1. Poke him with his own cane.
2. Spill your drink on his lap "by accident", say that you're drunk.
3. Run towards him, hug him and say "I Amore you, David Bowie!"
4. Grab the closest cane-like object near te and dance like him on the club dance-floor.
5. Occasionally ask him if he and Quorra were più than friends.
6. Spank him with his own cane.
7. Ask him every ora if he likes Gem.
8. Yell "OMG, Ziggy Stardust!!" whenever te see him.
9. Whenever he gives te a drink, ask him what he put in it.
10. Tell him you're looking for Zuse, when he tells te he "is" Zuse, say "YOU LIE!!!"
11. Tell all the...
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