Celebrate the Healer

From an email I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1.    Men are NOT mind readers.

2.    Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. te need it down. te don’t hear us complaining about te leaving it down.

3.    Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon o the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4.    ...

-He stares at te a lot
- He hits te a lot(playfully)
- He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
- He yelled, "HI"to your mom that giorno she picked te up from school
- He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with te cuz te couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
- He tries to make te laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
- His voice gets softer when ever te two talk
-You hung up on him. He called te back
- te where invited da him to a group outin
- He called te to talk about nothing at all.
- He imitates your laugh...