The Alpha and Omega characters part with the Balto characters.
stella, star was out walking in drizzle.
“Damn, I hate rain!”
He got back tot the house. Master Chief was there.
“Hahahahllolololhahahalolhahololhahlolhahhlolhaha!”
“Ok.”
“Yay!!!”
“Bob, seriously.”
“What?”
“Never mind.”
stella, star went in.
“I’m going to kill te rasta!” Kate detto in her sleep.
In her dream, she was trying to kill these things that look like Grunts but she didn’t know what they are.
“Kate!”
Kate jumped up.
“Yeah?”
“You ok?”
“I’m having dreams that I’m not sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza now that Humphrey’s gone.”
Kaltag came.
“What’s up?”
Kate grunted.
“Hey Kaltag, since Humphrey’s gone, can te come with me to the hospital when delivering pups?”
“Sure.”
Star’s phone rang.
“Hello.”
“This is the Travis Air Force Base hospital.”
“I’m going to have to go to a Sanitarium aren’t I?”
“No, your friend Humphrey is being discharged.”
“Did I hear te correctly?”
“Yeah.”
“Ok I’ll be there.”
stella, star eventually got to Humphrey.
“Good to see te man.”
“Good to see te too.”
On the way back, Nightmare was playing. Humphrey was playing the air chitarra and humming the tune to the guitar.
“Dude, stop.”
“Why?”
“It’s distracting.”
“Sorry.”
stella, star was driving the Charger. At a stop light, Humphrey started playing the Air chitarra again. That startled stella, star causing him to take his foot off the clutch. That killed the engine and rammed the Charger right into the car behind him.
“See what te made me do!?”
“Sorry.”
“I’m going to go apologize to the guy.”
stella, star got out.
“I’m so sorry, my foot slipped off the clutch.”
“It’s alright. At least we’re able to drive them still.”
“Yeah.”
stella, star gave the man $25,000.
“Here te go.”
“Umm, are te sure?”
“Positive.”
“This is really big.”
“Here’s my number.”
“Umm, thanks.”
“Bye.”
stella, star drove of with the bumper scraping. Ride the Lightning was playing. Humphrey was surely breaking air strings during the solo. stella, star punched Humphrey. Humphrey wasn’t wearing his seatbelt and stella, star always forgets how strong he is. Those things combined made Humphrey hit the window and fly out.
“Oh shit, sorry!”
stella, star pulled to the curb and ran to Humphrey.
“I’m sorry, don’t die on me again!”
“Rukt Fist… Merry Christmas…”
“What?”
“Huh?”
“You ok?”
“Yeah, you?”
“Yup.”
“Get in.”
“What? Ok.”
They got home.
“Humphrey! Now Kaltag doesn’t have to go with me!”
“Can I still go?”
“Yeah.”
Bella was right behind him.
“Kaltag, hand me your phone and don’t look behind you.”
“Why not?”
Kaltag attempted to look behind himself.
“Don’t!”
“Fine.”
“Kaltag,” Bella said.
“Oh shit!”
stella, star reversed time.
“Can I…”
Kaltag was shut up da Star.
“What?”
“Nothing.”
Later on, Kate was throwing up.
“You ok?” Humphrey asked.
Kate threw up a puppy.
“Why did te eat a puppy, foo!?”
“That’s one of our Cuccioli that was supposed to come out normally.”
“That’s weird.”
“She threw up another one.”
“Kaltag, Star, come down.”
“What?”
“She’s sick.”
She threw up yet another puppy.
“Hindu and Hutch are the two best doctors in our pack.”
“We’ll howl for them,” stella, star and Kaltag said.
They both howled for Hindu and Hutch. Except they detto Hindu and Dutch. Dutch’s casco translates any language even a lupo howl. When he heard his name, he responded. In fact he’s the doctor of his squadron. Hindu and Dutch got to their house.
“Dutch reporting for duty.”
“I’m here, what’s wrong?” Hindu asked.
“Kate is throwing up puppies.”
“Star, Kaltag, I asked for Hindu and Hutch, not Hindu and Dutch.”
