Bob was the Lost Jammers little brother. He loved bacon, pancetta affumicata and whenever he touched somebody they turned into him. So the Lost Jammer told him to only wear gloves.

It was one stormy night. Bob went out to get a drink and noticed Lost wasn't in his bed. He gasped. "Y U MISSING?" he screeched. He looked everywhere for him and he even looked in the shops.

He was so mad he threw the guanto at a wolf. He growled "Do te even know how I am?" detto the wolf. "I've been in - " the lupo stopped. Bob has touched him with his magical paw. The lupo turned derpier and più bobier than ever. link

Another jammer walked up and detto hi to the two Bob's! The lupo shaked her hand. She turned into a Bob too. They touched everybody until everybody was a Bob. AJHQ was furious! They banned the Bob accounts for Jamaa.

Animal marmellata isn't filled with bobs from this day. Happy jamming!