One night in October, Sector V (Numbuhs 2-5 and 7) and Numbuhs 8 and 1000 went to go see a horror movie. They saw September to Dismember. Kuki (a.k.a. Numbuh 3) brought her Snuggles Time arcobaleno Monkey. Just in case the movie was scary. Every anno Sector V does this. They go see a horror movie the night before Halloween. Walking out of the theater, Sector V and Numbuhs 8 and 1000 were chattering about the movie. Wally (Numbuh 4) and his cousin Kacey (Numbuh 7) were so excited after the movie.
"Remember the part where the dude with the hockey mask and Chainsaw ripped the head off the dude?"...

Wally and Kiki walked into the wait room. Kiki had about 6 arcobaleno Monkeys in hand. She handed one to Wally as a "Thanks-for-helping" gift. He gagged. She smacked him upside his head, causing her arcobaleno Monkeys to fall to the floor. She sighed and bent over to pick them all up.
"There te are!" Kacey called from down the hall. She was wearing a purple KND wrestling jersey and a pair of blue shorts. "Where were you?"
"At that arcobaleno Monkey place down the hill."
"AND te DIDN'T INVITE ME?!" Kuki roared, all upset. She crossed her arms and pouted. Kiki handed her a "Super Sugar High" monkey. She...

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Operation E.I.G.H.T.
Everyone
Is
Good-and
Happy
Till....
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As Kuki struggled, as Mai had turned the laser on. She screamed but everyone around her was laughing. The laser was getting closer to her every time. She turned her head, and then back again and noticed the laser getting più closer to her body. It inched a bit closer, and più closer, until it almost touched her left foot. She thought, this is it, I'm going to turn evil, and I'll never Amore him again. She closed her eyes as she thought, until she heard groans.
"Huh, te come at the wrong...

Even though Kacey had called "Battle Stations", nobody moved.
"YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHI-!"
Kacey quickly covered Kiki's mouth.
"You're NOT screwing this up again!," she angrily whispered, "Lemme see if I can talk this out."
She cleared her throat, and (as much as she hated it) smiled and sweetly asked: "Hi, Count! How are te on this beautifully Rainbow-Monkey-tastic day?"
He smiled, folded his hands, batted his eyelashes (LOL) and responded: "I'm just absolutely fantastically awesome!". He then frowned, glared at Wally and Kiki (who had nervous smiles on their faces, one hand behind their back, and...

For a minute, Kacey was just glaring at all the villains. They glared back at her, and to break the silence, David yelled “STARING CONTEST!” and stared into Raleigh’s eyes without blinking.
“Not. Happening.” Raleigh detto and walked away.
“Val..?” Kacey turned to the little girl who had a huge smile on her face. “Why is everyone here?”
“Well, silly,” Val said, “My daddy detto that the “Every Villain Is Lemons” (Spongebob reference FTW) club was out for coffee!”
“OMG NO WAYS.” Kacey detto sarcastically.
“You didn’t lemme finish.” Val rolled her eyes. “When...

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Cree:Easy..I brainwashed her!she works for me now cuz she's a

Numbah2:Let me guess a vampire?

Cree:No Technically she's a flingpire like a zanzara only not considered a monster.

Numbah5:Enough talk Cree...lets fight.

Cree:So little Abbey wants to hurry up and get it over with huh?Okay then hehe...(pulls out a-


TEENZ K.N.O.C.K.O.U.T)



Numbah2:But nobody's figured out how to power gasious tech yet!.


Cree:Exactly thats why I had to go to the future and get some..

Numbahs5 and 2:(gasp)

Cree:But let me tell te it wasn't easy I had to turn the entire sector M into flingpires to...

"OH MY GOSH!!!!" kuki was screaming repetitively she ran into the 'GIANT TV ROOM' where she found numbuhs 2,4,5,7 and megan and kiki watching Yipper except for kiki and megan who were fighting over the remote turning the thing on mute, full volume ,they had to have gotten 4 complaint phone calls from kaceys cell phone especially since they unknowingly were fighting over the radio remote rather than the one that mattered "GUYS!!!!" if kuki wants somthing shell get it one way o another mostly da yelling they were all rabbling saying 'sheesh' o 'man that girl has a voice' o something like that...

