Twilight la saga Article: The FUNNIEST Twilight EVA

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posted by IluvjacobOk

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever saw!

"what's your name... stranger?"
"Emmett Cullen. And i am a vampire!"
"Thats cool." i awnserd calmly.
"wow i'me surprized."
"4 what?"
"Well i am a vampire..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Then... i saw lights... flashing... a HORRIBLE pain... up my neck! I'me dying.... i'me dyiiiiiiiiing!!!!!
Get me 2 a hospitil.
No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever saw!

"what's your name... stranger?"
"Emmett Cullen. And i am a vampire!"
"Thats cool." i awnserd calmly.
"wow i'me surprized."
"4 what?"
"Well i am a vampire..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Then... i saw lights... flashing... a HORRIBLE pain... up my neck! I'me dying.... i'me dyiiiiiiiiing!!!!!
Get me 2 a hospitil.
No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever saw!

"what's your name... stranger?"
"Emmett Cullen. And i am a vampire!"
"Thats cool." i awnserd calmly.
"wow i'me surprized."
"4 what?"
"Well i am a vampire..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Then... i saw lights... flashing... a HORRIBLE pain... up my neck! I'me dying.... i'me dyiiiiiiiiing!!!!!
Get me 2 a hospitil.
No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ciao wait a sec i'me just repeating the same story, all over again...

Someone: That's why u should let me tell the story.
Bella: ciao who are u?
Someone: I was wondering if u could tell me?
Someone else: I'de tell u.

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IluvjacobOk The next story will come out whitthen 3 days. And THAT will be a lot funnier. Thats a promise.

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Unexpected gifts [4]

posted by Tatti

I'm sorry for posting three chapters with "unexpexted" instead of "unexpected", I edited that and feel pretty stupid XD Hope you'll enjoy my new chapter.

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4th chapter Guessing

Edward

"And what is wrong with Emi being so fast?" Rosalie asked angrily when we returned home.You're jealous, that's it. I rolled my eyes at her mental tone - there was no way that Rosalie would turn against baby whom she wished for so long.
"There's nothing wrong with her" I answered as calmly as I could "If there is something wrong, that would be the situation - three half-vampire bambini left on our stairs. Doesn't...

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~Ever After 9~

posted by LexisFaith

"Momma. I want to go back down stairs." Sarah was sitting on her bed, her back against the wall.
"I know." I sighed. "But Daddy is talking to Seth right now so we are going to stay up here untill they are done."
She sighed and leaned her head against the wall.
I listened to Jacob and Seth down stairs.
"So that's how it works?" Seth asked.
"Yea." Jacob sighed.
"Cool." I could hear the smile in Seth's voice.
"Look, I'm really sorry if you're mad at me but te know, I couldn't controll it. I didn't even know what was going on."
"Yea, I know. I'm not mad at you, though." I heard Jacob settle back down...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [FIVE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
BuffyFaithfan1
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[FIVE]
THE successivo MORNING, Jerek woke me up with a light baciare to the cheek. I never was a deep sleeper, and the slightest sounds would wake me up. But, lately it seems, that I've been sleeping più deeply then I ever have before. It was already noon, and I wasn't surprised everyone slept that long. In fact, half of the other people here were still sleeping. I ate lunch with Jerek and Tabra in Jerek's room, while Jerek told Tabra and I the story of what happened the night of the Final Fight. ...

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A Youtube Script(episode four)Help!

posted by moolah

*episode four*
*HELP!*
Bella’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
I felt really shaky
And really scared
Alice kept on laughing wickedly
I kept on screaming
*done thinking*
Alice: Bella, te had your chance-you WILL die now.
Bella: *passes out*
Alice: *goes back to normal* BELLA!
Bella: *bleeding everywhere*
Alice: *Screams* HELP!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!! *kicks down the door*
Edward: *runs toward her* ALICE! WHAT THE HELL DID te DO?
Alice: *vomits* Omigod. *looks at the vomit* Edward…*there is blood in the vomit*
Edward: *looks down at the vomit* Ali…
Alice: *runs out*
Edward: *looks down at Bella* BELLA! *picks her up and...

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The Loss (chapter two)

posted by a-jforever

After fixing and eating tè I decided I was tired enough to go to bed. It was ten o’clock so I guess it was acceptable. I climbed under the cold sheets, quickly falling asleep, dreaming of my visit to Renesmee’s tomorrow.

