I think lyrics need to rhyme,
And you're not asking,
But I'm tryin' to grow a mustache.
I eat cheese,
But only on pizza, Please,
And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla,
Otherwise it smells like feet to me.
And I,
I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail,
And I Amore it when te say,
My na-e-a-e-ame.
If te wanna know,
Here it goes,
Gonna tell te theres,
A part of me for show,
If we're close gonna let te see,
Everything,
But Remember that te asked for it.
I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress,
But it's easier to let te take a guess,
At the rest,
But te wanna hear what
Lives in my brain, My heart,
Well te asked for it.
For your Perusing,
At times Confusing,
Slightly Amusing,
Introducing Me.
Do Do, Do Do Do Do Do,
Do D'Do, Do Do Do Do Do,
La Da Da Da, La Da Da Da Da Da Da Da,
Da.
I never,
Trust a dog to watch my food,
And I like to use the word dude,
As a noun, o an adverb
o an adjective.
And I, I Never,
Really been into cars,
I like really cool guitars,
And Superheroes,
And checks with lots of zeros on 'em.
I Amore the sound of violins,
And makin' someone Smi-e-i-e-ile.
If te wanna know,
Here it goes,
Gonna tell te theres,
A part of me for show,
If we're close gonna let te see,
Everything,
But Remember that te asked for it.
I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress,
But it's easier to let te take a guess,
At the rest,
But te wanna hear what
Lives in my brain, My heart,
Well te asked for it.
For your Perusing,
At times Confusing,
Possibly Amusing,
Introducing Me.
Well te probably know più than te ever wanted too,
So be careful when te ask successivo ti-e-i-e-ime.
So...
If te wanna know,
Here it goes,
Gonna tell te theres,
A part of me for show,
If we're close gonna let te see,
Everything,
But Remember that te asked for it.
I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress,
But it's easier to let te take a guess,
At the rest,
But te wanna hear what
Lives in my brain, My heart,
Well te asked for it.
For your Perusing,
At times Confusing,
Hopefully Amusing,
Introducing Me.
Do Do, Do Do Do Do Do,
Do D'Do, Do Do Do Do Do,
Do Do Do Do,
Introducing me...
