You know you're a Craig Ferguson fan when...


☠ te know what RSA stands for.

☠ You're in the RSA.

☠ te joined Twitter so that te can follow Craig and be an RSA skeleton.

☠ te have flooded Craig's Twitter& email with your questions, hoping one will get picked.

☠ te spent ages coming up with domande to ask Craig, then realise that they're too lame to be picked out but send them to him anyway.

☠ te have experienced fergasm before.

☠ te were on nube, nuvola 9 (or higher) when you're email/tweet got read on the mostra for the first time.

☠ te have kissed (or done something else to...)...