Phoebe: Neither do you.
Phoebe: "I'm making la minestra, zuppa for Cole, he'll eat it in a bowl. I guess that's my new role, just making la minestra, zuppa for Cole."
Cole: Uh, Phoebe?
Phoebe: Cole! What are te doing here?
Cole: Well, I got a call from one of the tenants saying that, uh,
Wonder Woman was terrorising the landlord.
Cole: I'm a one woman demon.
Piper:"You were at Cole's all night?
Phoebe:"Uh huh."
Piper:"Did you?"
Phoebe:"Uh huh."
Piper:"Was he?"
Phoebe:"Uh huh."
(when cole and phoebe are fighting and he lands on superiore, in alto of her)
Phoebe: If te wanted to be on superiore, in alto te could have just asked
Cole: Did te get my flowers?
Phoebe: Yeah. "Sorry I tried to strangle you" Probably not a card the florist gets to write everyday.
Cole to Phoebe: You're sexy when you're mad, te know
Phoebe: Something good happened. Can't te just accept that?
Cole: It's not in my nature.
Cole: I needed te to hear me.
Phoebe: Go to hell.Cole: I was just there. I didn't mean to stay so long, but I needed to gather enough powers to execute ...
Phoebe: Execute who? Huh? Execute who?
Cole: My plan. I'm here to redeme myself.
Phoebe: Are te coming?
Cole: To vanquish your sister? I think I'll sit this one out.
Cole: Oh, no no no. Last time I touched that book it electrocuted me.
Phoebe: Yeah, will, maybe because your intentions were evil. Maybe it knows now you're trying to be good.
Cole: Better sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza than sorry.
Cole: Phoebe, I went from all powerful demon to mereble overnight.
Phoebe: te are not mere. Baby, te are anything but mere.
Cole: successivo to the Streghe#The power of three Ones I'm a potted plant.
Cole: Phoebe, I Amore te and I don't know what's going on but maybe I can help. Would te like me to kill someone for you? Or-or your boss, perhaps?
Paige: [Paige comes home- thought it is Phoebe in her body] Oh Cole... te scared me.
Cole: Sorry. Didn't mean to; with the rain outside and everyone on Yenlo alert.
Paige: Yeah, Yenlo. That's why I rushed home.
Cole: You're chilled. Here put this on.
[he goes to give her his jacket]
Cole: .
Paige: Oh, te keep it.
Cole: I'm sorry. Am I making te feel uncomfortable?
Paige: No of course not, I was just wondering what Phoebe would feel about this.
Cole: Phoebe?
Paige: Uh, yeah, your girlfriend, Phoebe, remember?
Cole: Yeah, te see the problem with Phoebe is she's so obsessed with training. She's not interested in
[pause]
Cole: romance anymore.
Paige: That's not true, uh, I mean, she...
Cole: te on the other hand, strike me as being full of passion, desire. I miss that.
Paige: I gotta go.
[she moves to get away. Cole kisses her passionately, and Paige in Phoebe's body comes downstairs]
Phoebe: Hey!
[Paige grabs Cole da the hand and flips him onto his back]
Paige: How could te do this to me?
Cole: Oh, come one
[laughing, then to Paige]
Cole: I'm just trying to have a little fun Phoebe. Isn't that what te were complaining about me not doing?
Paige: Yeah, but I never meant for
[pause]
Paige: did te just call me Phoebe?
Cole: Would te rather I kissed her?
[looks at Phoebe]
Paige: No.
Phoebe: No? How do te know?
Cole: Well, for one thing
[talking to Phoebe]
Cole: te suck at levitating and for another te set me straight about the way I've been treating the real Phoebe, as only a sister could.
Paige: te did?
Phoebe: Someone had to.
Cole: Okay. I'm gonna go. Let te guys work this out. When you're yourself again, Give me a call.
[he grabs Paige's butt]
Cole: We'll have some fun.
Cole Turner: We've been through so much together... haven't we? Our love's so strong, nothing can destroy it, not even this. We're meant to be together.
Phoebe Halliwell: I don't think so.
[Vanquishes Cole]
Cole Turner: I don't care! I am not spending another hundred birthdays without her.
Phoebe: So, how bout those 9ers?
Cole: The what?
Phoebe: The 9ers, the 49ers, the football team.
[pause]
Phoebe: te don't follow football?
[laughs]
Phoebe: He isn't human.
Cole: [Cole chokes on the water he's drinking]
Phoebe: te okay?
Cole: Check!
Cole Turner: This is all messed up. How'd it get messed up? te have no idea what I've dato up for you.
