here is another one of my funny bleach storys here te go

while ichigo was fighting grimjow, grimjow stabbed ichigo's hand to the ground. then rukia comes

rukia:ichigo what happened to your hands
ichigo:well i was fighting grimjaw and he stabbed me
grimjow:for the last time its grimjow not grimjaw
ichigo:whatever

then shinji comes and rukia ask why he is here

rukia:shinji why are te here
shinji:because this manga says im in this chapter and its in my contract
rukia:then when do i fight
shinji: te fight in two più chapters
rukia:i cant wait that long im getting out of here

ichigo:no rukia if te leave then it will change the future, because if te leave te wont freeze grimjow and the espadas wont go back to huceo mundo and they'll kill us and then...
grimjow:ichigo shut up now lets get back to the part where i kill te

rukia:no! dance sodeno shiriyuki, hakuren!
shinji:great rukia te ruined the manga now your in this chapter instead of the other one

then rukia froze grimjow and grimjow and all the other espadas went back to huceo mundo

rukia:wow shinji how did te know i was going to fight,can te tell the future?
shinji: i just told you.... the manga... never mind no one listen to me anyways