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I'm going to say something that will probably piss te all off so much that te may hate me for it, so te should probably leave... Seriously, its bad... This is your last chance... Okay, but I warned you... I prefer Grand Theft Auto 4 over Grand Theft Auto 5... I feel everyone making hate commenti already.
Now, I don't hate GTA5, in fact, I think its one of the best games of this generation, but, compared to GTA4, it could be better. Now, lets see why I like GTA4. Well, I like this a little più due to its story. It was a little più (Okay, a lot more) serious then GTA5. This was mainly due...

Wind: (Sits on a plane, as he see’s people watching nothing but romantic comedies on the plane)


Wind: (Sits on a bus, as he hears people constantly looking around, playing Chokaman Move.


Wind: (Walks down the sidewalk, seeing the streets lined with protesters against Ronald Dump victory in the election)


Wind: (Walks onto the campus of Clearwater University) Oh boy, not even on campus yet, and I already feel like this place is gonna be just like Eastwood. At least I’ll feel right at home


College Administrator: You’ve got what it takes, kid. You’ve got talent, determination, and lots of guts....

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Saten Twist: Who wants to take a look at my new chain saw?
Tim: *Points his gun at Saten Twist* Sir, put the chain saw down.
Saten Twist: What for?
Tim: te killed four other ponies with it.
Orion: I can't go one minuto without being interrupted.
Tim & Saten Twist: Sorry.
Tim: *Arrests Saten Twist*
Orion: Our final two shows for the night are...

On The Block - Rated TV-PG13
Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG

Orion: Enjoy.

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*...

Sonic: Huh… I wonder what this speed boost does (Steps on the boost and is launched down the street) Wow! I can go extra fast! Hmmm.
(1 ora Later)
Sonic: (Sets up an entire set of speed boosts) Alright, let’s go (Steps on the speed boosts and runs super fast, but soon ends up running too fast) (Sonic runs down the street)
Tails: Hey, So- (Sonic runs past him, tearing off Tails’s flesh and leaving his bones)
Sonic: (Runs down the street, destroying vehicles and buildings) (Sonic runs around the entire world multiple times in seconds, destroying cities and killing millions) (Sonic finally...

For those of te wondering what I think the greatest game of 2015 was, since everyone on the planet seems to be talking about it, I would have to say that the best game of that anno had to be the groundbreaking masterpiece….. Alone in the Dark: Illumination. Oh, and Undertale was a great game to. So, since I obviously can’t review Illumination, we will just have to go with Undertale, as requested da Alinah_09. So, let us not waste anymore time (Then again, you’re Leggere a review da me)
Undertale is a game created da Toby Fox, who also worked on….. Uh….. All I know is that he worked...

~Story~

In 2275, Earth has become known as the NightLight Planet, as Amethyst City’s thousands of neon signs makes the city extremely bright, making it almost as bright as the sun. This became a beacon for other races on other planets to find Earth and see it’s culture and people. This soon lead to the discovery of alien life on other planets, and it was soon revealed that aliens behave like humans do, with well paying jobs, a perfect economy, a justice system, and similar reproduction methods. However, like humans, some aliens were involved in gang violence, robbery, trafficking, and assassinations....

Quite some time later.

Rick, Daryl and Oscar sneaked into Woodbury, but first they had to sneak past a guy in his own house.

Rick, in a rare moment of intelligence, had an idea saying "I have a quarter in my pocket.. Maybe if I throw it, he might go investigate the noise and we could sneak away.. Not even use violence".

"Good idea.. Quick Rick. Reach into your pocket" Daryl insisted.

Rick reached into his pocket, but forgotten his own idea as he detto "I don't know where your going with this".

Rick pulled an out quarter out of his pocket.

"Hey! A quarter!" Rick cried happily.

"Quick Rick, Throw it...

te died…. What else do te want. te just died… Okay, fine. te then met me, God, of course. Who else is going to narrate this story? Anyway, te came to me and said, “Who are you”?
I said, “I am God”?
And te said, “So… you’re Sonic.EXE”.
And I said, “... You’re a special kind of stupid”.
And te just sat there like a moron. Anyway, I then said, “Well, anyway, I am the actual God, the creator of the world, and so on and so forth. And you’re dead. te got in a bad car accident. Smashed your ribs, which mutilated te from the inside. Real gross. Blood everywhere. The...

Well.. That's all I got for the story. So.. Here's a BEST OF RICK:

RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!

RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm saving you. From yourself.. Look here Merle. When te been a "stripper" as long as I have te know when te met a bad egg.. And your a bad egg.

RICK: (sees the horse he was ridding get eaten and begins freaking out da recitazione like a gorilla).

RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.

RANDELL: But I'm fin-

RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.

RICK: da Morgan, hope te never try to kill me in the future.

FUTURE:...

Detective Smith: The Londra Homicide series 1-5

Episode 1: The Blood Bandit


January 4th 12:32 PM Londra Train Station

The large train came to a halt at the railroad in the town. The weather was dark and cloudy, as it was mostly these days. Joseph, a young scholar onboard the train, exited it. He examined the station, and looked around. It was a very quiet and quite dull area. Not much seemed to happen, as people walked off and headed to for their destinations. Joseph let out a sigh and walked over to a man wearing a superiore, in alto hat, with an odd looking moustache.
Joseph said, “Excuse me, sir, do you...

Now, I Amore Red Dead Redemption. It has an amazing open world, lots of activities to do, and a large amount of colorful characters. However, there is one character shrouded in mystery. So mysterious that he is only known as the Stranger.
Now, with an odd character like the Stranger, there were many theories that came up of who he is. There are many theories, but the highest three are that the Stranger is Death, Satan, o God. Now, here's what I think. He is not Death, because well, Death only wants to take people to the successivo life, nothing else. So, the fact of him being Death is invalid.
But,...

Now, let’s talk about Resident Evil….. I Amore Resident Evil. I Amore them almost all of them. I Amore the first one, the second, the third, especially the fourth, Code Veronica, Zero, Revelations one and two, and even Umbrella Chronicles. Resident Evil 5 and 6 were stupid in my eyes, though. And don’t get me started on Operation Raccoon City. But, with that said, there are still great Resident Evil games. And if there is one good thing about them all, it’s the monsters in them. Resident Evil has many great monsters, even the bad ones. And today, I want to share with te all the monsters...

te know what trend I’m getting kinda tired of? The whole “Princess has been kidnapped, go save her”. I’m not an extremist feminist, but the whole princess thing is kinda getting old. So, naturally, I felt the best thing to do was to make a lista of the superiore, in alto ten best. So, the rules for this lista are as followed. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. So, with all of that detto and done, let us start the list

#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair



Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean…...

Hey, everyone. windwakerguy430 here… and I did some looking around. After my superiore, in alto Ten Hated Characters in cartoni animati and my superiore, in alto Ten Hated Characters in Anime lists, I noticed that there are a LOT più hated characters in cartoni animati and anime. So, I decided to make another list. The rules are simple. Rule 1, The characters have to be from shows I watched. Rule 2, only one character per show. Rule 3, I will try to add as little Anime characters as I can. And Rule 4, no characters from past lists. With that, lets start.

#15: Scrappy Doo fro, Scooby Doo - Wow, the most hated character on other peoples...

Alright, everyone, after getting a feel for the game and after being able to experience it at my own Friends home, and after hundreds of Youtubers have played it, and after many old fan are still angry over it despite them wanting the franchise to go back to their horror roots, I will be talking about Capcom’s new horror game. It may have taken a long time to get to it, and it may have made people saltier than the Pacific Ocean, but it’s finally time I talk about this game. Let us all take a look at the return to horror game, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard



So as te can see, this game...

So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, o a blue little cagna who's got some burners on him?

...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!

*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*

But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the dibattito once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-

BE QUIET! te wanna get sued, kid?

Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!

Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems. Now, how many of te know Sega? Okay, now how many of te know Sega for anything besides Sonic the Hedgehog? A few of you? Alright, now how many of te actually owned a Dreamcast? Probably very few. Well, that’s understandable. Coming at the worst possible time, the Dreamcast was such a commercial failure. So naturally, being a poor child, I had one of them, along with a Gamecube, and wouldn’t get the Xbox and PS2 until much later. I loved all these consoles, but the thing that I loved about the Dreamcast the most was the game Jet Set Radio....

Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Now that we’ve uncovered that this game Dark Soul is the reason for the Craigslist killing, what else has this game done to our society?

Steve Doocy: It’s a good domanda because for so many years, we never knew this game existed. Now that we do, it seems like the perfect answer as to why video games are ruining America.

Brian Kilmeade: Well, look closely at the title. It has dark right in the name. Clearly this game has some racial overtones that probably has inspired a lot of video game playing racists. It really speaks to how out of touch gamers truly are.

Doocy: Video...

“Can te lose your virginity if te fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what te learn.

“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But da that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes

“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than

“8===D Is this a shovel o a crying smiley face”
Oh te innocent minded, stupid boy.

“Can te actually lose weight da rubbing your stomach”...

Now, I Amore horror movies. Their easily my preferito genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the Film that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror Film I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only Film that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, o Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm strada, via - Now, before te all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm strada, via was...