From an email I got.
Rules for Men
1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten da his fellow partygoers.
2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, te must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
4) If you've known a guy for più than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless te actually marry her.
5) Complaining about the brand of free birra in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event,...
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