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Waylon Smithers vs. Mr. Garrison Rap Battle

posted by AWarnerS

WAYLON SMITHERS VS MR. GARRISON

Waylon Smithers:
I’m gonna win this for him, Mr. Burns, my boss!
I won’t let him down, I swear, gosh!
This won’t be hard to do
When you, my opponent are a psycho wit’ a hand puppet
Your gender and sexuality are what now; aw fuck it!
Make up your mind; what are you?
Look how messed up te are, and you’re a schoolteacher?
You shouldn’t be around young kids; become instead a preacher!

Mr. Garrison:
But Smithers, believe it o not, yer just as weird!
Look at you, yer way to gay to ever grow a beard!
For Mr. Burns, example, yer totally queer!
Yer voice sounds like Mexicans...

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Butters Poem - Mister Wiener

posted by AWarnerS

Butters = also a poet?

I.
Mister Wiener
I stand at the urinal
Pants down to my ankles
I sing to him
Between my legs
Another boy
Comes in
He looks at me
Weird
He walks out
I can hear him
Telling his friends
About how I still pee
Like a little boy
They laugh
But I don't care
I like me
The way I am...

II.
Mister Wiener
Again I see him
I asked teacher
To use the bathroom
I went in a stall
Dropped my pants
And sat down
I see him
Between my legs
I do my business
Canto to him
Kids are talking
About the singing
Coming from the boys' room
Then I flush
I tell him
I'll see him later
And pull up my pants...

~Butters Stotch (Warner Sechovec)

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Stan Marsh vs. Stan Smith Rap Battle

posted by AWarnerS

STAN MARSH VS STAN SMITH

Stan Marsh:
Just an average American screwed-up kid
Got a clever mind, what ever did?
Live with my parents n’ cagna older sister
Can’t blame though, when everyone’s diss’d ‘er
Hang with my friends, at the bus stop
A Jew, a fat kid, n’ a poor one too
We’re always the center of controversy for what goes on
But adults never understand; they’re just too dumb!

Stan Smith:
Hey kid, I’m way più man
Have a housewife n’ two teenage kids, hot damn!
I’m lean all the way to the right side
Our world is perfect the way it is; Liberals can’t abide
Read all of Rush Limbaugh,...

I Suck at poesia

posted by AWarnerS

I SUCK AT POETRY

I suck at poetry, I can’t even rhyme
It’s too confusing; I can never find the time

However, in class, I have to do it
I don’t do too good; not even just a little bit

Why is poesia so hard, why?
When I’m forced to write some; I feel I want to cry

If I have to read poesia to others, my face turns a bright red
I get extremely embarrassed; wish I never got out of bed

When do I read poetry, everyone laughs, including my best friend Royce
It’s completely not fair; I don’t even have a choice

My parents get upset, when they see my grade
They are now ashamed of me; the son they made...

About Warner

posted by AWarnerS

Name: Apollo Warner Sechovec
Gender: Male
Age: 13
Hair: Brown (naturally blond; turns brown because cause I always wear a black baseball cap, even in real life)
Eyes: Hazel
Religion: Atheist (raised Agnostic)
Other Information: I have a very Randy Marsh-esque personality, often doing stuff that feels right at the moment, and then I regret it later and get in deep shit.
I have a very androgynous physical appearance and voice, which I don't especially like. This stuff may have led my occasional overmasculinity and getting pissed when someone refers to me in a female way as a joke (like "girlfriend")....

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20 Reasons I Amore You.

posted by GIVMEKINGJULIEN

1: te can always make me smile.
2: Your very nice.
3: te have a good sense of humor.
4: Your shortness is cute to me.
5: te tell me everything.
6: te and me are allot alike.
7: te never wanna lose me, and I feel the same way.
8: Your cute.
9: You'd Amore me no matter what, and I feel the same way.
10: te have a cute laugh.
11: te say "Yah" which I think is cute/hilarious.
12: te skateboard.
13: We are both the odd-ones-out.
14: te Amore me as much as I Amore you.
15: We both Amore South Park.
16: You'd do anything for me.
17: We both wanna be animators.
18: You've always been good to me and never doubted me.
19: te have a dirty mouth.
20: I just Amore te for te no matter what te do!
~Amanda Faith Sechovec~

Warner's SP Fanscript, "A Taste of His Own Medicine".

posted by AWarnerS

ACT I    (Butters has walked into a caramelle shop)
Butters:    Hey mister, te sellin’ lollipops?
Guy:    Yes, I am, little boy. Want the last one?
Butters:    Would I! *gets lollipop* Thanks, sir!
Cartman:    *sees Butters with lollipop* Hey, he was in that caramelle store! Let’s go in!
Guy:    Sorry boys, he got the last one. *points to Butters outside*
Butters:    *sees squirrel* It’s a squirrel! ciao there Mister Squirrel!
Kyle:    (to Cartman)...

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