A lot of video game characters have a lot of occupations. Much like real life. However, there are those video game characters who really suck at their jobs. So, today, I am going to talk about the ten video game characters who are not very good at their jobs. Now, the rules are simple. Only one game per franchise. However, for one game in particular, I am excluding my play before put rule, just so I can put it here. Now, with all that said, lets start the list.
#10: Isabelle from Animal Crossing: New Leaf - Being the assistant of the new mayor, you’d think you’d try to remember every last detail. But, no. Isabelle is very forgetful, and will always forget very important things until the last minute. Heck, she even says that te become mayor. and yet, te weren’t supposed to become mayor, yet the old mayor just says to be mayor. Now, even though Isabelle is very forgetful. she is lower on the lista because she can be very helpful, and she does try her hardest to get the job done
#9: Mr. Morooka from Persona 4 - Even though I haven’t played Persona 4 (And what the hell is wrong with me), I still had to put this guy on here. Known as King Moron da his class, this guy will always keep telling his students to study. And how does he do this? da scolding all of his students to the point of verbally abusing them. This is because he is so hateful towards modern teen pop culture, and always tries to avoid it. And he is so angry at his students, that he made a mental note of the ones he dislikes. A “Shit List”, if te will. Sure, some of the students do say that he actually does care about his students, which is why he tries so hard to have them study, so they can pass. That is why he’s only number nine
#8: Mii from Pokemon Rumble World - Now, I just recently got this game, and it is pretty fun, but the thing is… You’re Mii is useless. Sure, he is technically you, since te made him to look like te (Or a deformed monster, because te got bored. I don’t know), but, seriously, he sucks at his job. te will always play as a Pokemon, and whenever te see you’re Mii, he is either getting attacked da Pokemon, o sitting in front of the castello while te do all the work. Hell, he even gets all the credit for it. So, why is he this low. Because he does try to help in someway… Though, seriously, can te imagine if any other adventurer just let their sidekick do all the work. I can just imagine Legend of Navi… Ugh
#7: Protagonist from Fable 2 - Now, unlike all the other entries on this list, the protagonist actually has three jobs. Woodcutting, blacksmith, and bartending. So, how can he be terrible at jobs when he has three. Well, here’s how. He doesn’t have to go to any of them. Seriously, he can find oro in chests, from gambling, o selling rare items at shops. He really doesn’t have to work. Besides, if te were an adventurer that was able to find rare jewels to sell, would te want to cut wood, make swords, and give birra to drunk people…….. Didn’t think so
#6: Chef Antoine from Dead Rising 2 - This guy just barely made it out of the superiore, in alto five spot for one reason. But, we’ll get to that later. Now, I could have chosen literally ANY psychopath from this game. So, why Antoine? Well, for starters, he actually mistakes Chuck for a Cibo critic. Yes, the biker giacca just screams Cibo critic. Also, he makes his Cibo out of his co-workers, and feeds it to people. And lastly, in the boss fight against him, he is eating the Cibo he made. te know, the Cibo that’s meant for the public. I know it’s a zombie apocalypse, and there is no one coming by, but, seriously, if Antoine was waiting for a critic during all this, I’m sure he would save his Cibo for people. Now, he didn’t make the superiore, in alto 5, because, this is all due to his insanity, and not his true abilities. The remaining five is a whole different story
#5: Gordon Freeman from Half-Life - Ever since the first game, Freeman has been known to be a physicist. Okay, so, what do physicist do? Well, they are scientists that study matter, energy, motion, and force. What does Freeman do? He goes around with an arsenal of weapons, and shoots down aliens, zombies, and soldiers… Yeah, physicists don’t do that
#4: Manfred Von Karma from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - (WARNING: SPOILERS FOR THIS GAME AHEAD). Now, when te think of a prosecutor that has a perfect record would earn some respect, but no. Manfred has been cheating, da destroying and forging evidence to get all of the defense the guilty verdict. And his perfect streak is ruined da Miles’s father, Gregory Edgeworth, once he finds out that Manfred forged evidence. After that, Manfred kills Gregory to keep him from telling anyone. So yeah, Manfred just refuses to lose.
