(Warning: Spoilers)
Boss: ragno Zeppelin
The ragno Zeppelin starts out as just an ordinary Zeppelin. Nothing special until te shoot it down. Then, it turns into this giant mechanical ragno that comes and destroys everything with its legs, so te should probably kill it before it does
Score: 8/10
Boss: Mechanical Centipede
Now, this thing doesn't really attack you, but rather attacks your escort which, surprisingly, isn't as annoying as you'd expect in a game. So, te need to blow up this things eye before it does. It's a little hard because of all the obstacles in your way, but you'll get it eventually
Score: 7/10
Boss: ZepEater
This thing lives da its name. It's a giant floating shredder that grabs zeppelins and rips them apart. It also has lighting rods on the front to attack planes and stun zeppelins to grab them. Its like a giant mechanical predator. It can't be stopped...... Unless te shoot it in the inside enough times
Score: 9/10
Boss: Spekter Strum
This thing is pretty much a giant doomsday machine. It had giant saw blades, lightning rods, rocket launchers, machine pistole and a giant turbine to create tornados and destroy building. What's più is that te actually have to go inside its razor filled opening and destroy it from the inside, which takes lots of skill, but when te beat it, your as happy as a kid on Natale o something
Score: 10/10
So, those are the bosses. Some good, some great, and some were FUCKING GENIUS!!! So, the boss for this articolo goes to the Spekter Strum o being a fair challenge and using skill to defeat it. So, that does it for this article. I will see te guys successivo time on Boss Bits
complessivamente, generale Boss Score: 9/10
Spider Zeppelin
Mechanical Centipede
ZepEater
Spekter Strum
Narrator: Are te looking for a dark, edgy, and serious anime. Well than get the hell out of here, because Death Note: The Re-Bridged is not for you. This time, we got più suspense.
L: Should I add one sugar cube, o two…. oh, fuck it. I’ll use all of it
Narrator: We’ve got più action
Security Guard: Hey, a bus… The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round-
(Bus crashes into a building)
Narrator: And we got a motherfucking AFRO
Aizawa: ……. I don’t even know how to respond to that?
Narrator: Watch as Light eats all your fucking potato chips! Don’t miss it, o you’re culo is going down in the Death Note. Watch Light eat your fucking mother
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Narrator: Oh, shit. Wrong show… Uh… Here’s Matsuda
Matsuda: Hey, I’m Ma-
Narrator: FUCK OFF, MATSUDA! Death Note: The Re-Bridged! Watch it! o don’t! Fuck you! Rated PG.
L: Should I add one sugar cube, o two…. oh, fuck it. I’ll use all of it
Narrator: We’ve got più action
Security Guard: Hey, a bus… The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round-
(Bus crashes into a building)
Narrator: And we got a motherfucking AFRO
Aizawa: ……. I don’t even know how to respond to that?
Narrator: Watch as Light eats all your fucking potato chips! Don’t miss it, o you’re culo is going down in the Death Note. Watch Light eat your fucking mother
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Narrator: Oh, shit. Wrong show… Uh… Here’s Matsuda
Matsuda: Hey, I’m Ma-
Narrator: FUCK OFF, MATSUDA! Death Note: The Re-Bridged! Watch it! o don’t! Fuck you! Rated PG.
When I detto I was going to review No più Heroes 2, I meant it. When I discussed the precedente game, I did mention that I may o may not review it. I detto that because, wow, I have to pay double the price of the original game for NMH2. But, in the end, I did it anyway. Because I’m a sad person. But, regardless, here it is. This is a game no one expected would be made. No più Heroes seemed like such a niche game that was fun, but nothing to warrant a sequel. But, low and behold, here it is: No più Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle.
~Story~
Now, te all know that I Amore the first No più Heroes...
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~Story~
Now, te all know that I Amore the first No più Heroes...
Art by Alinah_09
Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. And I means a LOT! However, there are also the ones that are… terrifying. Now, before I start, some rules. These are only games that I played and only one per franchise. Also, I AM including enemies from horror games, as long as they are scary. Also, they need to have originated from video games, so that means that Slender Man, SCPs, and the Aliens from the Alien games are all out. Now, lets start the list.
