Natale is a wonderful time of the year, all the presents, decorations, etc. Remember, though, Natale can also be hectic and stressful. Here's just a few tips on how to survive the Natale season.
1. Telling your mother that she has enough ornaments only gives her an excuse to buy more.
2. If te are dragged to a neighbor's house for a Natale party, don't drink the zabaione if te plan to stay sober. Don't be like my uncle. That "spicy, different taste" is called rum.
3. If your grandmother is cooking Natale dinner, and she has a terrible memory, don't count on her to take out the roast beef on time. Bring your own timer.
4. If you're not sure what to give your family for Christmas, get a gift card for their preferito restaurants o stores, and avvolgere it up. Don't be like my aunt who gave me and my sister hideous outfits for Christmas.
5. Don't eat Santa's biscotti, cookie until your younger siblings are asleep. Otherwise, your younger siblings will never trust te again.
6. When te stop believing in Santa, don't ruin it for your younger siblings.
7. Cani and inflatable decorations don't mix.
8. If te are going to a relative's house for Christmas, do not bring your luggage through the cucina while he/she is trying to cook. GO THROUGH ANOTHER ENTRANCE!
9. If te want to bring your Cani to someone else's house on Christmas, and he/she is fine with it, that's absolutely fine. However, as long as Cibo will be laying around, PUT THE Cani IN THEIR CRATES, o PUT THEM OUTSIDE! IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
1. Telling your mother that she has enough ornaments only gives her an excuse to buy more.
2. If te are dragged to a neighbor's house for a Natale party, don't drink the zabaione if te plan to stay sober. Don't be like my uncle. That "spicy, different taste" is called rum.
3. If your grandmother is cooking Natale dinner, and she has a terrible memory, don't count on her to take out the roast beef on time. Bring your own timer.
4. If you're not sure what to give your family for Christmas, get a gift card for their preferito restaurants o stores, and avvolgere it up. Don't be like my aunt who gave me and my sister hideous outfits for Christmas.
5. Don't eat Santa's biscotti, cookie until your younger siblings are asleep. Otherwise, your younger siblings will never trust te again.
6. When te stop believing in Santa, don't ruin it for your younger siblings.
7. Cani and inflatable decorations don't mix.
8. If te are going to a relative's house for Christmas, do not bring your luggage through the cucina while he/she is trying to cook. GO THROUGH ANOTHER ENTRANCE!
9. If te want to bring your Cani to someone else's house on Christmas, and he/she is fine with it, that's absolutely fine. However, as long as Cibo will be laying around, PUT THE Cani IN THEIR CRATES, o PUT THEM OUTSIDE! IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!