“I’ll go get Hutch,” Dutch said.
“Ok.”
Dutch got to Hutch.
“Kate wants you.”
“Who are you?”
“I’m Dutch.”
“Ok, I’ll be at their house soon. And could te turn around, I’m not dressed.”
“Ok, I’ll leave.”
Hutch soon got the Kate.
“What’s up?”
“She’s better now.”
“Ok.”
Everyone left.
“Kate was talking with Humphrey, stella, star and Kaltag.”
“You know, living in California really gives us bad luck. Humphrey got expelled and committed suicide, I had pups come out of my mouth.”
“Are saying te should leave?”
“Well… It would be a good idea.”
“Damn!”
“I’ll howl for the pack,” Humphrey said.
“Damn!”
There was a meeting 30 minuti later.
“We think California might give us bad luck,” Kate said.
“Why?” Hindu asked.
“Look at all what happened.”
“True.”
“We got stop it da moving back to Jasper Park.”
“What!?”
“We have to.”
“It’s not like we’re never going to see te again. We’ll take trips down here and te can take trip up there.”
“True.”
“We should buy airline tickets.”
“No!!!”
“What?”
“I’m not ready.”
Hutch was online at Virgin America.
“The cheapest is 87 bucks.”
“Damn!”
“Southwest is expensive these days.”
“It’s Virgin America.”
“Ok, check Southwest.”
“43 bucks.”
“Alright, better that what we could get.”
“Wait, I have a cheat for a 737.”
“Really?”
“Yeah but you’re not using it.”
“Speaking of cheats where the nearest phone store?”
Verizon is over da the inlets.
“I don’t know where AT&T is neither T-Mobile o Sprint. I haven’t bought a phone that’s not Verizon here yet.”
“Ok, we’ll have Verizon.”
On their way to Verizon, they saw AT&T, T-Mobile and Sprint. Some of them got phones there. They all got phones.
“Yay!!!” Bob yelled.
They came back to the house to find a 737 in front of it.
“I guess I will let te use a cheat.”
“Ok thanks.”
“Yay!!!”
“Bob we just heard from te 5 minuti ago!”
“Yes!!!”
“Go away!”
“What? Ok.”
“Dumb ass.”
Humphrey came to Star.
“Well, bye man,” Humphrey said.
“Can I go with you?”
“California will be Lost without you. Stay here.”
“Why?”
“Just stay.”
“Can we stay?” the two organic girls asked Kaltag.
“We’re trying to get people to stay.”
“Yay.”
Kaltag looked back.
“Damn it!”
“Eat berries!”
“Hey stella, star I accidentally let the organic girls stay here.”
“Damn it!”
“Eat berries.”
“What about grapes?”
“Those are berries.”
“Since when!?”
“Ok eat grapes.”
stella, star tried one.
“Wow, they’re good.”
“Are te high?”
“Try one.”
Kaltag snatched it from Star.
“Oh my God they’re good.”
“Give me the ones te have,’” stella, star said.
“Here.”
stella, star tasted them.
“They’re disgusting!”
“What?”
“What is that?”
“Crap berry.”
“I know why they call it that.”
Steele came. Both of the girls were drooling at the sight of him.
“He looks più delicious than our berries!”
“He does!”
They both came to him.
“Hi hotty.”
“Umm, hi?”
“He replied!”
“What do te girls want?”
“Do te have a girl friend?”
“I was a former player.”
“Do te want to be my boy?”
“Sure I need a few girls.”
They both made out with him.
“Alright we’re packed and ready to go.”
“Damn!”
“Bye man.”
Kate kissed Kaltag then hugged him.
“Bye Kaltag.”
“Bye Kate.”
“I Amore you!”
“I Amore te too.”
Humphrey took off. Bye take off I mean drive.
“Fly!”
Humphrey took off then. stella, star just stood there.
“He’s gone.”
“Dude, he got a phone and we go and see him. Same with all the rest.”
stella, star pulled out a pistol and shot himself in the head.
“Alright I’m good.”
“So, what now?”
