"One day, the campus is completely bare, empty. The next, there are children everywhere...like locusts. Crawling around, mindlessly bent on feeding and mating. Destroying everything in sight in their relentless, pointless desire to exist"
"That Summers girl--I smell trouble. I smell expulsion, and just the faintest aroma of jail."
"A lot of educators tell students, 'Think of your principal as your pal.' I say, think of me as your judge, jury, and executioner"
"It's worth nothing, Harris. Whatever comes out of your mouth is a meaningless waste of breath, an airborne toxic event."
"What would Sunnydale High do without te around to incite mayhem, chaos, and disorder?"
"This isn't an orgy, people. It's a classroom"
"These are moments te want to savor. te wish time would stop so that te could live them over and over again. You're expelled"
"That Summers girl--I smell trouble. I smell expulsion, and just the faintest aroma of jail."
"A lot of educators tell students, 'Think of your principal as your pal.' I say, think of me as your judge, jury, and executioner"
"It's worth nothing, Harris. Whatever comes out of your mouth is a meaningless waste of breath, an airborne toxic event."
"What would Sunnydale High do without te around to incite mayhem, chaos, and disorder?"
"This isn't an orgy, people. It's a classroom"
"These are moments te want to savor. te wish time would stop so that te could live them over and over again. You're expelled"
Xander season 1
"I laugh in the face of danger, and then I hide until it goes away."
"I don't like vampires. I'm going to take a stand and say they're not good."
"Come on, Slayer, I like it when you're scared. The più I scare you, the better te smell."
"You know, I don't know what everyone's talking about. That outfit doesn't make te look like a hooker"
"You're in Amore with a vampire? What, are te out of your mind?"
"You know, Buffy, Spring Fling just isn't any dance. It's a time for students to choose, um, a mate. And then we can observe their mating rituals, and tag them before they migrate...just kill me!"
"I guess a guy's gotta' be undead to make time with you."
"I don't handle rejection well. Funny, considering all the practice I've had, huh?"
"Well, I guess it could be worse. I could have gangrene on my face."
