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Nate: (Drives car down strada, via in city)
Emma: So, do te know any place we can hide, Nate
Nate: Well, we just need to find a place with enough supplies. te know, with Cibo and weapons
Chris: Oh, well, I know this one guy who-
Nate: No, Chris. We are never letting te choose the hiding place ever agai- (Body hits the cappuccio of the car) HOLY CRAP (Stops car)
Emma: What was that
Nate: (Looks out window to see people jumping off buildings) Oh, that isn't good
Leroy: (Walks down strada, via with protesters) (Stops in front of there car) Hey, guys. Would te like to sign for the rights of our undead brothers
Nate:...

As of the time this is released, a huge rumor has gone around America that clowns are stalking and terrorizing everyone in the country. It started out small at first, but things only increased as più and più of these clowns were found. News media began to follow all of these clowns movements, and schools were closed due to being so worried about the clowns, one of the più recente sightings being in Cincinnati Ohio, which is way too close to where I live. So, with all these rumors of clowns going around, I think now is a good time to talk about Stephen King’s It…… Nah, just kidding....

The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, o chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson Moto on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle successivo to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...

Giappone makes some weird stuff. However, weird isn't always bad. Take a look at Super Mario Bros. te play as a plumber saving a princess from a dinosaur as te look for mushrooms and fight walking mushrooms and turtles in shoes, and that game makes a billion dollars with each game released... However... if te look on the opposite side of the spectrum, weird isn't always good. With that, we get a manga with a titolo so perverted, I am sure this review will get flagged. It's Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History.
Now, let me tell you, if te don't know what hentai is, your too young to read this story,...

I could spend today talking about the glory that is Silent collina 2 and why it’s my preferito horror game of all time, but I don’t feel like talking about that today. No, instead, I want to talk about one thing. One specific thing, and it’s this. Pyramid Head, the greatest horror character ever, with his creepy appearance, disturbing actions, and a haunting backstory that’s one of the most important in video game history, o even in the history of horror… and how he was completely ruined in one fell swoop.



Now, before we start talking about how crappy Pyramid Head has become, we...

Ayumi: And it was said, the principal was so fat, every died
Satoshi: Re-really
Yoshiki: I’m calling bullshit on that (All the lights turn off)
Satoshi: Oh, god. I think I pissed myself
Yui: (Turns on the lights) Oh, it’s just me and Yuka
Yuka: I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS
Mayu: Aww, she’s so cute
Yuka: I’LL CUT YOU, cagna
Satoshi: Oh, thank god. I thought I was dead (Unknowingly, grabbing Naomi’s breasts)
Naomi: Satoshi, will te stop fondling my breasts firmly with your hands and-
Seiko: Naomi, you're having your crazy fantasies again
Naomi: Oh, right. Sorry
Satoshi: ….. Huh
Namoi: ……...

Hello everyone, and welcome to the first articolo of Boss Bits. So the first game I will be talking about is none other then the XBox Original Legend Fable. This game is a masterpiece. It had great characters, great gameplay, an awesome story and had some real good humor too. This game series is pretty much where te play as one of the last remaining Hero's of the country of Albion and te have a choice to be good o evil. This game is fun, but then... There are the bosses. Which we will be talking about... right now
(Warning, this articolo contains spoilers)

Boss: vespa Queen
The vespa Queen is the...

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Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Great Escape

Starring

The good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Jade Greene
Volk
Pablo
Brewster Amzel
Sigmund
Gordon
Princess Celestia
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Shining Armor
James

Chibi-emmy's OC

Sacred Symphony

Dragonaura15's OC

Airborne

The bad guys

Griffons

Gilda
Major Skyler

Nazis

Major Jones
Captain Muntz
Seargent Schultz

Changelings

Queen Chrysalis
Luke
Jordyn
Corporal Hothead

This is based off of a true story. Although the characters...

Whenever it comes to animation, there’s something so fascinating about it. It’s much different from the real world, and animazione allows people to do things that te couldn’t do in reality. And I kinda need to Amore animation, since I to wish to work in animation. Now, I can’t draw to save my life. All I can do is write, and that’s about it. But I still Amore the animazione of cartoni animati and animes, and even video games. So, today, I want to share with te all animazione styles da creators that I Amore the most. Some te may like, and some I may get te to like. So, let’s start with the...

Anime girls depending on clothing o breast size:

Small breasts, più layers of clothes - Rotten personality. Tsundere. That one cagna nobody likes o for some reason find really cute.



Small breasts, cute, fashionable clothes - So sweet and innocent that they could rot your teeth just da them smiling they're so sweet. Maybe even annoying.



Large breasts, più layers of clothes, o fashionable clothes- Airhead, cute, shy, clumsy. Generally most of the time ends up being the "main girl" of the series.

Remember how great Nightmare on Elm Street? Remember the mystery of Freddy and how the reveal turned out to be rather creepy? Remember all the creepy special effects that, while limited, managed to make the movie even scarier. Well, thanks to the remake done da Michael Bay, we can throw all those out the window, because I got for te all, not a Nightmare on Elm strada, via classic, but the 2010 remake of the same name, and let me tell you, it sure is a scary movie… For completely different reasons.



Now, while Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 wasn’t really a good movie, it at least had SOMETHING...

Wind: (Smokes cigarette)
Cody: Hey, queer
Wind: Hello, failed abortion
Cody: te know, te shouldn’t be smoking. The School-Fags will find out
Wind: Like I care about some fucking school people
Hall Monitor: Hey, put out that cigarette
Wind: Gladly (Puts cigarette out on the Hall Monitors hand)
Hall Monitor: (Screams in pain)
Cody: Hey, did te hear about that new kid. I hear he is a real perv
Wind: Incase te forgot, everyone is too scared of me to even get two feet near me to tell me anything
Cody: Oh, here he comes right now (Kid walks by)
Kid: Hey, I’m James
Wind: Hey, I don’t care...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arcobaleno Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostra - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a albero stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. te look very adorable. I gotta take te to meet some friends....

Cliches. I absolutely DESPISE cliches. It shows that the writers are too lazy to come up with anything original, and IT TICKS ME OFF.

..............

BUT there are those cliches that te just can't help but love. Whether it's because they're cool, funny, o downright awesome, te just can't resist loving the crap out of them! And it's no wonder they never seem to leave.

My name is Jared, and today we're counting down My superiore, in alto 10 Anime Cliches!

#10. Deserved Slapstick

What I mean da this is a character doing something wrong/bad and paying for it. It's not only satisfying to see the douche-bag of a person...

We all play games to actually get away from all the pointless chores of reality. Sadly, though, there are moments in games that throw us right back into reality da making us do the same chores as in reality. Now, a few rules before I begin. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Now, with all that said, lets start the list.



#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get te a new weapon, levels te up, o gives te money. However, there are THOSE survivors. te know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...

Freddy started the story da narriating. Saying that over the years, people have found a way to forget about him, saying "I can't come back, if nobody remembers, I can't come back, if nobody's AFRIEEEEED!".

However, he found Jason, and has a plan, of using him to bring back the fear into Elms street.

And so, disguised as Mrs Voorhees he brought Jason back to life, and convinced him to go to Elms street.

Freddys plan was working perfectly so far.

 

Meanwhile.

Lori Campbell, a reasonably attractive (depending on ones opinion) young adult, now lives at at 143 Elms strada, via (supposebly where most of Freddy's...