Bart Bass: So. Your new step-brother told me about your problem at school. Frankly, I wasn't surprised dato your propensity for recklessness and adventure.
Serena furgone, van der Woodsen: I'm sorry?
Bart Bass: Don't tell your mother, but... I made a call.
Serena furgone, van der Woodsen: te did what?
Bart Bass: It was harder than usual. That new headmistress of yours is a new peice of work. I had to go over her head. Sorry I couldn't get the charges completely dropped, but, at least I got te minimal sentence.
Gossip Girl: One thing about being on the inside, once te get there te don't always get to choose where te stand... o sit.
Chuck Bass: [Chuck comes over, puts his hand on her knee but she tosses it away] I was just looking our for my family. The new furgone, van Der Woodsen-Bass biblioteca should be completed for Eric's graduation.
Bart Bass: I can see that Lily and I are going to have our hands full with the two of you.
Serena furgone, van der Woodsen: Okay. Will te excuse me? I need some air.

Chuck Bass: Blair doesn't even want you. She's been crystal about that since we got back.
Nate Archiblaid: Didn't seem that way when she kissed me at the pool.
Chuck Bass: She kissed you?
Nate Archiblaid: Well I kissed her, but... yup.
Chuck Bass: Was she like... into it? o was she più like...
Nate Archiblaid: Of course she was into it, man. What do te think?
Chuck Bass: Yeah I know, but, uh. te know Blair.
Nate Archiblaid: [suggestively] Yes. I. Do.

Chuck Bass: How glad are te to see our families merge, Sis?
Serena furgone, van der Woodsen: So glad that if te ever call me that again it'll be the last thign te ever say, Chuck.
Chuck Bass: I Amore it. Our first brother-sister squabble. Well I hope you're going to make yourself available for più missed childhood memories. Bathing together, for example.

Chuck Bass: What ever happened to don't speak until spoken to?
Dan Humphrey: I just saw te with that key, I know te had it at the party.
Chuck Bass: Poor little Humprey-Dumpty. Look, regardless of who you're currently sleeping with, te and I come from different worlds.

Vanessa Abrams: [after being bribed] You're sick.
Chuck Bass: [taking videotape] You're welcome.

Blair Waldorf: Enough with the blackmail. Aren't te bored already? I can't avoid Nate forever.
Chuck Bass: Excuse me.
[excuses the girl away from him that he was talking to]
Chuck Bass: I didn't say forever. Just until the sight of the two of te together doesn't turn my stomach.
Blair Waldorf: And when will that be?
Chuck Bass: Only time will tell I'm afraid, so unless te want dear Nathaniel to know how te Lost your virginity to me in the back of a moving vehicle I encourage patience and restraint.
Blair Waldorf: Isn't there someone else te can torture?
Chuck Bass: Probably but I choose you.

Chuck Bass: Why don't I turn that one piece into a no-piece.
Serena furgone, van der Woodsen: Find a floatie to talk to Chuck.
Chuck Bass: Ya know if my dad and your mom come back from South Africa tomorrow engaged we'll be brother and sister, and te know what they say the family that plays together stays together.
Serena furgone, van der Woodsen: Ah, incest the universal taboo. One of the only one's te haven't violated yet.
Chuck Bass: Well I'm game if te are.
[Serena starts to act like she's going to baciare him but instead knocks his drink out of his hand]

Blair Waldorf: [Chuck grabs Blair's arm] ciao let go of me Bass!
Chuck Bass: Drop your Archibald habit first.
Blair Waldorf: te know I already have.
Chuck Bass: Really? A baciare does sort of send the wrong signal, let's not waste time denying.
Blair Waldorf: te know what, I'm tired of this go ahead and tell him.
Chuck Bass: Really, te want me to tell him how te slept with me and faked your virginity for him.
Blair Waldorf: I'll just tell him your lying and who do te think he'll believe? te who bangs anything in his field of vision o me his pure and honest girlfriend of many years.
Chuck Bass: Oh now he'll believe me.
Blair Waldorf: Why?
Chuck Bass: I have proof.
[Vanessa had filmed them on camera]
Chuck Bass: Good eye docu-girl I'll take the tape now.
Blair Waldorf: te knew she was watching? This is my house that tape belongs to me.
Vanessa Abrams: Actually this is my footage and thanks to both of te I think I got a new angle on my subject.
Dan Humphrey: [Dan walks up] ciao Vanessa let's get out of here.
Chuck Bass: If te think I'm gonna let te walk out of here without that tape your crazy!
[he grabs Vanessa's arm agressively]
Vanessa Abrams: Let go of me!
Dan Humphrey: Hey! Last time I checked I still owe te a black eye so unless this is te coming to claim it, stay away from her.

