"I ran. I think I made it through three counties before I realized nobody was chasing me"
"Gee, Xander, what are te gonna teach when te fail in life? Advanced loser-being?"
"Buffy - Amore the hair. It just screams strada, via urchin."
"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass."
"Damn it, Xander, what's going on? Who died and made te Elvis?"
"I aspire to help my fellow man.'Check. As long as he's not smelly, dirty o something gross"
"It was a nightmare, a total nightmare. I mean, they promised me they'd take me to St. Croix, and then they just decide to go to Tuscany. Art and buildings? I was totally...
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