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*episode twenty-two*
*Lost…never found*
SeasonFinale
~With Edward and Jasper~
Edward: Why would she do that?
Jasper: I have a million reasons…none of them make much sense…
Edward: *thoughtful* Like what? I’m curious.
Jasper: Well…1. She was having an affair-and the guy was bad in bed-so she got pregnant so she wouldn’t have to EXACTLY tell him about the letto sitch…
Edward: That could be…anything else?
Jasper: ok….2. The baby isn’t yours and she didn’t actually…and I have no idea where I’m going with this.
Edward: Ok…well. We better get to Emmett.
Jasper: You’re right. Let’s do this thing!
Edward: Um, Jazz…could te like please not say ‘thing’ it makes me uncomfortable.
Jasper: Awl, sure man! Um, fine…Let’s do this thang!
Edward: That’s much-better-thanks!
~With Bella and Alice~
Bella: *huffing, puffing, starting to get dizzy* I don’t think this running goes along with the baby.
Alice: *stops and sits down on a rock* Sit down for a sec.
Bella: Thanks…I knew I should’ve brought my phone…did te bring yours?
Alice: *checks pockets* Yeah…why?
Bella: Can I call Edward?
Alice: Sure.
Bella: *calls Edward* Thanks.
~Back with Edward and Jasper~
Edward: *phone rings* *checks phone* Hmm…its Alice…wanna answer it?
Jasper: Naw…she’s calling te so te answer it.
Edward: FINE I WILL!!
Jasper: Ok, dudes…answer it.
Edward: Alright. *answers it* Hello?
--Their phone call:--
B-Edward?
E-Bella…why are te on Alice’s phone?
B-Mine’s at the house.
E-Well, where are you?
B-In the woods…where are you?
E-In the woods…oh, yeah…I’m leaving you…forever.
B-WHAT!?! te can’t leave…I’m pregnant!
E-That’s why I’m leaving…you got pregnant on purpose, Bella.
B- *starts to cry* I’m sorry…please don’t…l-
E- *shuts phone off/end call*
~Back to reality~
Bella: H-H-He hung up o-o-o-on m-m-m-me. *is crying*
Alice: What?!? What did he say?!?
Bella: H-He s-said I g-g-got pregnant on purpose.
Alice: Where’s Jasper? *getting worried*
Bella: I don’t k- *screams and starts crying harder* Alice…I’m bleeding!
~With Rosalie…~
Rosalie: *tearing up* *touches flat stomach* I’m so sorry.
Emmett: *shouting in distance* ROSALIE! ROSALIE, I’M SORRY!
Rosalie: *to herself* Emmett?!? *louder* EMMETT!?!
~With Alice & Bella~
Alice: *running home holding Bella*
Bella: *crying into Ali’s chest* this h-h-h-hurts.
Alice: *soothing her* I know, I know, I know, Bella. Calm. Calm.
~They get home~
Carlisle: *e-mailing on his laptop* hmm…dangit Felipe. Why the crap does your firkin’ e-mail say ‘I like spinach’?
Alice: *puts Bella on the divano beside Carlisle* Carlisle, Bella’s bleeding and she doesn’t feel well.
Carlisle: *gets a grim face* Oh my gods! We need to check the baby ASAP. Bella, I’m sorry but te may be having a miscarriage.
Bella: *crying* NO!
~Back to Jasper and Edward~
Jasper: *standing on a cliff with Edward* Eenie Meenie Miney Moe catch a tiger da its toe-if he hollers let him go eenie meenie miney Moe. *pointing at a red bandanna* It’s the red one!!!!
Edward: Yup. Ok so now it’s my turn. Take your bandanna. Eenie Meenie Miney Moe catch a tiger da its toe-if he hollers let him go eenie meenie miney Moe. It’s the arancia, arancio ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *punches his chest*
Jasper: Dang!!!!!!! That’s the one I wanted.
Edward: Too bad, it’s MINE!!!!!!
Jasper: te MEENIE BOBINEY!!!!
Edward: *sticks tongue out and spits ALL over Jasper*
In the distance…*Bella’s screams can be heard*
Edward: I wonder what’s going on there.
Jasper: Who cares? Pfft, we are MEN! And we are SOLIDERS!!! And we do NOT and I repeat NOT; care!!!!
Edward: *shakes head and the nods* your right, Jazz.
