<Piper> The only Halliwell that likes earthquakes.
<Prue> I don't like them, but I don't go running naked through the house screaming, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE" either!!!!!
<Phoebe> Okay, that is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers!!
Season: 3 Episode: 22
(The Streghe#The power of three Ones are talking about "what next?" after their secret has been revealed)
<Piper> We're gonna do talk shows and book signings and then be taken da the C.I.A. and be dissected.!!!
Season: 3 Episode: 14
<Victor> Leo, do te know what a Whitelighter is?
[...]
<Victor> They're sneaky little bastards.
<Leo> Really? 'Cause Piper says that they're really, really good guys. più of, like, guardian angels.
<Victor> That's the party line, Leo, but don't believe it. te can't trust 'em. They have this tendency to fall in Amore with their charges. Before te know it, they've stolen your wife.!!
Season: 4 Episode: 17
<Leo> Piper, this is completely illegal.
<Piper> Yeah? Well, so is marrying a dead guy, okay?
[She holds up his death certificate]
<Piper> Let's not get technical now!!!
Season: 7 Episode: 03
<Grams>[b] Victor, what are te doing here?
[b]<Victor> And a big hello to te too, Penny!!!!
Season: 8 Episode: 05
<A Guy> Tell me, was your dad a thief?
<Paige> No, why?
<A Guy> Cause he ha rubato, stola the stars and put them in your eyes!!!
Season: 8 Episode: 13
(Some demons kind of ha rubato, stola the Streghe#The power of three Ones' powers, the demons now are about to kill the Streghe#The power of three Ones...)
<Piper> Hey! hey, hang on a second, what are te doing?! What?! You're gonna kill me with my own power? What are te kidding me?! How insulting, let alone boring!
<Phoebe> Yeah, mostra some pride, te know what I mean? Be original!
<Paige> You guys must suffer from some really low self esteem, near as I can figure!
<Phoebe> Which is clearly why they had to steal our powers...!!!
<Piper> That must be really humiliating...
