Itachi Turned On The T.v. It Turned On To A Cooking mostra And How To Make Sushi. Since He Was Too Lazy To Look For The Remote , He Was Forced To Go Through An Our Of Torture.

"And Now For The Fish" The Chef detto , For A più Rare Dish te Could Use squalo Meat Instead. Itachi Immediently Sat Up And Started Paid Attention To The Ingredients To Make Sushi

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Kisame Was Cleaning His Pet pesce Tank When A Black , Cloth Bag Was Placed Over His Head

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Itachi,Itachi,Itachi,Itachi,Itachi , A Whiny Voice detto , "What Are te Doing ?"

"Shut Up Tobi!" Itachi Screamed "For The Last Time I'm Making Sushi"

"Why Is The Sushi Blue?"

"Get OUT!" Tobi Was Rudely Kicked And Landed On An Akatsuki Robe. "Hey, This Is Kisame's Robe. I Wonder What Happened?" Tobi Ran Around The Headquarters Until He Bumped In To Deidara.

" ciao Deidara Senpai! Do te Have A Lolly For Me?"

"No! , Do I Look Like I'm Carrying Candy, Un!" Deidara Was Going To Suffocate Tobi Until They Were Interupted da Sasori.

"Itachi Made Sushi And He Wants Us To Try It." Sasori Mumbled
"In That Case" Deidara Yanked Tobi da The Collar, "Tobi Is Going To Eat It First To Check For Cibo Poisoning."

"Yipee!"

"Tobi , Do te Know What Cibo Poisoning Is"? Sasori Asked

"Nope, Is It A Good Thing?"

Both Of The Older Alatsuki Members Groaned. They Walked In To Find Itachi Holding A Bloody coltello And A Plate Of Blue Sushi

"Oooo, I Want Sushi!" detto Idiotic But Sweet Tobi
"Why Is The Sushi Blue?" Sasori Pondered

"Hey Where's Kisame?" Asked Deidara

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Tobi Was The One Who Ate And Immdiently Throwed Up. Out Came Chopped Pieces Of Kisame

"Not Again" Sasori Groaned, This Is The Fifth Time I Have To Stich Kisame Back Together."

~Hope te Like It :D~