Star, Humphrey, Kaltag and the other at least 50 Cani get home. da the way I found out the names of the 3 Omegas Humphrey hangs out with.

stella, star and Humphrey were relieved they were out of it.
“After that, I need some pepperoni, HOTPOCKETS!!!” stella, star said.
“Alright.”
Humphrey was flying at least 10,000 ft above the hurricane.
“Damn, that’s an awesome view!”
stella, star came back.
“This is good, want a bite?”
“Sure.”
Humphrey took a bite.
“Am I in heaven?”
“It’s that good.”
Kate came and knocked on the door.
“Hey Star, since te say driving school is so much better than Alpha school, why don’t te take me there successivo time te go?”
“Not driving school, Halo driving school.”
“Oh, it matters, anyway take me there.”
“Ok.”
They got home.
“SMF is where we have to land because our car’s there. We also have to rent a bus,” stella, star said.
“How are we going to rent a bus?” Humphrey asked.
“I’ll radio. SMF International, do te have any parking spots for a 737? And are we able to rent a bus?”
“This is SMF, we do have a 737 parking spot and we can see if the Travis Unified School District will let us use a bus.”
“Out of every bus possible in this area, why a school bus?”
“They have some of the safest buses.”
“Ok.”
They landed and got their parking spot and got word from the ATC.
“Ok, so the Travis Unified School District is letting us use bus number 9.”
“Cool.”
They entered the airport.
“Humphrey and I will go get the car and stella, star drives the bus,” Kaltag offered.
“Sure.”
stella, star had the Lupi board the bus. When the brown one, Mooch boarded he got in the driver seat.
“Hey guys look at this.”
“You’re retarded,” Shakey, the fat one said.
“Hey, I ride there!” stella, star yelled.
“Can I ride here for once?”
“No, I can’t let you.”
“Fine!”
“I can see why you’re another Omega.”
“Screw you.”
Kaltag came with the Armada.
“Everyone on?”
“Yeah.”
They got home. The 50 Lupi just set out homeless.
“Hey Star, do te want to take me to Halo driving school?” Kate asked
“Star, I will not let te take me girl!” Humphrey yelled.
“Relax, it’s just driving school, not the sex club,” stella, star said.
Humphrey was speechless.
“Ok then.”
Kate took at least 5 shots.
“Kate, are te planning to get drunk?”
“No.”
“Ok.”
stella, star drove to Halo driving school. Kate was completely drunk.
“You’re cute, it’s a good thing I’m not married. I really want to baciare you!”
“Kate, te are married.”
“You’re funny!”’
Kate kissed Star. She was better than Sola and Jenna combined.
“Whoa!”
stella, star slapped Kate which made her un-drunk.
“When do we start class?”
“In 30 minutes.”
“Ok.”
They got to a Spartan and an Elite.
“Hey, I’m Devon, and this is Bob?” the Spartan said.
“Yes!” the Elite said.
“Ok, Bob here will be our pedestrian, and I will be our driver.”
“Yay!”
“Today, we will mostra te what to do and what not to do while driving.”
Bob stood there successivo to the Warthog.
“Bob, get to your place Bob.”
“There? Ok.”
“This is what to do when approaching a hazardous area.”
“I am ready!”
Devon drove on and broke slightly and passed it.
“As te can see I hit the brakes and steered the car away from the hazard.”
Devon got in and drove the starting place.
“Now this is what no to do when approaching a hazard,” Bob said.
Devon accelerated and drove right into the hazard.
“Weeee!” Bob yelled.
The hazard area blew up, killing Bob and sent the Warthog flying with Devon still alive. Kate and stella, star laughed their asses off.
“As te can see, instead of braking I accelerated right into the hazard area. I am one of the lucky ones, however Bob did not survive.”
“Yes I did!” Bob called.
“Now what to do when turning into oncoming traffic.”
Devon stopped as Bob passed.
“Yay!!!”
Devon turned.
“As te can see, I stopped looked both ways, and waited for the other driver to pass before I went, now what not to do!”
Devon drove right into Bob’s way. Devon’s Warthog blew up but Bob survived.
“As te can see, I died. Now this is how to parallel park up hill. Turn te wheels away from the curb just in case the brakes fail.”
Devon let off his brakes with his wheels turn and Bob passed in peace.
“Yay!!!” Bob said.
“Now let’s see what happens when I don’t do that.”
Devon’s car slipped right into Bob’s making both blow up.
“Yay!!!” Bob yelled just before both of them blew up.
“Part of learning a car is maintenance. Be sure to check your tire pressure and oil routinely. If te do not know what te are doing, be sure a professional does it for you. This is what happens if te do not know what you’re doing and do it yourself.”
Bob caught on fuoco and died.
“That’s what could happen if te don’t know what you’re doing. Also be sure to keep an eye on your vehicle.”
Devon got in and drove off with Bob’s car.
“Ok folks, this concludes what to do and what not to do while driving. Say bye bob.”
“Yay!!!”
Kate remained laughing her culo off.
“I can’t breath! I’m laughing too much!”
