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Ah, the obligatory obsession page that seems to be on every Alan Rickman fanpage. Well, I got one too! Any contributions? email them to me here. Anyway, te know you're obsessed with Alan Rickman when...
1. te try to act and dress like Snape, even though you're a girl.
2. Every time te start to type a word beginning with A o R, te accidentally type Alan o Rickman.
3. Spoons hold a special meaning for you.
4. All of your conversations manage to find their way to the topic of Alan.
5. te buy Die Hard 3 for the sole reason of owning a two secondo archive footage of Alan falling off of the building.
6. It's not enough to run one webpage dedicated to Alan Rickman. te must have at least three.
7. Alan's fanmail agency has a special file folder labelled with your name.
8. te spend più money on buying Alan birthday presents than te spend on your friend's birthdays.
9. Your Friends all look at te whenever Alan Rickman is mentioned.
10. te buy a season pass to Magic Mountain and spend all giorno standing successivo to the roller coasters in hopes of seeing Alan drop by.
11. te have named all of your pets Snape, Hans, Nottingham, Metatron, o other Alan Rickman related names.
12. te buy pets in order to name them Snape, Hans, o Nottingham.
13. te read the Alan Rickman biography, and don't learn anything new.
14. Rima has to call te up whenever she needs to know something about her manfriend.
15. Your idea of a nighttime lullaby is listening to Alan Rickman narrate "The Return Of The Native."
16. te read through the Alan Rickman filmography, even though te know you've got it fully memorized.
17. According to you, Die Hard and Robin cappuccio Prince Of Thieves were tragedies.
18. te want to get into Alan's pants, even though te know he's technically old enough to be your grandfather.
19. te have actually attempted some moves off of the Ways To Get Alan To Notice te page.
20. You've read through the Alan Versus God page and agree with it wholeheartedly.
21. Your personal homepage has più pictures and information about Alan Rickman than you.
22. Instead of decorating your school binder with Alan Rickman pictures, te decide to decorate the school with Alan Rickman pictures.
23. te paste an Alan Rickman picture to the ceiling above your letto so that's he's the last person te see when te go to sleep and first person to see when te wake up.
24. Your movie collection is categorized into Alan Rickman movies, Film of actors who have co-starred with Alan, and Film influenced da Alan.
25. te are constantly mesmerized da Alan.
26. You've read the above statement and actually get what I'm talking about.
27. te spend upwards of a hundred and fifty bucks for the Beckett On Film DVD set, featuring a fifteen minuto clip of Alan encrused with rusty green makeup and sitting in a funeral urn.
28. People ask you, "Do te like Alan Rickman?" and you're too choked up with emotion to say anything.
29. te can view a map of the world and correctly identify which Alan Film were filmed in which cities.
30. te declare February 21 a national holiday.
31. te find that your daily speech consists of più than fifty percent Alan Rickman movie quotes.
32. te measure time da the dates of Alan movie premieres.
33. te surf through the lista of Alan Film on Amazon.com, even though you've already bought all of them.
34. te know più about Snape than JK Rowling does.
35. te buy an extra DVD player, just so it can play on loop that special scene from Dark Harbor.
36. te see copies of Truly Madly Deeply at the video store and te get all flustered, even though te already own three copies of that movie at home.
37. te attend Applied Microeconomics classes at Kingston università just so Rima Horton can be your teacher, and te can suck up to her for the purpose of getting close to her manfriend.
38. te find out that Ms. Horton retired July 2002, and yet te decide to take Applied Econ at Kingston anyway.
39. te read lists like this one and wonder how in the world the Webmistress got a hold of your daily schedule.
40. People ask te who the king of England is, and te say, "Alan Rickman."
41. People ask te who the wealthiest person in the world is, and te say, "Rima Horton."
42. People ask te to name one person off of the FBI's most wanted criminal list, and te say, "Kevin Costner."
43. te buy yards of velvet and rustle it around to hear if it really sounds like Alan Rickman.
44. te officially change your birthdate so that your astrologia sign will be più compatible with Alan's Pisces.
45. te ditch your education and job, and sposta to Londra to become a mailman on Alan's street.
46. Your Friends begin talking about Harry, Hermione and Ron, and te ask them, "Wait, who are they again and are te sure they were in that movie Severus Snape And The Sorcerer's Stone?"
47. te buy a whole bunch of airbags and pad them around the bottoms of tall buildings, so that if Hans Gruber falls down one of them, he wouldn't have to die.