Abby did a facepalm. Kacey and Wally were playing "Rapid Racers" (since, unfortunatly, all of the games there are either rated "EC" o "E" and there was no way in H-E-double Pocky sticks they were playing "Rainbow Monkey's Perfect-est Picnic Ever") and were at each others throats. Kacey was in 2nd place and it was the last lap of the race. Wally was gloating about being in 1st place. Kacey got a wicked smile on her face and pressed the "B" button, causing her to speed ahead of Wally and come in 1st place. She jumped on superiore, in alto her chair.
"YES! YES! YES! YES! te LOSE!" she did a little dance....until...

"I wanna play 'Rainbow Monkeys'!" Mushi whined.
"I wanna go to the park!" Tommy cried.
"I want a balloon!" Val barked.
"Ah Bah Bah Bah Bah!" Joey babbled.
Kiki panicked a little. She never had been bombarded with complaints like that.
She fiddled with her fingers.
"Ok, guys. One at a time! Hmm....Mushi, Kuki won't let me touch her Monkeys without permission..."
Mushi threw herself on the floor and threw a tantrum. Val rolled her eyes; she could be a bit of a baby, but not THAT much of one.
"Tommy, It's too dark to go to the park..."
He crossed his arms and pouted.
"Val, Like I said, it's too dark to...

Everyone gasped.
"You mean he....?" Kuki started
"With the kids....?" Wally quivered
"And the 'SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!' and the 'BAD! BAD! BAD!'?" Kacey shuddered.
Kiki shook her head. "Worse! He....are te ready for this?"
Everyone hesistated, but nodded.
"....laughed."
Everyone's eyes grew to the size of cena plates.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!"
"You heard me!":


"He laughed! Not evilly, though...it was più of a HAPPY laugh. We were all shocked.
'You got me! te actually got me! For a bunch of misbehaving 5th graders, te guys are REALLY smart!'
We all hesitated, but laughed along with him. Then the happy 'you got...

"Ugh! Anymore Ice Cream and I'll explode. You'll have to hose me off the walls." Kacey said. Her wallet was empty. (Except for her biblioteca Card, Knott's Berry Farm Card, I.D. Card etc.) They had eaten tons of Ice Cream. Wally and Kuki had passed out a while ago, Megan and Kiki were on the edge of passing out, and Hoagie and Abby were still going strong. Kacey reached for Toby, but he had laid on his stomach covered in Vanilla Ice Cream. (He couldn't have anything with Chocolate, if te know anything about Dogs)
"Hey, we should... y'know.... go to sleep..." Kiki detto rolling onto the floor....

Wally, Kiki, and the newly "vampirafied" Valentina and Minerva emerged from the ferris wheel. All 4 were about to take to the skies when Kiki's KN-communicator went off. It was Numbuh 362.
"Where are te guys?! It's the Talent Show/Karaoke contest tonight, remember?! te guys are supposed to be performing tonight!"
Kiki smacked her forehead.
"CRAP! I forgot! When do we go on again?"
"5 minutes! te guys better get up here ASAP!"
"Ummmmm....sure! We'll be there soon." She hung up.
"Guys, forget about goin' and punishing kids. We've GOT to get to the Skyline. FAST."
Val spoke up, "Won't my daddy be...

"KACEY!" Wally screamed. "Where's my bag? I NEED MY BAG!" Kuki looked at Wally weird. Abby thought nothing of it. Wally kept reaching down for his bag that wasn't there.
Kacey tried her best to calm him down. "Wally! Calm down, maybe te didn't zi-"
"WHO CARES THAT I DIDN'T ZIP IT UP?" He yelled. "I NEED MY BAG!" The Clown came over. He had and angry look on his face.
"You children need to leave now!" The clown detto motioning them to get off. "The successivo kids are coming and I need te all to sposta along!" Wally freaked out and hid behind Kacey.
"Listen te fag, my cousin here Lost his back pack...