“Hey Kate, I’m hungry, are you?”
“Yeah,”
“Let’s see what’s on the way home.”
“There’s a Grubb in the Box, let’s go.”
“Ok.”
stella, star stopped to see another stopped. He also had an Armada. They both accelerated but stella, star made it in first only to get hit da the other guy.
“Asshole!”
stella, star pulled to the menu board.
“Hello, and welcome to Grubb in the Box, may I take your order?”
“Yeah, let’s see, I’m in a burger mood. Can I have 2 Brute Burgers?”
“Is that for here o to go?”
“Well, I am in a drive-thru and, I’m in a car and I can’t take it inside to eat so yes that would be to go.”
“I’m sorry we’re all out of Brute Burgers.”
“Ok, how about a Phantom Fri?”
“I’m sorry we’re also out of Phantom fries.”
The guy behind stella, star started honking his horn.
“God damn it, I have kids to feed!”
“Would te wait your fucking turn before I have to go out and buy a new casco for my friend because his is so far up your ass!” Kate yelled.
“Watch what I have here, shit culo Bitch!”
The guy bumped stella, star and Kate’s vehicle.
“You know, te are really pushing it!” stella, star yelled.
“Yes, I can push right here bitch!”
He bumped stella, star and Kate vehicle again.
“Alright, well, give me a side order of a Mcfloody and a Master Chief meal. Can we Hunter size that please?”
“Is that for here o to go?”
“Ok, seriously mean, it’s a drive-thru for a reason te drive through, and get your food.”
“So is that to go?”
“Yes that would be to go.”
“Tim, make sure te spit in it,” the attendant detto to his buddy.
“Wait, did te just say spit!?”
“Give me the Mcfloody, bitch!” the other driver said.
“Ok, I will come back there, throw my casco at your face, bashing your windshield to pieces, cutting your face into mulch!”
“I hope te like shit all over your windshield, bitch!”
“Ok, just give me an order of a pellicano, pelican pie and 3 Hunter sized mela, apple juices please.”
“Ok, I have a dead cat, 5 years of used bleach, and your mother’s toe.”
“What! Yeah, yeah, definitely what I ordered.”
“I’m sorry, we’ve closed.”
“What! Are te serious! After all this! I am going to ram this Armada into the side of your building, for a symbol of God’s understanding, I’m going to hit te with it because it looks like 6 tons, and that would hurt più than shooting you!”
“Please pull up to the secondo window.”
“Ok.”
“It’s about God damn time!” the other driver said.
stella, star pulled out of the drive-thru.
“Wait, there is no secondo window. God damn it!”
stella, star backed up into the other driver.
“Star let’s go through that drive through,” Kate said.
“May I help you?”
“Yeah, umm…”
“May I take your order?”
“Yeah, hold on a sec.”
“Ok.”
“Uhh…”
“Would te like some curly fries?”
“Please, don’t offer me anything. Ok, te know how te got the 6 piece Chicken Mcnuggets?”
“Yes.”
“Can te give me just 4 nuggets?”
“I’m sorry it has to be a 6 piece.”
“Shut up and listen to my order! Take the 6 nuggets and throw 2 of the away. I just want a 4 piece chicken Mcnugget.”
“I can’t do that.”
“Put two of them up your ass!”
“Ok, fine!”
“Can I have a junior Western bacon, pancetta affumicata cheese, a junior?”
“Western bacon, pancetta affumicata cheese burger.”
“A junior!”
“Would te like that with onions?”
“No onions. And I’m going to have a pesce sandwich, panino because it has less calories because it’s fish.”
“Ok.”
“Now, if te can take a Coca-Cola and only put half Coca-Cola, half Diet Coke.”
“Ok, a Coca-Cola…”
“And a small Cioccolato shake! Also a small seasoned curly.”
“Ok, got it.”
“Umm, fuck my culo what else. Give me umm, ciliegia jubilee and that’s it.”
“What about your friend.”
“Kate, what do te want?”
“Oh jeez, give me the regular Western bacon, pancetta affumicata cheese, large shake, uhh…”
“Come on with the order.”
“That’s all I want.”
“Good how much is that, sir?”
“Umm, $14.95.”
“You got any money?”
“Yeah, I got like,”
“Give it to me.”
“I’m going to need to cancella the last two things on the menu!”
Those were the things Kate ordered. They drove off and went home.
“Hey there’s Salty.”
stella, star pulled up successivo to Salty.
“Hey, wha’gwan?”
“I’m finding my way to your house. So is Mooch and Shakey.”
“Well, I take te there. Tell me where Mooch and Shakey are.”
“Ok, Mooch is on Nut Tree, and Shakey is on Somerset.”
“Ok, get in.”
“I don’t want to be in the car with 4 Omegas,” Kate said.
“Isn’t Mooch an Alpha?”
“No.”
“Oh.”
“Besides it was bad enough at the drive-thru with an Omega.”
They got to Dutch’s house to find Kaltag sitting outside.
“Hey Kaltag.”
“Dutch kicked us out.”
“Why?”