#20: Big Sisters from Bioshock 2 - Now, these enemies aren’t all that scary themselves. Its più of the backstory of them...
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Big Sister
#20: Big Sisters from Bioshock 2 - Now, these enemies aren’t all that scary themselves. Its più of the backstory of them...
So, Final fantasy VI was a good RPG on the SNES. I hear a lot of people say that it is the best. But that can’t be true. Undertale was based on Earthbound, not Final fantasy VI, so how can it possibly be the best when the best game ever wasn’t inspired da it. Okay, but seriously, this joke is terrible. Here’s Chrono Trigger.
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So I was never too big into sports, and in short, I was never too big into sports games. I have minor understanding of basketball, but only cause my brothers are fans, I never understood the appeal of football, and I think I won’t offend anyone when I say calcio is boring. But I was really interested in the art of skateboarding… until it died and no one cared anymore… The game is Tony Hawk’s Underground.
Tony Hawk’s Underground starts in good ol’ Shithole, New Jersey, where te play as a skater with huge ambitions to be a pro skater, not for money, not for fame, but for the...
I like Bayonetta better than Devil May Cry… Fuck you, fight me. Let’s not waste another secondo and let’s talk about it.
Bayonetta follows, well, Bayonetta, an Umbra Witch who was sealed in a coffin five hundred years fa before she resurfaced, with no memory of her passed and a legion of Heaven’s angeli hunting her down. So, with the help of bar tender and badass Rodin, scumbag Enzo, and totally not Yuri Lowenthal, Luca, she travels to a far off city in hopes of getting answers, while also killing as many angeli as she can. So like I detto before, Bayonetta is fucking awesome. You...
So when it comes to talking about the best Zelda game out there, two of them usually come to mind. The majority think of Ocarina of Time, and while that is a usual pick, some would say that Link to the Past is the best. And while I like both games, but also like other Zelda games more, it’s clear which one I prefer over the two
Link to the Past follows, who else, Link, as he is called upon da Zelda to go on a quest to save Hyrule from being turned into the Dark World where Ganon rules, and must gain the help of the Seven Sages to do so. Being one of the few SNES games that I have played,...
So Devil May Cry 3. Yeah, I bet te all were expecting it to be high on the list. After the disappointment that was 2, we needed a real good one. And a damn good one we got, so let's talk about it right no-
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Today I'm taking over to review what is probably my preferito Devil May Cry game, Devil May Cry 3 Dante's Awakening.
For those not aware, Devil May Cry is a character action series developed da Capcom, created da the director of Resident Evil 2 and who would later go on to create the Bayonetta series, Hideki Kamiya. The original title,...
Okay, I’m gonna stop talking about the stupid calzino puppet, I swear to god… Okay, I lied, but not right now. So Tim Schaffer, a well respected game designer (At the time), who made may games like the Monkey Island franchise, giorno of the Tentacle, and Grim Fandango. But it was clear he had the ambition to do più than just that. And more, he did do. An open world game with a-list actors and a huge soundtrack of licensed music. And that game was Brutal Legend.
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In 2014, I decided to sink into many different fandoms that I thought were pretty neat at the time. I found myself in many of them
Anime
Creepypasta
And, as shameful as it is to admit, MLP
Each and every time, I crawled my way out and managed to find myself out of the cringe pit that was some of those things. It was a hard struggle to find my way out of the cancer, I was able to find the light of reality and bask in the sweet release. And while I don’t blame the creations themselves, I could never return to those things. I left, never to return to them, never to find myself...
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Anime
Creepypasta
And, as shameful as it is to admit, MLP
Each and every time, I crawled my way out and managed to find myself out of the cringe pit that was some of those things. It was a hard struggle to find my way out of the cancer, I was able to find the light of reality and bask in the sweet release. And while I don’t blame the creations themselves, I could never return to those things. I left, never to return to them, never to find myself...