#3: The Boss from Saint’s Row IV - How can te mess up a job when you’re the president? Well, the Boss found a way. After killing Cyrus, he takes over the White House, and becomes the president. And, he does NOTHING at all. He has to presidential skills, o knows anything about politics. Hell, even his crew knows that him taking office was a terrible idea. And, this only happens at the beginning of the game. After that, te don’t do anything involving te being the president. Kind of a disappointment, but, it’s nothing that Saints Row is new to, Right Saints Row: The Third
#2: Carpet Merchant from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - There are quite a lot of merchants in the Zelda universe. But none are as terrible at being one than this guy. First off, te meet him in the Haunted Desert. What kind of idiot is going to go out into the Haunted Desert to find this guy… Oh right, Link is detto idiot. Anyway, this guy tells te that he is selling strange and rare things for two hundred rupees. And guess what… It;s just a Bombchu. An item te can get as young Link in Hyrule castello Town for a cheaper price. Why would te ever go to a desert to find this one guy, who charges te a lot of money for an item te can get for cheaper prices? Yeah, he is a terrible merchant
#1: Mario from Super Mario Bros - We all know Mario. He is the plumber who has saved the fungo Kingdom countless times from Bowser and his minions. So, how is he number one. Well, let me repeat my last sentence. Mario is a plumber. There is is. Right there. Mario is a plumber. However, he’s not a very good one. Sure, Mario has saved the fungo Kingdom on several occasions, but is that gonna put Cibo on the tavolo when it comes to being a plumber. No (Well, unless te count the coins he finds lying around…. and I don’t). And, for once, Mario from the cartoon mostra did something better than Mario from the video games. He actually does plumbing, while Mario in the video games does not. And this has been going on for over thirty years, and he still hasn’t unclogged a single drain. That is why Mario is the worst video game character at his job
So, there te have it. Did te enjoy the list. Tell me what te thought of it below. With that, I will see te all successivo time
#10: Isabelle from Animal Crossing: New Leaf - Being the assistant of the new mayor, you’d think you’d try to remember every last detail. But, no. Isabelle is very forgetful, and will always forget very important things until the last minute. Heck, she even says that te become mayor. and yet, te weren’t supposed to become mayor, yet the old mayor just says to be mayor. Now, even though Isabelle is very forgetful. she is lower on the lista because she can be very helpful, and she does try her hardest to get the job done
#9: Mr. Morooka from Persona 4 - Even though I haven’t played Persona 4 (And what the hell is wrong with me), I still had to put this guy on here. Known as King Moron da his class, this guy will always keep telling his students to study. And how does he do this? da scolding all of his students to the point of verbally abusing them. This is because he is so hateful towards modern teen pop culture, and always tries to avoid it. And he is so angry at his students, that he made a mental note of the ones he dislikes. A “Shit List”, if te will. Sure, some of the students do say that he actually does care about his students, which is why he tries so hard to have them study, so they can pass. That is why he’s only number nine
#8: Mii from Pokemon Rumble World - Now, I just recently got this game, and it is pretty fun, but the thing is… You’re Mii is useless. Sure, he is technically you, since te made him to look like te (Or a deformed monster, because te got bored. I don’t know), but, seriously, he sucks at his job. te will always play as a Pokemon, and whenever te see you’re Mii, he is either getting attacked da Pokemon, o sitting in front of the castello while te do all the work. Hell, he even gets all the credit for it. So, why is he this low. Because he does try to help in someway… Though, seriously, can te imagine if any other adventurer just let their sidekick do all the work. I can just imagine Legend of Navi… Ugh