“We’re on the run.”
“Oh, wanna go back to Tony?”
“Sure.”
They came to Tony’s house.
“Well, I’m glad you’re back,” Tony said.
“Hey where’s Humphrey?”
“He’s already in here.”
“Oh.”
Humphrey was upstairs with Bella. He was unaware of the beings of Kaltag. He was leaning on Bella and when Kaltag saw that, he tackled Humphrey.
“You best not screw around with my wife!”
“Kaltag, get off him.”
“How would te like it if I did this to your wife?”
Kaltag kissed Kate.
“That’s più than just leaning on another’s wife!”
“You wanna fight about it!?”
“Of course!”
“Whoa, guys, calm down!” Kate interrupted.
“Kaltag!” Bella yelled.
“Yup, I’m back.”
“No, it’s time!”
“Time for what?”
“Kaltag, she’s pregnant and it’s been like 6 months.”
“Oh, Star, help me get her into the Armada, Humphrey, te drive.”
“Why do we always use the Armada?”
“Kaltag, we’re not going to make it to the hospital!”
“Alright, I guess we have to do this here.”
“Ahh! I’m feeling it!”
Pup #1 came out.
“The Alpha,” Kate said.
The rest came out. stella, star got a call from a middle school.
“Hello, this is Golden West middle school.”
“Hi.”
“You and your brother and your friend lack education.”
“Me Kaltag and Humphrey?”
“Yes.”
“Starting tomorrow?”
“Yes.”
“Ok.”
“What do te want your elective to be?”
“Wood shop.”
“Ok.”
stella, star hung up.
“Kaltag, Humphrey, we have to go to school tomorrow.”
“Oh. What school?”
“Golden West.”
“I don’t know where that is.”
“We’ll take the bus.”
“Ok, what bus?”
“07.”
“Cool.”
The successivo giorno they got up and got to their bus stop.
“Dogs going to school?” a kid asked.
The bus came.
“Where are your bus passes?” the driver asked.
“We’re new, they haven’t came.”
“Ok.”
They got to Golden West.
“Whoa, large campus for a middle school,” stella, star said.
“What’s our first period?”
“All of us have Social Studies first with Mrs. Morgan.”
Note: None of these teachers are at Golden West. I’m not putting my old teachers at risk. Lololololololololololololololol
“Cool.”
The class was 43 minuti long.
“Next?” stella, star asked.
“Science with Mr. Alpha.”
“Excuse me?” Humphrey asked.
The period was also 43 minutes.
“Next?”
“Wood shop.”
stella, star cut himself on the coping saw. Mr. Buck got a Band Aid for him.
“Next?”
“It’s lunch.”
“Oh.”
Lunch was soon over.
“Now what do we have?”
“We have Scrivere and Literature with Mrs. Spain.”
“Ok.”
After the first period in that class, stella, star was in a T-bagging mood.
“Hey Humphrey get on the ground and roll on your back.”
“Ok.”
Humphrey rolled over and stella, star T-bagged him.
“Hey, get stop that!” a yard duty said, “You can do squat thrusts, but not on another student.”
“Sorry.”
“Get back to your class.”
The trio got back to their class. The class was over soon.
“What now?”
“P.E.”
“Ok.”
“They got to the locker room and opened their lockers.”
“Hey what do te know, we have clothes.”
“Alright, Star, Kaltag, Humphrey, your roll call numbers are 44 45 and 46,” Ms. Blue said.
“Ok.”
That day, they ran a mile. Kaltag was the fastest at 5:12. Humphrey was secondo at 5:18. stella, star was 4th at 5:27. They played football after that. The period was soon over.
“Last period?”
“Math with Mrs. Contractor.”
“Ok.”
Math was a fly. After that, they waited for their bus with like 500 kids. At least 20 buses came to load each kid. Their bus was the 5th one to get there. There were problem kids in the back.
“Sit down!” the bus driver yelled.
“You’re not the boss of me!”
“It doesn’t matter, this is my bus and my rules!”
“Do te want me to get them to sit down and shut up?” Humphrey offered.
“No, stay sitting down for safety.”
“Ok.”
They got home.
“Yay!!!” stella, star yelled.
“Bella, I’m back,” Kaltag called.
“School is cool,” Humphrey said.
“Humphrey, go to Halo Driving School,” Kate said.
“Is it better than middle school and seeing stella, star cut himself?”
“Yeah, well, middle school. What did stella, star cut himself with?”
“A coping saw.”
Kate accidentally spit in Kaltag’s face when she started laughing.
“Oh, shit! That’s funny!”
“Well all four of us have to go successivo time,” stella, star said.
“What about Garth? What about Shakey, Salty, and Mooch?” Kaltag asked.
“Ok, we’ll also take them.”
“Wait, also Lilly and Tony!”
“Tony’s a human, he knows how to drive.”
“The other Tony.”
“Oh! Wait, what about Winston?”
“Why don’t we just bring the whole pack!?”
“No only the ones we named.”
“What cars?”
“Armada and Charger.”
“Ok.”
They have Driving school tomorrow.