“I don’t know.”
Ralph came along with about 100 cops.
“Ahh damn.”
“Alright Star, give yourself up o te will die.”
“We don’t want to shoot.”
“Damn it! California cops are unreliable. ciao Star, go to Liberty City.”
“Ok, I got to say bye first.”
“Sola, Bella, we’re going to Liberty City.”
“Ok, bye.”
stella, star ordered an SR-71 for him and Ralph. That’s one of the fastest planes in the world. That got them to Liberty City faster.
“Time to recruit cops.”
“Time to kill. te ready Kaltag?”
“Ready.”
“There were about 10 enforcers, 50 police cars, and 75 Hummers that came.”
“Oh shit.”
“Change of plans, run for your life!”
There were cops with M-16’s, Spaz-12’s, M-5’s, even one with an RPG. Kaltag and stella, star got an Infernus. stella, star drove and Kaltag shot.
“These cops are worse than the Nome cops.”
Kaltag killed one cop that was driving. That caused him to drive right into a gas station. The gas station blew up. That took out some of the units as well. They eventually got to Francis International Airport.
“There’s a helicopter.”
“Cool, let’s steal it.”
“Ok.”
They got in and shot at the cops. How ever, They got a missile lock.
“Kaltag, check our ass.”
“It’s a Mig-31.”
“What?”
“It’s Ralph!”
“You got a parachute?”
“Yeah here’s two.”
“They both jumped as Ralph fired.”
“You ok?”
“Yeah.”
A Mig-31 was just sitting there.
“WTF!”
“ROFL.”
“LOL.”
“So, let’s get in.”
“Ok.”
“Ralph heard a missile lock.”
“Cage, check our ass.”
“It’s your dog, Star.”
“What!?”
“I got te Ralph.”
Ralph slowed down and pulled up.
“What the hell?”
Ralph got a missile lock on Star, but stella, star stalled and dodged the missile.
“You are one crazy pilot.”
They got a missile lock. Not form Ralph, not even from a fighter jet, but a dragon.
“Kaltag what has us?”
“Looks like a dragon.”
“What!?”
“Wait, what the hell! There’s a kid on superiore, in alto of it!”
stella, star stalled and got behind this dragon.
“Kaltag, that’s not just any dragon.”
“Ok?”
“It’s a Night Furry, the most dangerous dragon in the world.”
“How do te know this?”
“Winston.”
“Oh.”
stella, star noticed it had a broken tail blade that was being supported da a pice of paper. Out of nowhere, the dragon descended into a stall.
“What the…”
They got hit da a ball of fire.
“Shit!”
Kaltag pulled the ejection handles. They landed on a 737.
“How ironic.”
“I know.”
The 737 had no paint scheme.
“Uhh…”
They opened the door and got in. The cockpit door was open. There was also a curtain before the seating started. Kaltag knocked on the door.
“If te want to help, get Hutch,” a familiar voice said.
“Ok, I’ll call Dutch.”
stella, star called Dutch.
“Hello?”
“Hey Dutch, I’m on a 737 right now and the pilot want you.”
“Is it on the ground?”
“Wait, Star, is that you?” Humphrey asked.
“Hold on I have to go.”
“Affirmative.”
“Piece out Dutch.”
There was a short pause.
“Star, talk to me.”
“Humphrey!”
“Come in!”
stella, star barged in but flew out of the cockpit windshield, dumb ass.
“God damn it, I’m coming Star!”
Kaltag rescued Star. However, they only had about 5,000 feet.
“Star, our respawn DNA needs renewed.”
“You’re waiting until just now to tell me!?”
“I forgot.”
“This is our last moments together. Now that we’re about dead with no respawn DNA, I can do this.”
stella, star tongue kissed Kaltag.
“You remember we’re going to Heaven right?”
“Oh, right.”
“Lol.”
There was a pause.
“Ok, seriously, te don’t have to do that.”
“Do what?”
“Then… Never mind.”
They hit the water.
“Nothing happened.”
“Queer.”
They swam to puntellare, riva and retuned home. Humphrey and Kate just landed at Jasper Park.
stella, star was out walking in drizzle.
