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From an email I got.



TAKING A WOMAN TO letto

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8 -- te take her to letto and tell her a story.

At 18 -- te tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- te don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells te a story and takes te to bed.

At 48 -- She tells te a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- te stay in letto to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If te take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
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I've been planning to do this for a while and my lista kept changing, so here it is. This is my superiore, in alto 5 most beautiful animated heroines, from either TV shows o movies. Please commento but please remember that this is my opinion. So, without further ado, these are my superiore, in alto 5 most beautiful animated heroines.

5. Esmeralda (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
This girl is absolutely stunning! In my opinion, she's the most beautiful Disney heroine who's NOT an official Disney Princess. I Amore her thick raven black hair, bright green eyes, amazing body, and dazzling smile.

4. Katara (Avatar: The Last Airbender)...
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