#7: Protagonist from Fable 2 - Now, unlike all the other entries on this list, the protagonist actually has three jobs. Woodcutting, blacksmith, and bartending. So, how can he be terrible at jobs when he has three. Well, here’s how. He doesn’t have to go to any of them. Seriously, he can find oro in chests, from gambling, o selling rare items at shops. He really doesn’t have to work. Besides, if te were an adventurer that was able to find rare jewels to sell, would te want to cut wood, make swords, and give birra to drunk people…….. Didn’t think so
#6: Chef Antoine from Dead Rising 2 - This guy just barely made it out of the superiore, in alto five spot for one reason. But, we’ll get to that later. Now, I could have chosen literally ANY psychopath from this game. So, why Antoine? Well, for starters, he actually mistakes Chuck for a Cibo critic. Yes, the biker giacca just screams Cibo critic. Also, he makes his Cibo out of his co-workers, and feeds it to people. And lastly, in the boss fight against him, he is eating the Cibo he made. te know, the Cibo that’s meant for the public. I know it’s a zombie apocalypse, and there is no one coming by, but, seriously, if Antoine was waiting for a critic during all this, I’m sure he would save his Cibo for people. Now, he didn’t make the superiore, in alto 5, because, this is all due to his insanity, and not his true abilities. The remaining five is a whole different story
#5: Gordon Freeman from Half-Life - Ever since the first game, Freeman has been known to be a physicist. Okay, so, what do physicist do? Well, they are scientists that study matter, energy, motion, and force. What does Freeman do? He goes around with an arsenal of weapons, and shoots down aliens, zombies, and soldiers… Yeah, physicists don’t do that
#4: Manfred Von Karma from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - (WARNING: SPOILERS FOR THIS GAME AHEAD). Now, when te think of a prosecutor that has a perfect record would earn some respect, but no. Manfred has been cheating, da destroying and forging evidence to get all of the defense the guilty verdict. And his perfect streak is ruined da Miles’s father, Gregory Edgeworth, once he finds out that Manfred forged evidence. After that, Manfred kills Gregory to keep him from telling anyone. So yeah, Manfred just refuses to lose.
#3: The Boss from Saint’s Row IV - How can te mess up a job when you’re the president? Well, the Boss found a way. After killing Cyrus, he takes over the White House, and becomes the president. And, he does NOTHING at all. He has to presidential skills, o knows anything about politics. Hell, even his crew knows that him taking office was a terrible idea. And, this only happens at the beginning of the game. After that, te don’t do anything involving te being the president. Kind of a disappointment, but, it’s nothing that Saints Row is new to, Right Saints Row: The Third
#2: Carpet Merchant from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - There are quite a lot of merchants in the Zelda universe. But none are as terrible at being one than this guy. First off, te meet him in the Haunted Desert. What kind of idiot is going to go out into the Haunted Desert to find this guy… Oh right, Link is detto idiot. Anyway, this guy tells te that he is selling strange and rare things for two hundred rupees. And guess what… It;s just a Bombchu. An item te can get as young Link in Hyrule castello Town for a cheaper price. Why would te ever go to a desert to find this one guy, who charges te a lot of money for an item te can get for cheaper prices? Yeah, he is a terrible merchant
#1: Mario from Super Mario Bros - We all know Mario. He is the plumber who has saved the fungo Kingdom countless times from Bowser and his minions. So, how is he number one. Well, let me repeat my last sentence. Mario is a plumber. There is is. Right there. Mario is a plumber. However, he’s not a very good one. Sure, Mario has saved the fungo Kingdom on several occasions, but is that gonna put Cibo on the tavolo when it comes to being a plumber. No (Well, unless te count the coins he finds lying around…. and I don’t). And, for once, Mario from the cartoon mostra did something better than Mario from the video games. He actually does plumbing, while Mario in the video games does not. And this has been going on for over thirty years, and he still hasn’t unclogged a single drain. That is why Mario is the worst video game character at his job
So, there te have it. Did te enjoy the list. Tell me what te thought of it below. With that, I will see te all successivo time