"Gossip Girl: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate (#1.13)" (2008)
Blair Waldorf: Game over.
Chuck Bass: It's not over until I say it's over.
Blair Waldorf: Well, have fun playing with yourself then.

Chuck Bass: Let me be più succinct. te held a certain fascination... when te were beautiful, delicate, and untouched. Now... now you're like the Arabian my father used to own. Rode hard and put away wet. I don't want te anymore, and I can't see why anyone else would.

Blair Waldorf: Look, if te were going to tell Nate te would have done so in Monaco but te don't want him to hate te and te know he would. Game over.
Chuck Bass: Game's not over 'til I say it is.
Blair Waldorf: Then have fun playing with yourself.

Serena furgone, van der Woodsen: Hi, Chuck.
Chuck Bass: Please, call me brother.

Serena furgone, van der Woodsen: I need to talk to you.
Chuck Bass: About getting knocked up? I must say I'm a little disappointed te weren't più careful.

Nate Archibald: [Nate comes up to Chuck and throws him on the limo] Did te sleep with her huh? te son of a cagna I would've killed you!
Chuck Bass: Look can we talk about this without your hands around my neck?
Nate Archibald: Did te give it to her like te do those other girls?
Chuck Bass: Yes Nathaniel! I took what Blair kept throwing at te and te kept throwing back!
Nate Archibald: Oh for somehow te screwing Blair for sport is my fault?
Chuck Bass: It wasn't for sport. She needed someone and I was there.
Nate Archibald: Oh so te cared about her?
Chuck Bass: te guys had broken up.
Nate Archibald: For how long? A week? An hour?
Chuck Bass: Look I am sorry alright, I know how long te and I have been best friends, okay?
Nate Archibald: No it's not okay Chuck, from now on te just stay away from me.
Chuck Bass: Nate...
Nate Archibald: Did te hear what I said? te stay the hell away from me Chuck!
Chuck Bass: Show's over!

Blair Waldorf: You're all I have left.
Chuck Bass: Actually, te don't even have me.
Blair Waldorf: Enough.
Chuck Bass: I'll try to be più succinct. te held a certain fascination when te were beautiful, delicate and untouched. But now you're like... one of the Arabians my father used to own. Rode hard and put away wet. I don't want te anymore and I can't see why anyone else would.

"Gossip Girl: Seventeen Candles (#1.8)" (2007)
Chuck Bass: [to Blair] Something this beautiful deserves to be seen on someone worthy of its beauty.

Blair Waldorf: Do you... 'like' me?
Chuck Bass: Define like.
Blair Waldorf: te have got to be kidding me.
Chuck Bass: How do te think I feel? I can't sleep! I feel sick, like there's something in my stomach... fluttering.
[disgusted]
Blair Waldorf: Butterflies? Oh no, no, no, no no.
[horrified]

Chuck Bass: Something this beautiful deserves to be seen on someone worthy of its beauty.

Chuck Bass: Not as much as I enjoyed the memory of te purring in my ear which I have been replaying over and over...
Blair Waldorf: Well erase the tape!

Chuck Bass: Something this beautiful deserves to be seen on something worthy of its beauty... I really am sorry.

Blair Waldorf: Oh my God! Do te like me?
Chuck Bass: Define like...

Chuck Bass: Are te ready for your present?
[Blair grabs his hair and pulls]
Chuck Bass: Owww! If te wanted to play ROUGH all te had to do was ask!
Blair Waldorf: te nauseate me!
Chuck Bass: All this talk about how te have to be with Nate o the world will end. Face it, it's over!
Blair Waldorf: te sound like a jealous boyfriend
Chuck Bass: Yeah right! te wish!
Blair Waldorf: No. te wish!
Chuck Bass: Please te forget who you're talking to
Blair Waldorf: So do you. Do you... like me?
Chuck Bass: Define "like"?
Blair Waldorf: Ohh! Ahh! te have got to be kidding! I do not believe this
Chuck Bass: How do te think I feel! I haven't sleep, I feel sick; like there is something in my stomach... fluttering.
Blair Waldorf: Butterflies? Oh, no,no,no,no,no! No,no,no! This is not happening!
Chuck Bass: Believe me no one is più surprised o ashamed than I am.
Blair Waldorf: Chuck, te know that I adore all of God's creatures and the metaphors that they inspire, but those farfalle have got to be murdered!
Chuck Bass: Fine! It wasn't that great anyway.
Blair Waldorf: Thanks!