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How to get along with your mother.

This is for all the girls who have a mom.

Mothers…………..Ugh! They drive us crazy sometimes. They ground us for no reason, they yell at us for the littlest things, they imbarrise us, and wont leave us alone! Sometimes te just wanna yell and scream! Sadly te cant do that to your mother. But what te can do is prevent your mom from doing all these things. Before I give te these tips, im gonna help te like your mother more. And have a beter relationship with her. Your mom gave birth to you. She fed you, kept te alive, and raised te to the beautiful,...

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Real women do not have curves. Real women do not look like just one thing.

Real women have curves, and not. They are tall, and not. They are brown-skinned, and olive-skinned, and not. They have small breasts, and big ones, and no breasts whatsoever.

Real women start their lives as baby girls. And as baby boys. And as bambini of indeterminate biological sex whose bodies terrify their doctors and families into making all kinds of very sudden decisions.

Real women have big hands and small hands and long elegant fingers and short stubby...