I moaned as my alarm went off knowing it was six thirty and that I had to go to school. I switched on my giant stereo dancing around to some of my favourite songs while I was showering and getting dressed. da the time I had turned if off and got down stairs my parents had already left for work which ment I needed to hunt for my keys. There was a knock at the front door....

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Unexpected gifts [3]

posted by Tatti

Here comes new chapter and I hope you'll like it. Big thanks to all who supports my fanfic and all nice commenti te leave.

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3rd chapter Running

Edward

I can see that Bella is worrying and I even can understand it - three half-vampire bambini pops out of nowhere and only short letter from mysterious vampire Doreen informs us that they are abandoned and we should take care of them. At first, I was a bit suspicious too, but now I can't see what would be the point of leaving these kids if someone would meant harm to us. Volturi already know about vampire and human hybrids and accepted them as not...

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True Lies,Teen Girls(Chapter Ten)

posted by moolah

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Bella’s P.O.V:
I was hyperventilating when I stepped into the Cullen garage. I saw the car Ali and Jazz had taken me into to Arizona. And then the car that had come back when I was “dead” with Ali as my visitor. The car I promised Edward I would wait until after graduation for my wish made me cry the most. The one where we ran into Jacob-and went into the woods.
Although I was supposed to go to the hotel Carlisle told me to go strait to Alice and Edward. I had Cullen clothes on so I would smell like a vampire. I did. I smelled like all my preferito people. Emmett, Alice, Edward, Esme, Carlisle,...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [THREE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
BuffyFaithfan1
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[THREE]
    At times, as I tried to find Jerek, I saw people dropping to the ground, a head o two flying past my face, blood being sprayed in the air. But I knew that none of them was more, nor Tabra, nor Jerek.
    And I was certain.
    I kept on walking, killing few here and there, and finally, I saw Jerek and Haus.
    They were off to the side, like I was with the other people, and I kept walking that way slowly, making sure Haus...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 4~ [EIGHT]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Four
BuffyFaithfan1
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[EIGHT]
    I quit crying a few minuti later. I just laid there for the few hours of time we had to ourselves. I didn't need to train, I was ready for this battle. The Final Fight, I would win. I was ready.
    And then, it was time to go.
    I checked my eyes so no one would ask me if I was crying, and I was good. I went to the weapons room, geared up, and grabbed my essentials: a cross-bow and a stake.
    "Let's do this." I said, and we started...

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Robert Pattinson Related to Dracula?

posted by Hellohoudini

Robert Pattinson Related to Dracula?
da Twilight_News |

According to ET:

“The Associated Press says researchers at Ancestry.com have connected Pattinson and the Transylvanian ruler through their relationship to the British royal family; the site claims Pattinson is a distant cousin of Princes Harry and William, who are distant nephews of Vlad the Impaler.
“Tracing Pattinson’s family back to Vlad was difficult research, but the pieces that unraveled created the perfect accompaniment to ‘The Twilight Saga,’” detto Anastasia Tyler, a genealogist at Ancestry.com. “Without any myth o magic, we find royalty and Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. lurking in Pattinson’s life — making his story just as Supernatural as the one he’s playing on screen.”

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(Doesn't have a name yet)

posted by jacob_lover5253

Heyy I am back. The doctor detto I did have a concussion so I had to be woken up multiple times last night. On the bright side I finished
Bella's POV... if this is to confusing let me know. -Kayla

End of Chapter 6. (Jacob)

I heard the door open as he peeked his head in. Great it's morning time already. As soon as Charlie went into the bathroom I jumped out of her window.

I walked around to the front of the house and knocked on the door. Charlie answered within minutes.

"Hey, Jacob, hold on I'll get her." Wow it's like he can read my mind. I heard him walking up the creaking steps. "Bells, te awake,...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 4~ [THREE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Four
BuffyFaithfan1
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[THREE]
    LATER THAT NIGHT: I had some Gelato with Tabra, and we talked about things we used to do.
    "Remember when we played the PS2?" He asked and I laughed.
    "I kicked your butt in Crash Bandacoot !" I detto and he laughed.
    "I know, I sucked at that game!" He said.
    "Yea, that's why I made te play it with me." I laughed and he did too.
    "Really?" He asked, and I nodded and took...

Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 4~ [TWO]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Four
BuffyFaithfan1
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[TWO]
    I yelped and jerked. I then screamed and I woke up. Jerek was sitting up successivo to me, holding my hands down so I didn't lash out. He looked at me once I opened my eyes.
    "Are te okay?" Jerek asked me, looking worried.
    "Yea, I'm fine. I just had a nightmare." I said.
    "We'll try to go back to sleep okay? It's only six a.m." Jerek detto and I laid back down successivo to him.
    "Do te think the others heard...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 4~ [ONE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Four
BuffyFaithfan1
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[PREVIOUSLY]
Hi, my name is Cyd, short for Cydnee, and one giorno while I was grocery shopping, a former member of the Death Clan of the Fallen threw a coltello at my head. I ducked behind my cart, and ran out of the store once I saw the coltello fly into a bunch of egg cartons. I went home, told my friend Tabra about it, and he came rushing over. He helped me get out of the aftershock feeling, and when we were eating chicken sandwhiches, mine was coated in poison. We then went to his apartment,...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 3~ [TWENTY]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Three
BuffyFaithfan1
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[TWENTY]
    WHEN I GOT OUT: I dried off, got dressed, drained the tub, rinsed the extra suds off of the tub, dried my hair, ran my fingers through it, and went out into Jerek's bedroom and saw him waiting for me.
    "Hey," He said, and patted the letto successivo to him.
    He was shirtless, of course, and as I walked to him, I noticed that the tattoo on him was looking darker. Maybe I was just looking at it and it was popping out at me o something. Anyways,...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 3~ [SIX]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Three
BuffyFaithfan1
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[SIX]
    We got into Jerek's car, and he started back to his hous o headquarters, wherever Jerek was taking us too.
    "So, do te have the symbol of the Death Clan on you?" I asked Jerek. Tabra was laying in the back, and Jerek and I were in the front.
    "Yea, I do. I regret seeing it everyday, I regret what I did the little time I was there. But I do."
    "Have te forgiven yourself?"
    "Not fully." He said,...

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the new beginig ch4 " dOnt have tittle yet lOl"

posted by sh0rtiinedward

I didn’t know what was happening, who was this guy I got the feel that I know him for a long time. I started walking to the door when the campana, bell rang, and as I was crossing the door Julius passed da me real quick.
“I don’t know nothing about this guy, but I have to find out as soon is possible” I detto to my self. I started walking to my successivo class, and for my surprise he was there too, so I sede, sedile successivo to him again and………….
“Hello my name is Rennesme Cullen” I detto to him, very polite
“Hi I’m Julius” he detto as he turn around to my direction and meet with my eyes, he was...

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the new beginig ch3 :Welcome to the real life"

posted by sh0rtiinedward

I can’t believe this is Monday already, time to go to school and act human, with all those people “Humans”
“Nessi are te ready honey” my aunt Alice yelled.
“Yes I’m on my way” I graph my backpack and I started walking to the door.
“Rennesme sweetheart can we talk for a minute” my mom asked me
“Sure mom”
“Well honey tell me what’s going on? I see te that te are very sad”
“Mom I feel so bad, I can’t understand what’s going on, I fell so badly with JACOB, I told very horrible stuff and now I need him, he was my best friend and my big brother. He was there for me...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. Two~ [FIVE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Two
BuffyFaithfan1
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[FIVE]
    And then she dropped to the floor. I heard a gunshot and saw Tabra standing behind her lifeless body.
    That's when the others marched in. I grabbed my gun, and we started shooting at the people that came in.
    Finally, in the end, they were all gone.
    "You really think te can kill me!?" A voice said, and we turned to see Haus holding a sword from the wall. He was drooling blood, and he looked . "You can't kill me!" He then thrusted...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. Two~ [FOUR]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Two
BuffyFaithfan1
__________________
[FOUR]
    I jumped up and whipped out my gun, aimed it for Haus' chest and fired twice. Haus went down in a second.
    "Let's go!" I detto and Rick jumped into the room, brandishing his knives.
    Tabra grabbed his arm, twisted it around and snapped it. Clean break, sounded like, if not, good! He deserved the suffering. Rick went down on one knee, and I shot at him, the bullet entered his skull. He's a goner.
    A chick walked in then, carrying a whip and slung it at Tabra. It wrapped around his neck and she started to pull.
    "Let him go!" I shouted and shot at her, she got hit in the leg.
    "You bitch!" She said, released Tabra and slashed her whip at me.
    It knocked the gun out of my hand.
    "Let's do this," She dropped her whip and walked towards me.
    "First class whore!" I spat and she gasped.
    "I'll kill te for that."
    Uh-oh!