~With Emmett~
Emmett: *runs faster to find Rose* *to self* I have to find her; I have to find her; I HAVE TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^_^He finds her^_^
Emmett: ROSALIE!!!!! *hugs her and kisses her belly* I AM SOOOOO SORRY!
Rosalie: *is crying* no, I am sorry. I never should have trashed your room and tried to kill Brownie. It was really wrong.
Emmett: It’s o-WHOA WHOA WAIT!!!!!!!! te tried to murder BROWNIE?!? WTF is wrong with you?!?
Rosalie: I detto I was sorry, Em.
Emmett: Sorry won’t cut it this time, Rosalie.
Rosalie: WHATEVER- I’m already running away PREGNANT. So, I’m giving birth alone and crap and te really don’t give a friggin’ crap do you?!?
Emmett: Ok, so maybe I did. I don’t know! The kid will be better off without YOU-because I swear to god I will come back and kill te and take the kid.
Rosalie: *walks off* Bye, good luck in HELL!
~After the Ultrasound~
Carlisle: *looks at Bella* Bella…I have something to tell you.
All hell broke loose as te viewers can see…just what will happen successivo in the thrilling series of friendship, Lost love, babies, trusting each other with secrets, and most importantly…DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!
**Ok, so what do te think happened to Bella. I already know…but look for Season Two…COMING SOON TO A fanpop NEAR U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
*episode twenty-two*
*Lost…never found*
SeasonFinale
~With Edward and Jasper~
Edward: Why would she do that?
Jasper: I have a million reasons…none of them make much sense…
Edward: *thoughtful* Like what? I’m curious.
Jasper: Well…1. She was having an affair-and the guy was bad in bed-so she got pregnant so she wouldn’t have to EXACTLY tell him about the letto sitch…
Edward: That could be…anything else?
Jasper: ok….2. The baby isn’t yours and she didn’t actually…and I have no idea where I’m going with this.
Edward: Ok…well. We better get to Emmett.
Jasper: You’re right. Let’s do this thing!
Edward: Um, Jazz…could te like please not say ‘thing’ it makes me uncomfortable.
Jasper: Awl, sure man! Um, fine…Let’s do this thang!
Edward: That’s much-better-thanks!
~With Bella and Alice~
Bella: *huffing, puffing, starting to get dizzy* I don’t think this running goes along with the baby.
Alice: *stops and sits down on a rock* Sit down for a sec.
Bella: Thanks…I knew I should’ve brought my phone…did te bring yours?
Alice: *checks pockets* Yeah…why?
Bella: Can I call Edward?
Alice: Sure.
Bella: *calls Edward* Thanks.
~Back with Edward and Jasper~
Edward: *phone rings* *checks phone* Hmm…its Alice…wanna answer it?
Jasper: Naw…she’s calling te so te answer it.
Edward: FINE I WILL!!
Jasper: Ok, dudes…answer it.
Edward: Alright. *answers it* Hello?
--Their phone call:--
B-Edward?
E-Bella…why are te on Alice’s phone?
B-Mine’s at the house.
E-Well, where are you?
B-In the woods…where are you?
E-In the woods…oh, yeah…I’m leaving you…forever.
B-WHAT!?! te can’t leave…I’m pregnant!
E-That’s why I’m leaving…you got pregnant on purpose, Bella.
B- *starts to cry* I’m sorry…please don’t…l-
E- *shuts phone off/end call*
~Back to reality~
Bella: H-H-He hung up o-o-o-on m-m-m-me. *is crying*
Alice: What?!? What did he say?!?
Bella: H-He s-said I g-g-got pregnant on purpose.
Alice: Where’s Jasper? *getting worried*
Bella: I don’t k- *screams and starts crying harder* Alice…I’m bleeding!
~With Rosalie…~
Rosalie: *tearing up* *touches flat stomach* I’m so sorry.
Emmett: *shouting in distance* ROSALIE! ROSALIE, I’M SORRY!
Rosalie: *to herself* Emmett?!? *louder* EMMETT!?!
~With Alice & Bella~
Alice: *running home holding Bella*
Bella: *crying into Ali’s chest* this h-h-h-hurts.
Alice: *soothing her* I know, I know, I know, Bella. Calm. Calm.
~They get home~
Carlisle: *e-mailing on his laptop* hmm…dangit Felipe. Why the crap does your firkin’ e-mail say ‘I like spinach’?
Alice: *puts Bella on the divano beside Carlisle* Carlisle, Bella’s bleeding and she doesn’t feel well.