“Damn, I hate rain!”
He got back tot the house. Master Chief was there.
“Hahahahllolololhahahalolhahololhahlolhahhlolhaha!”
“Ok.”
“Yay!!!”
“Bob, seriously.”
“What?”
“Never mind.”
stella, star went in.
“I’m going to kill te rasta!” Kate detto in her sleep.
In her dream, she was trying to kill these things that look like Grunts but she didn’t know what they are.
“Kate!”
Kate jumped up.
“Yeah?”
“You ok?”
“I’m having dreams that I’m not sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza now that Humphrey’s gone.”
Kaltag came.
“What’s up?”
Kate grunted.
“Hey Kaltag, since Humphrey’s gone, can te come with me to the hospital when delivering pups?”
“Sure.”
Star’s phone rang.
“Hello.”
“This is the Travis Air Force Base hospital.”
“I’m going to have to go to a Sanitarium aren’t I?”
“No, your friend Humphrey is being discharged.”
“Did I hear te correctly?”
“Yeah.”
“Ok I’ll be there.”
stella, star eventually got to Humphrey.
“Good to see te man.”
“Good to see te too.”
On the way back, Nightmare was playing. Humphrey was playing the air chitarra and humming the tune to the guitar.
“Dude, stop.”
“Why?”
“It’s distracting.”
“Sorry.”
stella, star was driving the Charger. At a stop light, Humphrey started playing the Air chitarra again. That startled stella, star causing him to take his foot off the clutch. That killed the engine and rammed the Charger right into the car behind him.
“See what te made me do!?”
“Sorry.”
“I’m going to go apologize to the guy.”
stella, star got out.
“I’m so sorry, my foot slipped off the clutch.”
“It’s alright. At least we’re able to drive them still.”
“Yeah.”
stella, star gave the man $25,000.
“Here te go.”
“Umm, are te sure?”
“Positive.”
“This is really big.”
“Here’s my number.”
“Umm, thanks.”
“Bye.”
stella, star drove of with the bumper scraping. Ride the Lightning was playing. Humphrey was surely breaking air strings during the solo. stella, star punched Humphrey. Humphrey wasn’t wearing his seatbelt and stella, star always forgets how strong he is. Those things combined made Humphrey hit the window and fly out.
“Oh shit, sorry!”
stella, star pulled to the curb and ran to Humphrey.
“I’m sorry, don’t die on me again!”
“Rukt Fist… Merry Christmas…”
“What?”
“Huh?”
“You ok?”
“Yeah, you?”
“Yup.”
“Get in.”
“What? Ok.”
They got home.
“Humphrey! Now Kaltag doesn’t have to go with me!”
“Can I still go?”
“Yeah.”
Bella was right behind him.
“Kaltag, hand me your phone and don’t look behind you.”
“Why not?”
Kaltag attempted to look behind himself.
“Don’t!”
“Fine.”
“Kaltag,” Bella said.
“Oh shit!”
stella, star reversed time.
“Can I…”
Kaltag was shut up da Star.
“What?”
“Nothing.”
Later on, Kate was throwing up.
“You ok?” Humphrey asked.
Kate threw up a puppy.
“Why did te eat a puppy, foo!?”
“That’s one of our Cuccioli that was supposed to come out normally.”
“That’s weird.”
“She threw up another one.”
“Kaltag, Star, come down.”
“What?”
“She’s sick.”
She threw up yet another puppy.
“Hindu and Hutch are the two best doctors in our pack.”
“We’ll howl for them,” stella, star and Kaltag said.
They both howled for Hindu and Hutch. Except they detto Hindu and Dutch. Dutch’s casco translates any language even a lupo howl. When he heard his name, he responded. In fact he’s the doctor of his squadron. Hindu and Dutch got to their house.
“Dutch reporting for duty.”
“I’m here, what’s wrong?” Hindu asked.
“Kate is throwing up puppies.”
“Star, Kaltag, I asked for Hindu and Hutch, not Hindu and Dutch.”