It was a happy giorno for all of the KND. Not because it was Numbuh 362's big birthday bash (that wasn't for another 3 months). Not because they had finally defeated the Delightful Children once and for all (not da a long shot). It was the giorno of the Cadets successivo Door graduation ceremony. Kacey (Numbuh 7) and Megan (Numbuh 1000) impaitently waited for the ceremony to avvolgere up. With great ceremonies comes a great after-party...well, that AND Megan felt she should apoligize to her little sister for embarassing her during her induction (When she was called up to the code module, Megan began cheering:...

Kacey and Kiki panicked as all of the little ones bawled. They tried everything; funny faces, begging, and even crying WITH them. Kacey snapped her fingers as the other 5 wailed. She reached into Joey's bag and pulled out a handful of binkies. She stuck one in every mouth, including Kiki's. Everyone immediatly calmed down.
Kiki took the binky out of her mouth.
"You DO know that's this is only a temporary fix, right?" she asked.
"Duh. Now, if memory serves me correctly, we've got exactly 3 minuti til Joey pulls it out of his mouth and tosses it at the nearest person. Quick, go grab some flashlights...

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwww!!!!!!" Kiki cried from the bathroom, still clutching her stomach. She had been winded pretty bad. Val came running in.
"What happened?" she asked.
"M-M-Mushi.....knee...to the gut...." she gasped.
The little Spank-u-lot gasped. Then clenched her fists and smiled evilly.
"Don't.....y-y-you..... dare!" Kiki gasped.
Val whined, "But Daddy gets to do it all the time! He barely lets me go after anybody!"
"I d-d-don't c-c-care! I'm in charge and I s-s-said-"
Val threw her cape over her head and disappered in a nube, nuvola of purple smoke....

While Kacey was being dato an offer she couldn't afford to refuse, all the other girls- well, MOST of the other girls- were fooling around with her stuff. Abby was listening to her iPod, and Kiki was asleep. Thankfully, they were smart enough to not bug her. Waking her up, as they learned early on, would be catastrophic.
"HIDE-AND-SEEK TIME!" Minerva called out. Val and Megan took off in a flash. As Minerva counted, Maddy and Kuki struggled to find a place to hide. She was nearing 20, so they dashed into Kacey's closet, and slammed the door shut. Minerva smiled. She knew exactly where the...

Once again Wally was stuck in class. While the kids were at recess, Mrs. Wann graded the papers. Wally got a -7.
"How would I get a -7?" Wally had asked.
"Because te doodled instead of doing the work." Mrs. Wann had told him.
So, here he was sitting in his desk. Instead of doing the group activity in Writing, he was counting dots on the ceiling. Every 26 dots he would re- count a dot and then think: "Oh! Didn't I count that one already?" and would lose count, and had to start over again.
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The last campana, bell of the giorno rang.
Kacey...

Wally slouched in his desk. Boooooring. Math had to be the worst class in the 5th grade. Mrs. Wann was his math teacher. And his homeroom teacher. They had Math every giorno before lunch. That's why Wally looked inoltrare, avanti to lunch every day. To get outta Math. Kuki sat successivo to him. She was having a hard time with the 5 problems they were assigned to do. Wally hadn't even done a single problem. He knew they were just gonna check over the risposte anyway. Why bother? Hoagie and Abby had finished awhile ago. Wally decided to doodle. It came close to 11:15. Lunch time. Kacey was lucky. She had lunch...

Abby came to about an hour-and-a half later. She tried to yawn and stretch but couldn't. Her legs and hands were being held down da little braces.
Wally, Kuki, Megan and Val were screaming and gnashing their teeth. Maddy, Minerva, and Hoagie were shaking. A sinister voice filled the air.
"You see, te naughty little childrens, THIS is why you're NOT supposed to enter a lab without asking. Consider this your punishment!"
Abby sighed.
"Not again...Listen, Fangface! Numbuh 5 has HAD it with te constantly-"
She stopped when she laid eyes on the face that the voice belonged to. His face was purple...