Phoebe Halliwell: What about what I've dato up, Cole? I've dato up my family, my heritage, my life!
Cole Turner: Oh, yeah? From where I'm standing, it looks like te have a pretty damn good life to me!
Phoebe Halliwell: Look the only one getting anything out of this is you. And I have no idea what that is. The only reason I'm still here is to make sure that what happened to Prue does not happen to Piper and te know it.
Phoebe: Uh, te know what, uh, is there something wrong?
Cole: No.
Phoebe: It's just te haven't detto anything since we left the restaurant.
Cole: A lot on my mind, I guess.
Phoebe: Work?
Cole: Yea, sort of.
[pause]
Cole: I don't know how to say this...
Phoebe: Uh-oh. Don't ever start a sentence like that with a girl...
[pause]
Phoebe: te don't want to see me anymore? Right? Never accept a lunch date.
Cole: It's got nothing to do with you. I mean, how I feel about you.
Phoebe: I don't understand.
Cole: It's complicated.
Phoebe: I think that I deserve to know.
Cole: I promise you'll understand soon, maybe più than you'd want to.
Cole: There's no such thing as evil love. It's just gratification. Lust.
Cole: You're the only one who knows I'm alive.
Phoebe: Actually that's not true. I couldn't keep lying to my sisters. I had to tell them.
Cole: Okay. That's okay. I understand, as long as te didn't tell Leo.
[pause, Phoebe turns her head]
Cole: Oh for God's sake, Phoebe, why didn't te just put an ad in the paper? Tell the whole damn world.
Phoebe: Maybe I should have.
Cole: You're the only one who knows I'm alive.
Phoebe: Actually that's not true. I couldn't keep lying to my sisters. I had to tell them.
Cole: Okay. That's okay. I understand, as long as te didn't tell Leo.
[pause, Phoebe turns her head]
Cole: Oh for God's sake, Phoebe, why didn't te just put an ad in the paper? Tell the whole damn world.
Phoebe: Maybe I should have.
Cole Turner: Speaking of senza risposta questions...
Phoebe Halliwell: There is a demon on the loose, Cole, we don't have time for this.
Cole Turner: Shouldn't we make time for it?
Phoebe Halliwell: No, not now, we shouldn't.
Piper Halliwell: What are te guys talking about?
Phoebe Halliwell: Nothing.
Cole Turner: Nothing.
Phoebe: I'm so glad te made it back before my graduation.
Cole: I wouldn't miss it for the world. o the underworld.
Cole: The rumors are true. I loved a witch, still do actually at least my human half does, but that was a mistake. I realize that now. I'd forgotten who I really was.
Phoebe: Um, about the other night. Are te sorry that we uh...
Cole: Not at all. Are you?
Phoebe: Depends on what happens next.
Cole: Too bad te can't predict the future.
Phoebe: Who says I can't?
Cole Turner: It's a long drive home. Do te think I could use your restroom?
Phoebe Halliwell: Number one o number two.
Prue Halliwell: He has to go tootie!
Cole Turner: Excuse me?
Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, te can come in but te have to do it very fast, whatever it is.
Cole Turner: All te have to do to free yourself is admit how te truly feel about me... in your heart.
Cole Turner: And perfect
Phoebe Halliwell: For what?
Cole Turner: A wedding.
Piper Halliwell: I couldn't agree more.
Phoebe Halliwell: Really?
Paige Matthews: You've got the rings.
Leo Wyatt: And we're all here.
Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, I do. I mean, I will. Let's go.
Dark Priest: Not two but one, then life be gone. te may baciare the bride.
Phoebe Halliwell: We did it.
Cole Turner: Yes, we did.
The Seer: It is done.
Phoebe: So, you're an angel?
Cole: Oh, this? No, not really.
Phoebe: That's okay, neither am I.
Cole: [the Streghe#The power of three ones are being inspired da a muse] I think Leo should orb me down to the Underworld. I may not be a demon anymore, but I still know the terrain.
Phoebe: And te may just find yourself in ever-lasting pain!
Phoebe: And even if te think we don't need the protection, just think of Cole, he is a human being with no magical powers living in a house that's constantly under demonic attack.
Cole: Is there something wrong Phoebe? Something you're not telling me.
Phoebe: Don't te think te have that backwards?
Cole: Meaning?
Phoebe: Well, you're the one with all the secrets, right?
Cole: Am I? te sure about that?
Phoebe: I don't know what I'm sure about anymore.
Cole: Yea, I know how te feel.
Phoebe: I doubt that.