“I’ll go get Hutch,” Dutch said.
“Ok.”
Dutch got to Hutch.
“Kate wants you.”
“Who are you?”
“I’m Dutch.”
“Ok, I’ll be at their house soon. And could te turn around, I’m not dressed.”
“Ok, I’ll leave.”
Hutch soon got the Kate.
“What’s up?”
“She’s better now.”
“Ok.”
Everyone left.
“Kate was talking with Humphrey, stella, star and Kaltag.”
“You know, living in California really gives us bad luck. Humphrey got expelled and committed suicide, I had pups come out of my mouth.”
“Are saying te should leave?”
“Well… It would be a good idea.”
“Damn!”
“I’ll howl for the pack,” Humphrey said.
“Damn!”
There was a meeting 30 minuti later.
“We think California might give us bad luck,” Kate said.
“Why?” Hindu asked.
“Look at all what happened.”
“True.”
“We got stop it da moving back to Jasper Park.”
“What!?”
“We have to.”
“It’s not like we’re never going to see te again. We’ll take trips down here and te can take trip up there.”
“True.”
“We should buy airline tickets.”
“No!!!”
“What?”
“I’m not ready.”
Hutch was online at Virgin America.
“The cheapest is 87 bucks.”
“Damn!”
“Southwest is expensive these days.”
“It’s Virgin America.”
“Ok, check Southwest.”
“43 bucks.”
“Alright, better that what we could get.”
“Wait, I have a cheat for a 737.”
“Really?”
“Yeah but you’re not using it.”
“Speaking of cheats where the nearest phone store?”
Verizon is over da the inlets.
“I don’t know where AT&T is neither T-Mobile o Sprint. I haven’t bought a phone that’s not Verizon here yet.”
“Ok, we’ll have Verizon.”
On their way to Verizon, they saw AT&T, T-Mobile and Sprint. Some of them got phones there. They all got phones.
“Yay!!!” Bob yelled.
They came back to the house to find a 737 in front of it.
“I guess I will let te use a cheat.”
“Ok thanks.”
“Yay!!!”
“Bob we just heard from te 5 minuti ago!”
“Yes!!!”
“Go away!”
“What? Ok.”
“Dumb ass.”
Humphrey came to Star.
“Well, bye man,” Humphrey said.
“Can I go with you?”
“California will be Lost without you. Stay here.”
“Why?”
“Just stay.”
“Can we stay?” the two organic girls asked Kaltag.
“We’re trying to get people to stay.”
“Yay.”
Kaltag looked back.
“Damn it!”
“Eat berries!”
“Hey stella, star I accidentally let the organic girls stay here.”
“Damn it!”
“Eat berries.”
“What about grapes?”
“Those are berries.”
“Since when!?”
“Ok eat grapes.”
stella, star tried one.
“Wow, they’re good.”
“Are te high?”
“Try one.”
Kaltag snatched it from Star.
“Oh my God they’re good.”
“Give me the ones te have,’” stella, star said.
“Here.”
stella, star tasted them.
“They’re disgusting!”
“What?”
“What is that?”
“Crap berry.”
“I know why they call it that.”
Steele came. Both of the girls were drooling at the sight of him.
“He looks più delicious than our berries!”
“He does!”
They both came to him.
“Hi hotty.”
“Umm, hi?”
“He replied!”
“What do te girls want?”
“Do te have a girl friend?”
“I was a former player.”
“Do te want to be my boy?”
“Sure I need a few girls.”
They both made out with him.
“Alright we’re packed and ready to go.”
“Damn!”
“Bye man.”
Kate kissed Kaltag then hugged him.
“Bye Kaltag.”
“Bye Kate.”
“I Amore you!”
“I Amore te too.”
Humphrey took off. Bye take off I mean drive.
“Fly!”
Humphrey took off then. stella, star just stood there.
“He’s gone.”
“Dude, he got a phone and we go and see him. Same with all the rest.”
stella, star pulled out a pistol and shot himself in the head.
“Alright I’m good.”
“So, what now?”
“I don’t know.”