Carlisle: *gets a grim face* Oh my gods! We need to check the baby ASAP. Bella, I’m sorry but te may be having a miscarriage.
Bella: *crying* NO!
~Back to Jasper and Edward~
Jasper: *standing on a cliff with Edward* Eenie Meenie Miney Moe catch a tiger da its toe-if he hollers let him go eenie meenie miney Moe. *pointing at a red bandanna* It’s the red one!!!!
Edward: Yup. Ok so now it’s my turn. Take your bandanna. Eenie Meenie Miney Moe catch a tiger da its toe-if he hollers let him go eenie meenie miney Moe. It’s the arancia, arancio ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *punches his chest*
Jasper: Dang!!!!!!! That’s the one I wanted.
Edward: Too bad, it’s MINE!!!!!!
Jasper: te MEENIE BOBINEY!!!!
Edward: *sticks tongue out and spits ALL over Jasper*
In the distance…*Bella’s screams can be heard*
Edward: I wonder what’s going on there.
Jasper: Who cares? Pfft, we are MEN! And we are SOLIDERS!!! And we do NOT and I repeat NOT; care!!!!
Edward: *shakes head and the nods* your right, Jazz.
~With Emmett~
Emmett: *runs faster to find Rose* *to self* I have to find her; I have to find her; I HAVE TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^_^He finds her^_^
Emmett: ROSALIE!!!!! *hugs her and kisses her belly* I AM SOOOOO SORRY!
Rosalie: *is crying* no, I am sorry. I never should have trashed your room and tried to kill Brownie. It was really wrong.
Emmett: It’s o-WHOA WHOA WAIT!!!!!!!! te tried to murder BROWNIE?!? WTF is wrong with you?!?
Rosalie: I detto I was sorry, Em.
Emmett: Sorry won’t cut it this time, Rosalie.
Rosalie: WHATEVER- I’m already running away PREGNANT. So, I’m giving birth alone and crap and te really don’t give a friggin’ crap do you?!?
Emmett: Ok, so maybe I did. I don’t know! The kid will be better off without YOU-because I swear to god I will come back and kill te and take the kid.
Rosalie: *walks off* Bye, good luck in HELL!
~After the Ultrasound~
Carlisle: *looks at Bella* Bella…I have something to tell you.
All hell broke loose as te viewers can see…just what will happen successivo in the thrilling series of friendship, Lost love, babies, trusting each other with secrets, and most importantly…DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!
**Ok, so what do te think happened to Bella. I already know…but look for Season Two…COMING SOON TO A fanpop NEAR U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
And it isn’t a school on how to get over Robert Pattinson, o how to be Robert Pattinson. It is an actual school in the UK! Its a College specializing in Language, Science, Mathematics!
In all seriousness guys, it is a real school. That is their real name. And it has nothing to do with the Twilight Saga’s Robert Pattinson! Just a mere coincidence! And no, Rob does not teach there! Sorry! lol
UPDATE: ROBSessedBlog detto that this school used to be the #1 Google cerca when te searched “Robert Pattinson” oh what a difference a anno makes! lol
And there te have.google it and see for yourself.
NOTE:is not on seventeens page yet.But fun twilight games and give aways.
1.Death Cab For Cutie- Meet Me On The Equinox
2.Band Of Skulls- Friends
3.Thom Yorke- Hearing Damage
4.Lykke Li- Possibility
5.The Killers- A White Demon Amore Song
6.Anya Marina- Satellite Heart
7.Muse- I Belong To te (New Moon Remix)
8.Bon Iver & St. Vincent- Rosyln
9.Black Rebel Motorcycle Club- Done All Wrong
10.Hurricane Bells- Monsters
11.Sea Wolf- The viola Hour
12.OK Go- Shooting The Moon
13.Grizzly orso (with Victoria Legrand)- Slow Life
14.Editors- No Sound But The Wind
15.Alexandre Desplat- New Moon (The Meadow)
It seems all the attention Taylor Lautner is getting lately due to his super sweet abs is making the actor a bit bashful. The actor spoke with AceShowBiz about how he thinks "it's weird and it's kind of embarrassing" to have the world see te shirtless. The Twilight Saga: Eclipse actor said, "It's so uncomfortable knowing that so many people are seeing pictures of me shirtless." Sorry, Tay-Tay but we just can't enough of your shirtless self running around in the woods recitazione like a werewolf. We are all looking inoltrare, avanti to see the new movie that we want to know everything about our fave actors and it's not that weird...