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"Saying oh yeah I remember, when te really don't know."

"I hate it when your sitting in the cinema ready to watch the movie and the successivo thing te know BOOM. Human giraffe sits in front of you."

"If te sext do te get a phoner?"

"That awkward moment when te see two twins fighting and one calls the other ugly."

"When I get the answer correct and the smart kid didn't and im feelin like a boss."

"That look te give your friend when someone attractive walks in the room."

"Laughing sarcastically and then making a serious face."

"Lazy rule: Cant reach what I dropped, don't need it."

"Touching things that...

I was startled da the knock on the door. I wasn't expecting anybody. I put my bags down and went to open.

"Hey Bianca."

"Oh hi Jen. Come in." I smiled at my friend.

"I was here earlier, but te weren't here." she stated.

"Yeah, I was out doing touristy stuff all day."

"Oh cool. Was it fun?"

"Definitely. I did some shopping as well." I pointed at my bags. "How was rehearsal?"

"It was good. Michael was being his demanding self, as always." Jennifer chuckled.

"What else is new?" I detto sarcastically.

"Speaking of which... Have te told him?" her expression went from cheerful to serious.

"Jen, te ask me...

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

rose are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at te trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can baciare a guy* a bird can baciare a butterfly* the rising sun can baciare the grass* but te my friend!! yes you!! te CAN baciare MY ASS*******

If te didn't have feet te wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do te wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for te %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong,...