48. Your Friends refuse to take te to showings of Amore Actually, for fear te might throw yourself at the screen and shout, "The collana is mine, bitch! The collana is mine!"
49. te make your hair look like black wires, eat garlic to make your breath stinky, speak in an annoying voice, and plod heavily when te walk, so that whenever Alan recites Shakespeare's Sonnet 130, te know that he's referring to you.
50. te spend più money on stationary, stamps, and other necessities for fanmail than te do on food.
51. te have bartered out half of the CDs in your CD collection to buy Charlie Dore's Things Change, just so te can hear thirty secondi of Alan Rickman listing out various types of dances.
52. It's not enough to succeed in meeting Alan Rickman outside of the stage door. Others must fail. (My, posessive, aren't we?)
53. Bruce Willis has a restraining order on you, because te tried to kill him too many times.
54. Your first words in this world were, "I'll cut your cuore out with a spoon!"
55. te actually know what I'm talking about when I mention Blind Corner, Wetherby, Bodas De Sangre, and Eco-Challenge Argentina.
56. te can lista da name più than four Musica CDs (yes, that's right, four Musica compact discs) that feature Alan Rickman.
57. te actually own all of the aforementioned CDs. (These being the Help! I'm A pesce sountrack, Texas' In Demand UK single Part 1, Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells 2, and Charlie Dore's Things Change. Am I missing any? Edit: Apparently I am! Fellow Rickmaniac Stacey points out that Alan's also in RADA's When Amore Speaks, and Victoria Wood's CD, Victoria Wood Encore.)
58. te nearly die of shock whenever te hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?"
59. te nearly die of happiness whenever te hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?" because that means less people know about him, and te have less competition to fight against.
60. Your idea of recreation is polishing your Alan Rickman movie DVD and VHS cases.
61. Files folders in your computer include names like, "Diving Scene Screencaps Backup Set Number 5," "Photos Of Snape Action Figure," and "Alan Interviews Dec. 1989 - Jan. 1990."
62. te have a perpetual scar across your cheek, because te think it's cool to look like the Sheriff of Nottingham.
63. Every night te listessly play half of a Bach duet on the piano, in hopes that Jamie will magically appear at your side with his cello.
64. te learn to play the Pianoforte in order to accomplish the above.
65. te can accurately draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
66. te pride yourself on the fact that te can draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
67. te can correctly identify an Alan movie da the fonts used in the opening credits.
68. te can recite whole Alan movies, word for word, from memory. Backwards.
69. Friends mention the name of any celebrity, and you're able to instantly connect that person to Alan Rickman. ("Missy Elliot? Isn't she the rapper who did a song for the movie Moulin Rouge, which starred Ewan McGregor, who was in Down With Amore with Rene Zellwegger, who was in Bridget Jones' Diary with Colin Firth, who was in Amore Actually with Alan Rickman?")
70. te are not able to accomplish the above, because you've only seen Alan Rickman movies, and Film like Moulin Rouge, which does not stella, star your man, are below your radar.
71. Your Internet gets disconnected, but te can still access all of the Alan Rickman fansites offline.
72. te are the autore of over fifty percent of all Alan fansites on the web.
73. Other fan boast they can recite Alan Rickman's filmography, but te only laugh in their face, because te believe such knowledge is like water and air, and saying te can recite Alan's filmography is like saying te can recite the alphabet.
74. Alan's bedroom window has an imprint of your face on it, because every evening te press your face to the window to watch him sleep. (Okay, that's just creepy.)
75. Alan has used up a whole Sharpie signing autographs for you.
76. te have enough Alan autographs to wallpaper up your room.
77. te read lists like these and get depressed, because te haven't done two o three of these things, and te feel unworthy of being a fan.
78. For your Potions, I mean, Chemistry teacher's birthday, te buy him plastic surgery so that he can look like Professor Snape. If your Chem teacher is a woman, te buy her a sex change along with the plastic surgery.
79. te learn how to tango just in case one giorno te and Alan should be at the same social function where there is dancing. (Contributed da S_k. Thanks!)
80. te hand out pics of Alan to your female colleagues in order to convert them to him. (Numbers 80 to 84 are contributed da Simone! And they are based on her experiences too! Thanks so much!)
81. te plan "Delaford picnics" with your newly converted colleagues. Your colleagues look puzzled when you're wearing anything else than black.
82. Your colleagues grin knowingly when te say you're off to the cellar.
83. Your hairdresser knows that te want your hair dyed "as black as Severus's". While your hairdresser is putting on the color, te fantasize that it's Phil Allen doing your hair.
