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Chuck: (Sitting in room, with TV on)
Anchorman: And, in a turn of events, some serious shit went down in Fortune City. And I mean SHIT! Like "Holy crap, dozens of people are dying and no one is doing a damn thing" kind of shit. We will go to our field reporter, Rebecca Chan, who has più on this crazy shit.
Rebecca: It is revealed that the zombies were released da someone, as an act of terrorism. The following video shows a man who we can not see his face at all, but, for story reasons, we will just assume its Chuck Greene.
Chuck: Oh, they detto my name again. Man, I am real popolare today.
Rebecca:...

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What's Your Take - articolo 95 - Five Nights At Fred- HOLY S**T

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Now, I have played lots of horror games on the internet. There was Slender: The Arrival with its jump scares and Corpse Party with its psychological horror. But there is a game that mixes both of these together. That game is Five Nights at Freddy's.
Now, this game, is horrifying. And for once, in a good way. It has a lot of good backstory, and the plot is neat, and the actual gameplay is well done. But what really amazed me was the horror of the game. It has both jump scares and psychological horror. I won't talk about the jump scares much, but più of the psychological horror, as the animatronics...

What's Your Take - articolo 54 - Half Life: Full (Of Crap) Consequences

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Okay... This fanfic is so bad and so poorly written... That its just funny. The fanfic I am talking about, is Half Life: Full Life Consequences.
Believe of o not.... Okay, no one, not even myself, believes this, but Gordon Freeman actually has relatives. He has a dad named Henry and a brother named John. This fan fiction is all about how Henry saved a city with his son. Sounds promising, so how could they fuck it up... Well, how about some of the worst spelling and grammar in the entire world. I swear, its as if this fanfiction was written da a first grader. In fact, I should just mostra you...

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MACK Part One: Blue Moon

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~Part 1: Blue Moon~

(A silent night, snow falling from the sky, as a man walked down an alleyway. There was no sound. Nothing but the noises of someone running and panting, almost screaming. The running stopped, but the screaming was only più frequent, as the mysterious man at the end of the alley walked into the frame, blocking path. In his hand, a tommy gun, with a drum at the side, held in his right hand, before lifting it into both hands. The figure screamed and panicked, trying to find an escape, but to no avail. It was only when the gun was fired did any light shine on the figure. A dirty,...

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Death Note: The Re-Bridged Trailer

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Narrator: Are te looking for a dark, edgy, and serious anime. Well than get the hell out of here, because Death Note: The Re-Bridged is not for you. This time, we got più suspense.
L: Should I add one sugar cube, o two…. oh, fuck it. I’ll use all of it
Narrator: We’ve got più action
Security Guard: Hey, a bus… The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round-
(Bus crashes into a building)
Narrator: And we got a motherfucking AFRO
Aizawa: ……. I don’t even know how to respond to that?
Narrator: Watch as Light eats all your fucking potato chips! Don’t miss it, o you’re culo is going down in the Death Note. Watch Light eat your fucking mother
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Narrator: Oh, shit. Wrong show… Uh… Here’s Matsuda
Matsuda: Hey, I’m Ma-
Narrator: FUCK OFF, MATSUDA! Death Note: The Re-Bridged! Watch it! o don’t! Fuck you! Rated PG.

Out of boredom, here's something I made for the RolePlay of Saten and Sword

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Best of SATEN TWIST: (Heroic Hothead/Reformed drunk/AppleJack's husband)

AJ: (shortly after baciare him on the lips) There's somethin' ah've been meaning ta tell ya.
Saten: *gasps* Oh god. Your breaking up with me.
AJ: What?
Saten: W Why would te baciare me, and then break up with me.. That is so crue-
AJ: *puts her hooves on him softly* Honey. Relax. Ah'm not breaking up with ya,
Saten: (nervously) Oh.. Right, I I knew that.. (takes a large sip from the birra still on the lamp tavolo successivo to we're their sitting)

AJ: (nuzzling Saten lovingly)
Saten: Huh.. That's so adorable, your like a cat. Only cuter....

Zom-Beat: The Prequel Series - Episode 2

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Nate: (In car with Chris)
Chris: Are te sure its a zombie outbreak
Nate: Chris, take a look outside (Points at person getting eaten da zombie) How do te explain that
Chris: Well, this is New York. Lots of crazy crap happens. Maybe he's a drug pusher
Nate: CHRIS
Chris: Okay, okay, so it is a zombie outbreak. But, how am I supposed to deal with that. Zombie's are not normal
Nate: Oh, they are now
Chris: Where are we going anyway
Nate: Well, first, we need to get Emma
Chris: te mean that annoying cagna with her breasts being the only thing good about her
Nate: Chris, just shut up before I kick te out...

Hidden Gems: No più Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle

posted by windwakerguy430

When I detto I was going to review No più Heroes 2, I meant it. When I discussed the precedente game, I did mention that I may o may not review it. I detto that because, wow, I have to pay double the price of the original game for NMH2. But, in the end, I did it anyway. Because I’m a sad person. But, regardless, here it is. This is a game no one expected would be made. No più Heroes seemed like such a niche game that was fun, but nothing to warrant a sequel. But, low and behold, here it is: No più Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle.

~Story~

Now, te all know that I Amore the first No più Heroes...

