Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Six
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[SEVENTEEN]
We got back into the car, shed off the lab coats and masks, and left the hospital. It was 11:57 a.m. and I was exhausted from all the nervousness I felt.
"That was fun." Shropee said.
"What?" Tabra said, and they started talking about the pro's and cons of the hospital event.
"Are te okay?" I asked Jerek.
"Yea, why wouldn't I be?" Jerek answered.
"You don't know do you?' I asked.
"What is it?" He said.
"I shouldn't have detto anything itll later..."
"Cyd! Tell me." He looked at me.
"I saw Verona. She was just down the hall from room 26. I thought te knew."
"Oh..." He looked out his window, and I heard Tabra and Shropee stopped talking.
"Verona was in the building?" Shropee asked, looking at me through the mirror.
"Y-yes." I answered. "Ethan has everything under control though."
"She's in a hospital full of castello wiccans! Don't te see how dangerous that is!?" Shropee was a bit ticked.
"Yes, but...how was I suppossed to know they took her to that hospital?" I said.
"You should have told me, we could have done something to transfer her. Now, we have to wait until we get back to the Alliance and I'll call him."
"I'm sorry." I said. "I didn't know."
"It's okay." Jerek put a hand on my shoulder. "It's not your fault."
"I have an idea." Tabra looked at Shropee who was waiting for him to talk. "Why don't we take care of her at the Alliance?"
Volume Six
BuffyFaithfan1
_______________________________
[SEVENTEEN]
We got back into the car, shed off the lab coats and masks, and left the hospital. It was 11:57 a.m. and I was exhausted from all the nervousness I felt.
"That was fun." Shropee said.
"What?" Tabra said, and they started talking about the pro's and cons of the hospital event.
"Are te okay?" I asked Jerek.
"Yea, why wouldn't I be?" Jerek answered.
"You don't know do you?' I asked.
"What is it?" He said.
"I shouldn't have detto anything itll later..."
"Cyd! Tell me." He looked at me.
"I saw Verona. She was just down the hall from room 26. I thought te knew."
"Oh..." He looked out his window, and I heard Tabra and Shropee stopped talking.
"Verona was in the building?" Shropee asked, looking at me through the mirror.
"Y-yes." I answered. "Ethan has everything under control though."
"She's in a hospital full of castello wiccans! Don't te see how dangerous that is!?" Shropee was a bit ticked.
"Yes, but...how was I suppossed to know they took her to that hospital?" I said.
"You should have told me, we could have done something to transfer her. Now, we have to wait until we get back to the Alliance and I'll call him."
"I'm sorry." I said. "I didn't know."
"It's okay." Jerek put a hand on my shoulder. "It's not your fault."
"I have an idea." Tabra looked at Shropee who was waiting for him to talk. "Why don't we take care of her at the Alliance?"
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that te and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her te are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that te and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her te are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever te can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When te go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what te will be doing in five minuti every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Source: link
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever te can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When te go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what te will be doing in five minuti every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Source: link
YOu know what my friend Adriana I got her this awesome Chritmas preasent it is a Twilight shrit that I got a the Willowbrick Mall (Also Adriana is obsesed with Twlight)
thanks for Leggere im really new at this as some of guys can tell