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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, her weight was OVER 9000!!!

Yo Mama's so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed three seasons of Inuyasha!

Yo mama's so fat, Naruto couldnt make enough clones to see all sides of her.

Yo mama's so ugly, even Tamaki wouldn't hit on her.

Yo mama's so fat that the Dragon Ball Z crew uses her to make craters on set.

Yo mama's so ugly, she's the real reason sasuke left the village.

Yo mama's so fat that when she sat down on a park bench, she caused the Naruto timeskip
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Yo mama's so ugly that she's like a Death Note. Get someone to look...