sony: .....yup
nolan: ......yup
sony: .....yup.
nolan: te can stop the joke
sony: No we're serious. We now own the rights to the successivo Batman movie. We made AOL Time Warner an offer they couldn't refuse. te see in the wake of this whole billion dollar enterprise Dark Knight has become, as well as our boss own 85% of all Playstation rights, we are going to push ahead with Dark Knight 5 in May, 2017. It will be called simply, magnetically, beautifully -- Arkham Asylum.
nolan: but that's dark knight 5. We're talking about dark knight 3.
sony: Spider-Man 3 did a very smart thing in preparing for Sinister Six. They made it woman friendly, thereby assuring a total family outing for Sinister Six...given that there's no grandparents to take care of at home since we'll all be eighty da the time Marvel puts that baby together
nolan: again. dark knight 3. See...this is what I was worried about. te guys are already trying to distract me from whatever shaft job you're going to give my Mona Lisa.
sony: No no sir, we're not hurting Momento.
nolan: (pissed but professional): ....So I was Leggere the notes from the screenplay me and my gifted brother Jonathon sent te who played Fredericks and says in Batman Begins "The mela, apple doesn't fall far from the tree"?
sony: we're familiar with Batman begins, mister nolan
nolan: No I don't think te are actually...see...because...the notes your executives wrote me on the script for the shoot? Uh...(his assistant hands him the script)...okay...you want the Riddler to be continuously walking around with a new Sony walkman and asking people about the new soulja boy album.
sony: attraversare, croce promotion. ladies Amore attraversare, croce promoters.
nolan: ....you want bruce wayne to put one hand on his stomach, an index finger pointed in the air, and dance while going...what does that say here...sassafrass sassafras?
sony: It's a shimmy
nolan: On page 112 lucious dies?
sony: Slowly. Tenderly. It will be long and drawn out with dramatic music.
nolan: On page 104 alfred dies?
sony: 40,000 bullet wounds from a gang of mobsters. Godfather baby!!! All the teens like mafia kidnapper stuff! It's our belief at sony that te have to identify a target demographic and then PLUG PLUG PLUG PLUG PLUG!!!!! Dark Knight should be the only thing people care about in junior high and high school, those 14 and 15 anno olds saw Dark Knight when they were 10. Why aren't their older selves today walking around dressed like the Joker? Burning their faces? Robbing banks? Blowing up hospitals? Hanging impersonators? Putting pistole to kids heads? Swallowing cellphones? te want the kids to think it's "baller" to see Dark Knight 3! Player!
nolan: you're white
sony: and we have NOOOOOOO idea what we're doing
nolan: ......yup
sony: .....yup.
nolan: te can stop the joke
sony: No we're serious. We now own the rights to the successivo Batman movie. We made AOL Time Warner an offer they couldn't refuse. te see in the wake of this whole billion dollar enterprise Dark Knight has become, as well as our boss own 85% of all Playstation rights, we are going to push ahead with Dark Knight 5 in May, 2017. It will be called simply, magnetically, beautifully -- Arkham Asylum.
nolan: but that's dark knight 5. We're talking about dark knight 3.
sony: Spider-Man 3 did a very smart thing in preparing for Sinister Six. They made it woman friendly, thereby assuring a total family outing for Sinister Six...given that there's no grandparents to take care of at home since we'll all be eighty da the time Marvel puts that baby together
nolan: again. dark knight 3. See...this is what I was worried about. te guys are already trying to distract me from whatever shaft job you're going to give my Mona Lisa.
sony: No no sir, we're not hurting Momento.
nolan: (pissed but professional): ....So I was Leggere the notes from the screenplay me and my gifted brother Jonathon sent te who played Fredericks and says in Batman Begins "The mela, apple doesn't fall far from the tree"?
sony: we're familiar with Batman begins, mister nolan
nolan: No I don't think te are actually...see...because...the notes your executives wrote me on the script for the shoot? Uh...(his assistant hands him the script)...okay...you want the Riddler to be continuously walking around with a new Sony walkman and asking people about the new soulja boy album.
sony: attraversare, croce promotion. ladies Amore attraversare, croce promoters.
