Kisuke Urahara

here is another one of my funny bleach storys.

ichigo was fighting hollows when a princess came and asked for Cibo

lurichiyo: i want Cibo
ichigo: have te ever heard of a resturant theres one right around the corner
lurichiyo:i want Cibo now! i dont have time to go walk around the corner to go to some silly resturant

then rukia comes and sees the princess

rukia: ciao ichigo... hahahaha!!! is that a princess?
ichigo: i gues if thats what te want to call her
lurichiyo:i want Cibo now
rukia:whats the magic word?
lurichiyo:give me some Cibo o else i'll kill you

rukia:gosh... theres no need to be mean...

Ashido lazed about for a moment - considering what he had been through since the uproar of Ichigo and Rukia and their friends, he had not been disappointed. They probably assumed he was dead - he couldn't blame them, he would have thought the same thing, had he been in their shoes. Still, that Ichigo worried him - he could sense a dark power hidden within the Shinigami - one that reminded him of the reiatsu he had sensed from the più powerful Hollows, if te could call them that, outside of the Menos Forest. Still, it made no difference now. From what he could tell, all of the foreign Hollow...

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Romaji

Maketaku naishi!
Nakitaku naishi!
Warattetai kara!
MOVIN! MOVIN!
Maketaku naishi!
Nakitaku naishi!
Warattetai kara!
MOVIN! MOVIN!

Itsumo doori utata ne gorori
Manga bakari parapara mekuri
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Kiraku ni ikitai
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Maketaku...