84. Your Friends have lists of words that te associate with Alan, and they try to avoid them so te won't talk about him. te talk about him anyway.
85. te make your own personal Severus Snape bedsheets so it looks like you're with him in bed. (Submitted da Eden! Thanks!)
86. te post pictures of Alan Rickman in your bathroom.
87. Every giorno te wait forlornly in the Educational Toys section of the local hobby store in hopes that Severus Snape will "run along and play with his chemistry set."
89. te hear Tina Turner's "Simply The Best" and immediately think Alan Rickman. (Contributed da Petra. Thanks!)
90. te are a lesbian but are still in Amore with Alan and dress up like Snape at Halloween for your middle school students and really, really, get into the part. (Contributed da Miss Houde. Thanks!)
91. te can tell where in the credits Alan Rickman's name comes up simply da hearing the Musica that overlays the credits.(Contributed da Mystic Song. Thanks!)
92. You've listened to the song "Intelligence" più than 10 times, even though it makes te want to stab your own eardrums out with a dull pencil. Because a true Rickmaniac goes above and beyond obsessed...(Contributed da Dominique. Thanks!)
93. When your friend is surfing the web at her house and te see an ad with a house and words across the bottom that say, "Shop For A Loan," and te literally jump because for a moment te think it says, "Shop For Alan." (Contributed da Satai. Thanks!)
94. When te go out with detto friend and te start silently counting the minuti until te can get back home to the computer and come back to "The Slightly Weird Alan Rickman Fansite For Slightly Weird Fans." (Contributed da Satai. I'm glad the site is such a positive influence on your social life! Woot!)
95. te download Marvin The Robot (Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy) screensaver. Just to hear Alan telling te how depressed he is and that te can't make him feel better. Then start thinking about how te could make him feel better. (Contributed da Simone. Thanks!)
96. te start dating a random guy named Alan just so te can say that name to someone who's kissed te before. (Contributed da Snapie666. Thanks!)
97. te send an email to Rima using your Political Science Major to ask her questions, only hoping that the two of te will hit it off and successivo time you're in Londra te get to have cena with her and Alan. (Contributed da Alan Rocks My Socks. Thanks!)
found here:
link
Ah, the obligatory obsession page that seems to be on every Alan Rickman fanpage. Well, I got one too! Any contributions? email them to me here. Anyway, te know you're obsessed with Alan Rickman when...
1. te try to act and dress like Snape, even though you're a girl.
2. Every time te start to type a word beginning with A o R, te accidentally type Alan o Rickman.
3. Spoons hold a special meaning for you.
4. All of your conversations manage to find their way to the topic of Alan.
5. te buy Die Hard 3 for the sole reason of owning a two secondo archive footage of Alan falling off of the building.
6. It's not enough to run one webpage dedicated to Alan Rickman. te must have at least three.
7. Alan's fanmail agency has a special file folder labelled with your name.
8. te spend più money on buying Alan birthday presents than te spend on your friend's birthdays.
9. Your Friends all look at te whenever Alan Rickman is mentioned.
10. te buy a season pass to Magic Mountain and spend all giorno standing successivo to the roller coasters in hopes of seeing Alan drop by.
11. te have named all of your pets Snape, Hans, Nottingham, Metatron, o other Alan Rickman related names.
12. te buy pets in order to name them Snape, Hans, o Nottingham.
13. te read the Alan Rickman biography, and don't learn anything new.
14. Rima has to call te up whenever she needs to know something about her manfriend.
15. Your idea of a nighttime lullaby is listening to Alan Rickman narrate "The Return Of The Native."
16. te read through the Alan Rickman filmography, even though te know you've got it fully memorized.
17. According to you, Die Hard and Robin cappuccio Prince Of Thieves were tragedies.
18. te want to get into Alan's pants, even though te know he's technically old enough to be your grandfather.
19. te have actually attempted some moves off of the Ways To Get Alan To Notice te page.
20. You've read through the Alan Versus God page and agree with it wholeheartedly.
21. Your personal homepage has più pictures and information about Alan Rickman than you.
22. Instead of decorating your school binder with Alan Rickman pictures, te decide to decorate the school with Alan Rickman pictures.
23. te paste an Alan Rickman picture to the ceiling above your letto so that's he's the last person te see when te go to sleep and first person to see when te wake up.
24. Your movie collection is categorized into Alan Rickman movies, Film of actors who have co-starred with Alan, and Film influenced da Alan.
