On 8 January, Jimmy Kimmel took his late-night Televisione talk mostra on ABC to 11:35PM, a whole 25 minuti before the time slot during which he had made his Bones for almost ten years beforehand. The walk-up to the sposta provided a whirlwind press tour for the comedian-turned-host that saw him lob bombs at ghiandaia, jay Leno, reiterate his undying Amore for David Letterman and, of course, land him the cover of 2013’s first Rolling Stone. And it was in that particular publication where the following passage was first written:

“Even though the Live! broadcast will not end as (Jimmy) Fallon’s Late Night...