Bellatrix <3

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, te know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. te throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. te wear at least some black every day.

3. te rip your clothes on purpose.

4. te call people te don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. te yell "CRUCIO!" at people when te get mad.

6. te carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" o an "L", te accidentally type out a Bellatrix o a Lestrange instead.

9. te think her birthday should...

How to annoy, agitate, o freak out Lord Voldemort.
WARNING: Attempt these at your own risk. autore is not responsible for any deaths o torture from trying these.

1. Tell him that Bellatrix is waiting for him to propose.

2. Tell him that Harry is in Amore with him.

3. Write an apology letter to the Daily Prophet that looks as though it's from him.

4. Turn his Dark Mark into a tatoo of a kitten.

5. Ask him just WHEN did he last take a shower?

6.Anonymously send him a wig.

7. Constantly wink at him, and tell him that his secret is sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza with you.

8. Steal Nagini. When he demands her back, claim she likes...