nolan: ....you want bruce wayne to put one hand on his stomach, an index finger pointed in the air, and dance while going...what does that say here...sassafrass sassafras?
sony: It's a shimmy
nolan: On page 112 lucious dies?
sony: Slowly. Tenderly. It will be long and drawn out with dramatic music.
nolan: On page 104 alfred dies?
sony: 40,000 bullet wounds from a gang of mobsters. Godfather baby!!! All the teens like mafia kidnapper stuff! It's our belief at sony that te have to identify a target demographic and then PLUG PLUG PLUG PLUG PLUG!!!!! Dark Knight should be the only thing people care about in junior high and high school, those 14 and 15 anno olds saw Dark Knight when they were 10. Why aren't their older selves today walking around dressed like the Joker? Burning their faces? Robbing banks? Blowing up hospitals? Hanging impersonators? Putting pistole to kids heads? Swallowing cellphones? te want the kids to think it's "baller" to see Dark Knight 3! Player!
nolan: you're white
sony: and we have NOOOOOOO idea what we're doing
Don't talk to Frank right now, it's not him. All female. Located in the Aztec district of cryptography. Use Walt from noaa, recently discovered alive. He knows the locations. Use the mason family decrypter. Due data is dark thirty. Great job on take down of joker and his creepy mafia. There are 35 inclusions on each raid, never use a machine again for that. Some one will meet with te 30 crypt days before action. Use as may anti radioactive anti psychotic device as possible. Good luck from central vein delta 0.
Batman is a very dark character who I believe could be a very good character for an R rated film his Villians are violent they kill people in gruesome ways and Bruce also needs to be fucking his Amore interests and he hasn't done it yet why because it isn't appropriate for kids and that's really stupid and as for the cursing I wouldn't want them to do it every secondo obviously but it would be good and make the characters più serious and badass if the characters cursed in the Batman reboot happens I want new Villians, the bat mobile,batarangs,the batwing,the bat motorcycles,a bat jet pack,a different type of suit for batman,the bat claw that Batman swings on, and I want it to be rated R. So what do te guys think should a future Batman movie have these things o not.
Ok, I hate the Hugo Strange/Catwoman rumours. Here's why: first of all I hate Hugo Strange as a villain. He has no villain name o costume, doesn't even LOOK cool, and is completly WEIRD. And Catwoman becouse didn't she already have a film in the reboot series (Catwoman was the only one not to feature Chris Nolan as the director)? Luckily, the movie will be filmed in Asia (bye bye Hugo Strange). That means a possible villain (if not, Amore interest) Talia Al Ghūl. In Batman Begins, we learn that, unlike Batman comics, when Rās Al Ghūl says he's "immortal" he means the roll of RAG is past on from master to apprentace and that means Talia may become the new Ras Al Ghūl.
But if filmed in a major city (Hong Kong for ex.) the villain my be an assassan like Deadshot. Possibly my preferito rumour of all time: Black Mask and Hush!!!
But if filmed in a major city (Hong Kong for ex.) the villain my be an assassan like Deadshot. Possibly my preferito rumour of all time: Black Mask and Hush!!!
A cancelled Batman film, Superman vs. Batman was going to be the fifth Batman film untill it was confirmed it wouldn't happen. But after the cancellation of 2013s reboot of 1997s JLA (Justice League: Mortal), Christopher Nolan, the man incharge of both Batman and Superman, Is considering making Superman/Batman: the Movie (AKA Superman vs. Batman). It will possibly the fight of the decade, even better than 2003s Freddy vs. Jason and the DC comics horror comic book god-awful sequel, Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash.
Despite the name THIS FILM WILL NOT BE BASED ON SUPERMAN/BATMAN the comic book but an issue of Batman that guest starred Superman where they fought. I'm not sure which one it was but te can buy the digital comic on www.dccomics.com/read
Based on the characters created da Jerry Siegel, Joe shushter and Bob Kane and writen da Grant Morrison.
Despite the name THIS FILM WILL NOT BE BASED ON SUPERMAN/BATMAN the comic book but an issue of Batman that guest starred Superman where they fought. I'm not sure which one it was but te can buy the digital comic on www.dccomics.com/read
Based on the characters created da Jerry Siegel, Joe shushter and Bob Kane and writen da Grant Morrison.