Rob Pattz

1. Tell him that Bella really is dead.
2. Lock him in a room with Jacob.
3. Beat Edward at chess
4. Tell him that Bella ran off with Jacob.
5. Replace all his CD's with techno music.
6. Tell him that he's sparkly.
7. Do not serenade him.
8. Push him in the sunlight.
9. Kill an animal in front of him
10. Tell Edward that there are thousands of posers on Myspace pretending to be him.
11. Tell him that he smells good.
12. Ask him to eat something.
13. Ask him if he got contacts.
14. Beg him to do your homework for him.
15. Ask him to bite you.
16. Ask him if te "dazzle him."
17. Tell him that te Amore him.
18....

yea i made the titolo to be something a little less opinionated, and più open to other peoples opinon. so if te agree, say why, and if not, give some examples of her good side! all i did was her bad side cuz thats my opinion. :)

These are from the first chapter of Eclipse.

pg. 14-Charlie to Bella"You're hurting Jake's feelings, avoiding him like this."
response: HOLY CRAP listen to your father Bella!!! te have got a serious problem, and te are hurting poor Jake in the process! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!? GET..A..LIFE, and leave Jacob out of it

pg. 17-in Bella's mind"I wrenched the door out...

As Seattle is ravaged da a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge, Bella once again finds herself surrounded da danger. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between her Amore for Edward and her friendship with Jacob—knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the ageless struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella has one più decision to make: life o death. But which is which?

Yes, yes, here it is…the long awaited third book in the Twilight series da Stephenie Meyer. It’s been...

I got this from Stephenie Meyer's website...I didnt write this myself!
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**A note: I don't pull any punches here, so if te haven't read New Moon and te don't want to be spoiled, don't read this.**

Writing a sequel is a very different experience than Scrivere a story. It was for me, at least.

If you've read the link, then te know that I didn't set out to write a novel o begin a career as an author. I was just Scrivere down a story for my personal enjoyment, letting it grow as it would and lead where...

    Prologue: after Jacob Black and Renesmee Culen are married, living in the cottage Esme built for Bella and Edward. Trouble strikes, the licantropi don't approve the happy couple living together, Sam isn't happy about Jakes fulfillment with the pack he feels that he is spending too much time with Renesmee and not with the pack, protecting the Quileute people.
*From Renesmee's view

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sUrPrIsEs
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    "Jake, common!" It was Sam's gravelly, irritated voice that woke me up. With astonished pleasure I realized I was married to the man I loved, the man I...

Jacob Black's POV

When I awoke the successivo morning Renesme was snuggled up agianst my chest, I smiled down at her, Remembering what happened the night before. I gently moved the ruby red curls out of her eyes and kissed her forehead. Her eyes slowly fluttered open. She smiled and kissed me back. After a few moments her face changed into a serious worry face. "Crap, I've gotta go! I-if my parents find out I'm gone they'll kill me!" She cried. She got up pulled and blanket over her and gathered up her clothes. I layed sideways starring at her. "What?" She asked. "Whats wrong?" I asked her. She shook...

AN: Alright, welcome back to my crazy world. I own a valentine card with Edward on it. Does this mean I own Edward? No, Meyer calms all. I'm just playing with them a bit. As always much thanks go out to state of delusion for making this readable. Okay have fun.

Chapter 2

I am the Walrus

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.

If the sun don't come, you'll get a tan

From standing in the rain.

-The Beatles

"Alice!" I called into the sitting room. "I can't find my red and oro earrings, the ones with the Spanish rose embossed on them. Do te know where they are?"

"They're in the black velvet...

OMG I HAVENT WRITTEN IN ALMOST 2 YEARS IM SO SO SO SORRY D: and this chapter's super slow so IM SORRY.


    When they left I closed the door and smiled to myself. After me and Jacob broke up I was lost…I didn’t know what to do. But Seth helped me through that, it feels good to feel alive again even if it isn’t with the person I imprinted with. People just need to have FUN.
    I walked to my bathroom and bushed my teeth. The color came back to my skin. I’m no longer pale anymore, I have a rosey shade to my cheeks. I smiled again and relized I look...

I was running.Pounding through the trees of Forks that I knew so well.I had only one objective in my mind right now,and that was to kill the bloodthirsty monster streaking through the trees ahead of me.The plan was to drive her to Quil and Paul who were waiting about a mile off.
As she streaked through the trees,I thought about the giorno that we all found out what she wanted.Bella.She would never touch her!Nothing could touch Bella.I couldn't let that happen!
The truth was,I loved Bella.She was the only thing worth living for.Without her,I would be just your normal,depressed,teenage werewolf!The...

We drove for a few minuti not talking. When we arrived at his house I was shocked that it was so big. It was 3 stories tall and white, but mostly made of reflective glass so te couldn’t see inside. Off of the house was a 3 door garage. Passed there was a wide river with a bridge going over it. On the other side of the river their was acres of green erba like a meadow. Just passed the meadow there was a forest that had mountains behind it. I was mesmerized da it. I was also kind of jealous da it. I parked the car and looked at Chris he was smiling. I looked at the scenery a little more...

I had finally arrived in Silverton my new “home” but there was something different about this town it actually did feel like home though I had no idea why.     I had already unpacked all of my furniture and everything so I was moved into my new house and I was going to go watch TV for a while before going to “bed”. I would begin school tomorrow which made me happy because I would having something to do.
    Today was my first giorno of school at S.H.S. (Silverton High School) and I had no clue what was to come of it. Today I decided to go with something...

Note: I do not own Any of these characters except Amelia, Elizabeth and Ely. I do not own the Twilight Saga.


Alice:

I woke up today, a married women. Married to a wolf, a beautiful wolf. And a sister in law, to a loving 3 anno old. I went hunting when i woke up and caught a deer, i took it home because Winter is coming up and all the animali will be asleep.
" Alice, will te drop me off to nursery because Elizabeth is ill?" Amelia asked
"Yeah, OK." I replied
"Are te working?"
"I think...I have to phone Tom and ask. I think I am because there is a big house that needs decorating on Oak street."
"Right"...