The Sand Bae

Rabbit Peak, Chama New Mexico.

Japanese People: *Walking alongside a trailer, carrying Type 99 Machine guns*
Johnny: *Hiding behind a tree*
Narrator: Oh ciao there. te must be wondering what this is all about. The answer is simple really. I work for the CIA. There's a lot of people around the world that do bad things.
Fat Mexican: *Smoking a cigar while snorting coke*
Narrator: Really bad things. This frightens the CIA, and because of that, we get rid of these people, o bring them down to Langley. There we interrogate them, and run a few experiments. May sound cruel, but that's the way the...

Mordecai & Rigby were watching TV, when a commercial came on.

Rigby: Aw, really?
Mordecai: Screw this.
Rigby: Hold up! There's a commercial for a videogame!!
Man: Now available in stores is an all new Sonic The Hedgehog game, that has all the sonic games in one disc!
Mordecai: Awesome.
Man: te can play up to 45 characters in any game.
Rigby: I want this!!!
Man: Only available in Canada!
Mordecai: WHAT?!!?
Man: Sonic Forever! Rated Everyone 10, and up.
Rigby: How could it be only available in Canada? That's 200 miles from here!
Mordecai:...

Song: link

People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*

Stop the song, and play this sound effect: link

Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, te finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, te shouldn't be tortured da the reboot. I'm going to tell te the real story about the Powerpuff Girls.

Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards...

Hello!! I figured since this club is dead & all I'd have to get involved a bit più here, and at least do a "basic" introduction of myself. I got this idea from Riku114 and Zeppie so this isn't originally my idea.. 😌


So for starters, I go da caramelle (my most common name which everyone calls me by).. but te can also call me da Dalia (which is a variation of my real name). I'm not really one to say my name online but i don't actively avoid it anymore,, so if te really want to know my real name te can just PM me and i guess i could tell te :v
I am Female (simple she/her pronouns are fine)...