What are yours favourite Gibbs/Abby quotes/Conversations?

I have several, but those definitely take lead:

Gibbs: Try and brand the cologne.
Abby: Why, te want some?
Gibbs: Nope, don't use cologne. Women I data think the smell of sawdust is sexy.

Abby: Our boy deleted twenty gigs of porn before he turned his hard drive in. He was trading with a porn pal on a Hotmail account that doesn't exist anymore.
Gibbs: Anything good on it?
Abby: Nothing with sawdust yet.


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~GIBBS: Not bad for a blonde.
ABBY: te know, there’s no statistical evidence that say blondes have lower I.Q.s than any other hair color.
GIBBS: I’ll take your word for it, Abs.
ABBY: There’s more, if you’re interested, Mister President.

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Gibbs: Don't make me schiaffo, smack te like I do DiNozzo
Abby: te wouldn't!
Gibbs: And it won't be on the head.

So your turn now :)