25. te are constantly mesmerized da Alan.
26. You've read the above statement and actually get what I'm talking about.
27. te spend upwards of a hundred and fifty bucks for the Beckett On Film DVD set, featuring a fifteen minuto clip of Alan encrused with rusty green makeup and sitting in a funeral urn.
28. People ask you, "Do te like Alan Rickman?" and you're too choked up with emotion to say anything.
29. te can view a map of the world and correctly identify which Alan Film were filmed in which cities.
30. te declare February 21 a national holiday.
31. te find that your daily speech consists of più than fifty percent Alan Rickman movie quotes.
32. te measure time da the dates of Alan movie premieres.
33. te surf through the lista of Alan Film on Amazon.com, even though you've already bought all of them.
34. te know più about Snape than JK Rowling does.
35. te buy an extra DVD player, just so it can play on loop that special scene from Dark Harbor.
36. te see copies of Truly Madly Deeply at the video store and te get all flustered, even though te already own three copies of that movie at home.
37. te attend Applied Microeconomics classes at Kingston università just so Rima Horton can be your teacher, and te can suck up to her for the purpose of getting close to her manfriend.
38. te find out that Ms. Horton retired July 2002, and yet te decide to take Applied Econ at Kingston anyway.
39. te read lists like this one and wonder how in the world the Webmistress got a hold of your daily schedule.
40. People ask te who the king of England is, and te say, "Alan Rickman."
41. People ask te who the wealthiest person in the world is, and te say, "Rima Horton."
42. People ask te to name one person off of the FBI's most wanted criminal list, and te say, "Kevin Costner."
43. te buy yards of velvet and rustle it around to hear if it really sounds like Alan Rickman.
44. te officially change your birthdate so that your astrologia sign will be più compatible with Alan's Pisces.
45. te ditch your education and job, and sposta to Londra to become a mailman on Alan's street.
46. Your Friends begin talking about Harry, Hermione and Ron, and te ask them, "Wait, who are they again and are te sure they were in that movie Severus Snape And The Sorcerer's Stone?"
47. te buy a whole bunch of airbags and pad them around the bottoms of tall buildings, so that if Hans Gruber falls down one of them, he wouldn't have to die.
48. Your Friends refuse to take te to showings of Amore Actually, for fear te might throw yourself at the screen and shout, "The collana is mine, bitch! The collana is mine!"
49. te make your hair look like black wires, eat garlic to make your breath stinky, speak in an annoying voice, and plod heavily when te walk, so that whenever Alan recites Shakespeare's Sonnet 130, te know that he's referring to you.
50. te spend più money on stationary, stamps, and other necessities for fanmail than te do on food.
51. te have bartered out half of the CDs in your CD collection to buy Charlie Dore's Things Change, just so te can hear thirty secondi of Alan Rickman listing out various types of dances.
52. It's not enough to succeed in meeting Alan Rickman outside of the stage door. Others must fail. (My, posessive, aren't we?)
53. Bruce Willis has a restraining order on you, because te tried to kill him too many times.
54. Your first words in this world were, "I'll cut your cuore out with a spoon!"
55. te actually know what I'm talking about when I mention Blind Corner, Wetherby, Bodas De Sangre, and Eco-Challenge Argentina.
56. te can lista da name più than four Musica CDs (yes, that's right, four Musica compact discs) that feature Alan Rickman.
57. te actually own all of the aforementioned CDs. (These being the Help! I'm A pesce sountrack, Texas' In Demand UK single Part 1, Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells 2, and Charlie Dore's Things Change. Am I missing any? Edit: Apparently I am! Fellow Rickmaniac Stacey points out that Alan's also in RADA's When Amore Speaks, and Victoria Wood's CD, Victoria Wood Encore.)
58. te nearly die of shock whenever te hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?"
59. te nearly die of happiness whenever te hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?" because that means less people know about him, and te have less competition to fight against.
60. Your idea of recreation is polishing your Alan Rickman movie DVD and VHS cases.
61. Files folders in your computer include names like, "Diving Scene Screencaps Backup Set Number 5," "Photos Of Snape Action Figure," and "Alan Interviews Dec. 1989 - Jan. 1990."
62. te have a perpetual scar across your cheek, because te think it's cool to look like the Sheriff of Nottingham.
63. Every night te listessly play half of a Bach duet on the piano, in hopes that Jamie will magically appear at your side with his cello.
64. te learn to play the Pianoforte in order to accomplish the above.