Ralph came along with about 100 cops.
“Ahh damn.”
“Alright Star, give yourself up o te will die.”
“We don’t want to shoot.”
“Damn it! California cops are unreliable. ciao Star, go to Liberty City.”
“Ok, I got to say bye first.”
“Sola, Bella, we’re going to Liberty City.”
“Ok, bye.”
stella, star ordered an SR-71 for him and Ralph. That’s one of the fastest planes in the world. That got them to Liberty City faster.
“Time to recruit cops.”
“Time to kill. te ready Kaltag?”
“Ready.”
“There were about 10 enforcers, 50 police cars, and 75 Hummers that came.”
“Oh shit.”
“Change of plans, run for your life!”
There were cops with M-16’s, Spaz-12’s, M-5’s, even one with an RPG. Kaltag and stella, star got an Infernus. stella, star drove and Kaltag shot.
“These cops are worse than the Nome cops.”
Kaltag killed one cop that was driving. That caused him to drive right into a gas station. The gas station blew up. That took out some of the units as well. They eventually got to Francis International Airport.
“There’s a helicopter.”
“Cool, let’s steal it.”
“Ok.”
They got in and shot at the cops. How ever, They got a missile lock.
“Kaltag, check our ass.”
“It’s a Mig-31.”
“What?”
“It’s Ralph!”
“You got a parachute?”
“Yeah here’s two.”
“They both jumped as Ralph fired.”
“You ok?”
“Yeah.”
A Mig-31 was just sitting there.
“WTF!”
“ROFL.”
“LOL.”
“So, let’s get in.”
“Ok.”
“Ralph heard a missile lock.”
“Cage, check our ass.”
“It’s your dog, Star.”
“What!?”
“I got te Ralph.”
Ralph slowed down and pulled up.
“What the hell?”
Ralph got a missile lock on Star, but stella, star stalled and dodged the missile.
“You are one crazy pilot.”
They got a missile lock. Not form Ralph, not even from a fighter jet, but a dragon.
“Kaltag what has us?”
“Looks like a dragon.”
“What!?”
“Wait, what the hell! There’s a kid on superiore, in alto of it!”
stella, star stalled and got behind this dragon.
“Kaltag, that’s not just any dragon.”
“Ok?”
“It’s a Night Furry, the most dangerous dragon in the world.”
“How do te know this?”
“Winston.”
“Oh.”
stella, star noticed it had a broken tail blade that was being supported da a pice of paper. Out of nowhere, the dragon descended into a stall.
“What the…”
They got hit da a ball of fire.
“Shit!”
Kaltag pulled the ejection handles. They landed on a 737.
“How ironic.”
“I know.”
The 737 had no paint scheme.
“Uhh…”
They opened the door and got in. The cockpit door was open. There was also a curtain before the seating started. Kaltag knocked on the door.
“If te want to help, get Hutch,” a familiar voice said.
“Ok, I’ll call Dutch.”
stella, star called Dutch.
“Hello?”
“Hey Dutch, I’m on a 737 right now and the pilot want you.”
“Is it on the ground?”
“Wait, Star, is that you?” Humphrey asked.
“Hold on I have to go.”
“Affirmative.”
“Piece out Dutch.”
There was a short pause.
“Star, talk to me.”
“Humphrey!”
“Come in!”
stella, star barged in but flew out of the cockpit windshield, dumb ass.
“God damn it, I’m coming Star!”
Kaltag rescued Star. However, they only had about 5,000 feet.
“Star, our respawn DNA needs renewed.”
“You’re waiting until just now to tell me!?”
“I forgot.”
“This is our last moments together. Now that we’re about dead with no respawn DNA, I can do this.”
stella, star tongue kissed Kaltag.
“You remember we’re going to Heaven right?”
“Oh, right.”
“Lol.”
There was a pause.
“Ok, seriously, te don’t have to do that.”
“Do what?”
“Then… Never mind.”
They hit the water.
“Nothing happened.”
“Queer.”
They swam to puntellare, riva and retuned home. Humphrey and Kate just landed at Jasper Park.
