I really enjoy the Natale season. I Amore the Film that get played every year. I Amore the Natale Musica radio station. I Amore the lights. I Amore the snow. I Amore the togetherness. I Amore the Claymation. I Amore wrapping presents. I Amore unwrapping presents. I Amore making cards and presents for my Friends and my teachers. I Amore going to the mall and finding the perfect gift. I Amore going shopping with my friends. I Amore the classroom Natale parties that are against school rules. I Amore going to Petsmart with my mom to get calza, maglia rasata stuffers for my cats. I Amore waking up early on Natale morning and being too excited to go back to sleep because te know how much everyone is going to Amore their gifts. I Amore not eating breakfast and going straight to the caramelle in my stocking. I Amore Leggere the book my sister got me right away. I Amore watching my Gatti play in the discarded wrapping part.
However, I do not Amore Jesus. I don't hate Jesus. I am not a Christian and I have never met him so I have no reason to Amore him. I feel it is disrespectful to Christians for me to celebrate part of the holiday. This is why I have come up with Giftmas. Giftmas is Natale for non-Christians. Giftmas is Natale without church, the nativity, o Silent Night. Giftmas stands for Everything Natale has come to stand for, but minus the religious stuff. There is also no egg nog for Giftmas, because egg nog is gross. Gift activities include Giftmas caroling, knitting Weasly sweaters, decorating a synthetic (aluminum optional) Giftmas tree, watching Giftmas movies, eating Giftmas biscotti, cookie and pudding, dressing up your dog in a Giftmas sweater, going Giftmas shopping, getting drunk at the office Giftmas party, and spreading Giftmas cheer.
Celebrating Giftmas has opened the doors to celebrating many other religious holiday non-religiously. This anno I hope to celebrate Funuhkah, Leaster, and Feed.
However, I do not Amore Jesus. I don't hate Jesus. I am not a Christian and I have never met him so I have no reason to Amore him. I feel it is disrespectful to Christians for me to celebrate part of the holiday. This is why I have come up with Giftmas. Giftmas is Natale for non-Christians. Giftmas is Natale without church, the nativity, o Silent Night. Giftmas stands for Everything Natale has come to stand for, but minus the religious stuff. There is also no egg nog for Giftmas, because egg nog is gross. Gift activities include Giftmas caroling, knitting Weasly sweaters, decorating a synthetic (aluminum optional) Giftmas tree, watching Giftmas movies, eating Giftmas biscotti, cookie and pudding, dressing up your dog in a Giftmas sweater, going Giftmas shopping, getting drunk at the office Giftmas party, and spreading Giftmas cheer.
Celebrating Giftmas has opened the doors to celebrating many other religious holiday non-religiously. This anno I hope to celebrate Funuhkah, Leaster, and Feed.