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Hidden Gems: Beyond Good and Evil

posted by windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone. And welcome to Hidden Gems, where we take a look at games that have fallen into obscurity that no one has heard of, and see if those games deserved to be forgotten of it they should be più well known. And for the first episode of Hidden Gems, I want to talk about one of the best and most beloved obscure games out there. We all known Ubisoft for making games such as Assassin’s Creed, Far Cry, and a bunch of very buggy and untested games. But when less popolare games, they seem to be less buggy and più fun, such as games like No più Heroes, Red Steel, and today’s game,...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 48 - Silence of the Lambs (Day 18 of October Movie Marathon)

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When I was taking Topical Literature classes back in my junior anno of high school, we had this assignment where we had to watch a neo noir film and write down what we can find about the characters and the settings that give it that feeling. There was one movie I chose out of all of the. Mainly due to the fact that I have had a long history of enjoying this movie very much, for it’s dark setting, and it’s disturbingly creative villain… Not sure why I brought up my school assignments into this, but anyway, let’s talk about Silence of the Lambs… Oh, that’s why I talked about it. Because...

Windwakerguy430's superiore, in alto 20 Lost/Recut Video Games

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I like to think of myself as a pioneer when it comes to gaming, going beyond the boundaries to try and discover what lies behind them. It could be something amazing, o could be something completely strange. Lost games are something that fascinates me. Lost games are games that are completely gone within just a few days. They come into our lives, stay for a bit, and disappear without a trace. I like to imagine Lost games as being different from cancelled games, because then I’d be thinking of Silent Hills and how bastardized of a company Konami is. But, anyway, this lista is all about games...

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Windwakerguy430's superiore, in alto 20 Scariest Video Game Enemies

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Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. And I means a LOT! However, there are also the ones that are… terrifying. Now, before I start, some rules. These are only games that I played and only one per franchise. Also, I AM including enemies from horror games, as long as they are scary. Also, they need to have originated from video games, so that means that Slender Man, SCPs, and the Aliens from the Alien games are all out. Now, lets start the list.

Big Sister

#20: Big Sisters from Bioshock 2 - Now, these enemies aren’t all that scary themselves. Its più of the backstory of them...

Windwakerguy430's superiore, in alto Ten Smash 5 Characters I Want to See

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Well, looks like I'm late to the party again. After the latest Nintendo Direct that ended things off with an incredibly hype trailer for Smash 5, mostrare off Mario and Breath of the Wild Link staring down the Inklings from Splatoon, and with nothing else after that, it drove people insane. So, with Smash 5 coming out this year, we all know what our thoughts are. Who are they gonna bring into the game this time? When Brawl introduced Sonic, we all were kinda happy. Heck, despite how much our minds were blown that Snake was in Brawl, we could see it being possible. But with Smash 4 introducing...

Windwakerguy430's superiore, in alto 5 Worst Female Protagonists

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Video games sure do have a lot of great female protagonists, don’t they? From the classic Jill Valentine to the fun Bayonetta, video games are più than capable than having female characters do just as much as males… But I’m tired of people praising great female protagonist. So let’s talk about some really bad ones. I’m talking about ones that are poorly written, make dumb decisions, and are just the worst kinds of characters around. Maybe one day, I’ll do a superiore, in alto five best female protagonists… One day. But today, let’s just talk about the bad ones. Before I continue, let’s...

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Nikpicks - Why Wind Waker's Link is My preferito

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I have talked about The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker a lot on this website. I consider it to be my number one preferito game of all time, and I don't think that is ever going to change. I'm just so attached to this game, that I don't think I could feel attached to any other game the same way I am to Wind Waker. From the massive world that te can sail across and find little islands to explore, to the wonderful dungeons to come across, to having, arguably, the best Zelda, to the colorful and cartoon-like celshading, to the crazy and interesting characters. And speaking of characters, Link, in...

Nikpicks - Persona 3: The risposte and Why It's Bad

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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Nikpicks, where I talk about little tidbits of some of my preferito games out there, weather they be lore and stories of the world, little thoughts that run through my mind, o just things that I either really Amore or... for lack of a better word, dislike, little pieces of it. And what better way to start this new series off than with immediate negativity... Now te all know that this is clearly an articolo created da me. Now, before I get into the subject, let us discuss the game. Persona 3. o rather, the FES version that I played. Now, Persona 3 is easily one...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 3

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Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards da an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 78 - Condemned: Criminal Origins

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Oh, Sega. When will te ever care about other properties that aren’t Sonic already. Well, with a new Shenmue game being announced… Behind a bacheca of Sonic games, I think now is a good time to talk about a classic Sega game. And not just any Sega game, but a horror Sega game that fell into obscurity after some time ago. Yes, everyone. Today, we will be taking a look at the psychological horror game known as Condemned: Criminal Origins. Also, since this is an underrated game, I think that this will also be a Hidden Gems article. So, today, te will get both a Corner of Horror and a Hidden...

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Crimson Salvation: Episode 2

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Barry: (Parks his car in front of a small white house, and makes his way to the door)
Ruby: (Runs out the door) Daddy’s home (Runs over and hugs Barry)
Barry: (Hugs back) Hi, Ruby. How’ve te been?
Ruby: I’ve been great. The school got cancelled on account of a giant robot attack, so I got più time to work on my science project
Barry: That’s great
(A teenage girl in punk attire with brown hair sits at the doorway, texting on her cellphone)
Barry: Hi, Rose
Rose: (Looks up and nods as she keeps texting)
Barry: Where’s your mother, Ruby?
Ruby: She’s inside. detto that she was on the phone with...