Cole: I think I know what's going on here Phoebe and I'm sorry its come to this. But I'm not sorry about us. te need to know that.
Phoebe: te never told me where te were from.
Cole: te never asked.
Phoebe: I'm asking now.
Cole: Why don't te ask me what te really want to know Phoebe. I won't lie to you.
Phoebe: Who are you?
Phoebe Halliwell: I don't know what you're up to but whatever it is, it is not gonna work.
Cole Turner: Don't te think you're being a little paranoid?
Phoebe Halliwell: With my demon ex-husband from hell? No, Cole, I don't.
Phoebe Halliwell: I never answered your question. Ask me again.
Cole Turner: Will te marry me?
Phoebe Halliwell: Yes, I will.
[Kiss]
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm Phoebe, Mr. Turner's new wife.
Piper Halliwell: Phoebe, te heard what he said, he's gonna kill us, help us!
Phoebe Halliwell: Forgive me.
Cole Turner: I'm sorry. It's for the best.
Phoebe Halliwell: I know it is.
[Phoebe kisses him]
Piper Halliwell: Phoebe?
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm sorry too.
[Phoebe traps him]
Cole Turner: Phoebe, no. No!
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm sorry, baby, I'm so sorry.
Piper Halliwell: Prudence, Penelope, Patricia, Melinda...
Phoebe Halliwell: Ashford, Helen, Laura and Grace...
Cole Turner: I will always Amore you.
Paige: Halliwell witches stand strong beside us.
Phoebe Halliwell: Vanquish this evil...
Paige, Phoebe Halliwell, Piper Halliwell: From time and space.
[Cole is vanquished]
Leo: Well, the good news is that te won't have to deal with the fonte anytime soon, because Cole hurt him pretty bad.
Cole: Not bad enough though, he'll be back.
Phoebe: So.
[Phoebe rubs her hands up and down Cole's chest]
Phoebe: He's gone for now. First time in a long time. Maybe we should take advantage of that.
Cole: [Cole pulls Phoebe up against him] Why Ms. Haliwell, are te trying to seduce me?
Phoebe: Always.
Piper: Ewwww...
Phoebe, Cole: [Phoebe and Cole race up the stairs laughing]
Cole: what are te doing? te are supposed to be Scrivere a vanquishing spell!
Phoebe: I got about as far as 'Hey demon' and my mind went blank!
Cole: Keep your hands off my pumpkin.
Phoebe: If te had done what I asked and stayed here, te might have been able to help.
Cole: How? The minuto Devlin arrived te would have sent me to my room.
Cole: It's just, I need action.
Phoebe: I kinda thought we were doing okay in that department.
Cole: Not that kind of action, Phoebe.
Seer: te and Phoebe Halliwell will produce the most powerful child the magical world has ever seen.
Cole: That's my boy.
Phoebe: Cole is gonna help
Victor: How do te know?
Phoebe: Because he loves me as much as I Amore him
Phoebe: Let's see... Leo Lost his powers and then Piper died and it got really dicey when she turned into a ghost but everything worked out.
Cole: Glad it was nothing serious.
Seer: What do te mean she wouldn't eat it?
Cole: I mean I thought shoving it down her throat might be a little suspicious.
Cole: (to himself) I'm sorry but we have to stop seeing each other, okay. Why? Because, because I have to kill te that's why. Smooth.
Phoebe: (about Paige and Shane) All right, any ideas?
Cole: A couple.
Phoebe: I meant about what we do now.
Cole: If I'm dead right now, I know it was at your hand. No one else in heaven o hell had power over me. Please don't cry I was dead before I met you, I was born the giorno te loved me, and my Amore for te willl keep me alive forever.
Cole: I'm so sorry I had to involve your work. I just needed te distracted while I ruined Piper's club and put Paige in jail.
Phoebe: Paige is in jail?
Cole: Ladies, my name's Cole Turner. I'm the assistant district attorney assigned to this case. I was wondering if either of te saw what happened here?
Phoebe (raising her arm, to answer): I did.
Phoebe: te just don't get it Cole, do ya? I thought te were dead and I felt nothing. No pain, no love, nothing. I'm free. And when we do vanquish te and...we will, I'll never look back.
Piper: (calling) Phoebe, phone. (Phoebe comes and takes the phone.) It's your little lawyer boyfriend.
Phoebe: So there. And he is not my boyfriend.
Piper: Weird.
Phoebe (into the phone): Hello?
Cole: Who's not your boyfriend?
Phoebe: Um... the mailman. Sometimes Piper likes to tease me because I like to get the mail...a lot.