65. te can accurately draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
66. te pride yourself on the fact that te can draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
67. te can correctly identify an Alan movie da the fonts used in the opening credits.
68. te can recite whole Alan movies, word for word, from memory. Backwards.
69. Friends mention the name of any celebrity, and you're able to instantly connect that person to Alan Rickman. ("Missy Elliot? Isn't she the rapper who did a song for the movie Moulin Rouge, which starred Ewan McGregor, who was in Down With Amore with Rene Zellwegger, who was in Bridget Jones' Diary with Colin Firth, who was in Amore Actually with Alan Rickman?")
70. te are not able to accomplish the above, because you've only seen Alan Rickman movies, and Film like Moulin Rouge, which does not stella, star your man, are below your radar.
71. Your Internet gets disconnected, but te can still access all of the Alan Rickman fansites offline.
72. te are the autore of over fifty percent of all Alan fansites on the web.
73. Other fan boast they can recite Alan Rickman's filmography, but te only laugh in their face, because te believe such knowledge is like water and air, and saying te can recite Alan's filmography is like saying te can recite the alphabet.
74. Alan's bedroom window has an imprint of your face on it, because every evening te press your face to the window to watch him sleep. (Okay, that's just creepy.)
75. Alan has used up a whole Sharpie signing autographs for you.
76. te have enough Alan autographs to wallpaper up your room.
77. te read lists like these and get depressed, because te haven't done two o three of these things, and te feel unworthy of being a fan.
78. For your Potions, I mean, Chemistry teacher's birthday, te buy him plastic surgery so that he can look like Professor Snape. If your Chem teacher is a woman, te buy her a sex change along with the plastic surgery.
79. te learn how to tango just in case one giorno te and Alan should be at the same social function where there is dancing. (Contributed da S_k. Thanks!)
80. te hand out pics of Alan to your female colleagues in order to convert them to him. (Numbers 80 to 84 are contributed da Simone! And they are based on her experiences too! Thanks so much!)
81. te plan "Delaford picnics" with your newly converted colleagues. Your colleagues look puzzled when you're wearing anything else than black.
82. Your colleagues grin knowingly when te say you're off to the cellar.
83. Your hairdresser knows that te want your hair dyed "as black as Severus's". While your hairdresser is putting on the color, te fantasize that it's Phil Allen doing your hair.
84. Your Friends have lists of words that te associate with Alan, and they try to avoid them so te won't talk about him. te talk about him anyway.
85. te make your own personal Severus Snape bedsheets so it looks like you're with him in bed. (Submitted da Eden! Thanks!)
86. te post pictures of Alan Rickman in your bathroom.
87. Every giorno te wait forlornly in the Educational Toys section of the local hobby store in hopes that Severus Snape will "run along and play with his chemistry set."
89. te hear Tina Turner's "Simply The Best" and immediately think Alan Rickman. (Contributed da Petra. Thanks!)
90. te are a lesbian but are still in Amore with Alan and dress up like Snape at Halloween for your middle school students and really, really, get into the part. (Contributed da Miss Houde. Thanks!)
91. te can tell where in the credits Alan Rickman's name comes up simply da hearing the Musica that overlays the credits.(Contributed da Mystic Song. Thanks!)
92. You've listened to the song "Intelligence" più than 10 times, even though it makes te want to stab your own eardrums out with a dull pencil. Because a true Rickmaniac goes above and beyond obsessed...(Contributed da Dominique. Thanks!)
93. When your friend is surfing the web at her house and te see an ad with a house and words across the bottom that say, "Shop For A Loan," and te literally jump because for a moment te think it says, "Shop For Alan." (Contributed da Satai. Thanks!)
94. When te go out with detto friend and te start silently counting the minuti until te can get back home to the computer and come back to "The Slightly Weird Alan Rickman Fansite For Slightly Weird Fans." (Contributed da Satai. I'm glad the site is such a positive influence on your social life! Woot!)
95. te download Marvin The Robot (Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy) screensaver. Just to hear Alan telling te how depressed he is and that te can't make him feel better. Then start thinking about how te could make him feel better. (Contributed da Simone. Thanks!)
96. te start dating a random guy named Alan just so te can say that name to someone who's kissed te before. (Contributed da Snapie666. Thanks!)
97. te send an email to Rima using your Political Science Major to ask her questions, only hoping that the two of te will hit it off and successivo time you're in Londra te get to have cena with her and Alan. (Contributed da Alan Rocks My Socks. Thanks!)