(Phoebe opens Cole's office door angrily)
Phoebe: te slimy son of a bitch!
Cole: Phoebe, is that you?
Phoebe: What? Are te evil and blind? Yeah, it's me. Look. Why don't te admit that you're behind this? Admit it so that I can to use magic to fight you!
Cole: I don't know what you're talking about.
(Phoebe shuts the door and goes closer to Cole's desk)
Phoebe: Look, Cole. My career is the most important thing to me. So is that your plan to take it away from me so that I come running to te for comfort?
Cole: Phoebe, I Amore you, and I don't know what's going on, but maybe I could help. Would te like me to kill someone for you. Your boss, perhaps?
(Phoebe scoffs, gets very angry, and starts shoving the papers on his scrivania, reception all over the place)
Cole: Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey!
(Phoebe stops shoving)
Phoebe: I might not be able to use magic, but-
Cole: You're sexy when you're mad, te know that? I can't wait until I get to baciare te again.
Phoebe: Cole, I will never be with te again. I hate you. I hate you. te get that?
Cole: Hate is good. It's passionate. Intense. It's...it's...it's a breath away from love!
(Phoebe laughs and Cole smiles back. There is a brief pause, then Phoebe stops laughing and shoves a little più of Cole's papers. She then storms out of Cole's office.)
Cole: Ah. She's great.
(Phoebe slams the door shut)
Cole: te need psychological help.
Paige: Okay, that's probably true—especially because I cannot believe what I am about to say—but I think Phoebe's still in Amore with you.
Cole: Oh, yeah. "Phoebe hates te so much her body erupted in scales." That's what te detto this morning.
Paige: Okay, maybe an unfortunate choice of words...
Paige: I haven't seen her this happy since Cole died.
Leo: Which time?
Paige: Good point.
Cole (to Prue): te watch too many old movies.
Prue: And you'd be confusing me with Phoebe.
Cole: Not a chance.
Darryl: Let's pretend for a secondo here, just for the sake of argument, that te saved my butt because te are my friend. So as your hypothetical friend, can I give te some advice?
Cole: Yeah.
Darryl: Don't do this to yourself.
Cole: I can't help it.
Darryl: te Amore her, I get it. And your love, it's epic. Okay. But look what it's doing to you.
Cole: Paige says she hates me. She says I should leave for good. You've known her for a long time, Darryl, what do te think? Should I leave?
Darryl: I know te don't want to. But what te want really doesn't matter,
right?
Cole: Right.
Darryl: Well, there te go.
Phoebe: Go to hell!
Cole: I was just there.
Phoebe (about Cole): This is important, he wants to have the talk. te know, are we a couple, are we a one-nighter, are we friends, are we Friends that had a one-nighter...?
Phoebe (to Cole): I do Amore you, and I always will. But it doesn't change anything. It doesn't matter. It's over between us.
Phoebe: Nothin' perks up a girl's career like sending her ex-husband straight to hell
Cole denies Piper for saving his beloved Phoebe.
Piper: Not even for somebody te love?
Cole: Loved. Past tense
Cole: Damn it Phoebe. I Amore you
Phoebe: Cole is gonna help
Victor: How do te know?
Phoebe: Because he loves me as much as I Amore him
Cole: Morning.
Phoebe: Good morning.
Cole: How te feeling about last night?
Phoebe: Um, last night was magical.
(Cole sneaks up behind Phoebe and she almost kicks him)
Phoebe: Cole.
Cole: Hi. How's it going?
Phoebe: Wow, is this embarrassing... I'm...
Cole: It's okay. I'm okay. Nice calf.
Phoebe: Thanks. Can I have it back?
(on the phone)
Cole: Turner.
Phoebe: Hi. Cole. What are te doing in the office at 2 in the morning?
Cole: What are te doing calling my office at 2 in the morning?
Phoebe: I was just gonna leave te a message. Save te the trouble of having to talk to me.
Cole: Why would I ever not wanna talk to you?
Phoebe: I... I don't know, te know. Just in case te thought I was a drunk o a lunatic o a drunk lunatic.
Cole: I think I'm gonna go with "mystery". One I'm looking inoltrare, avanti to figuring out.
Phoebe: Okay. I'm gonna go then and be mysterious.
Cole: I'll call you.
Phoebe: I will answer.
Prue (talking about Cole): See something te like, sis?
Phoebe: Maybe, o maybe it's just nice to run into someone that's not a college boy. più years, less hormones.
Prue: Yeah, not a bad butt, either.
Phoebe (to Cole): I do Amore you, and I always will....
