Zalgo: finally, my giorno off...
SL: SIRRRRRR!
Zalgo: WHAT?
SL: the grunts are having a fight again
Zalgo: then go take care of it
SL: how can I when te only addressed only half of them of my rank!
Zalgo: its my giorno off
SL: its your kingdom!
Zalgo: its still my giorno off!
SL: ._.
Zalgo: ._.
SL :c
Zalgo: :c
SL: :P
Zalgo: :P
SL: :l
Zalgo: :l
SL: :[
Zalgo: :[
SL: :B
Zalgo: :B
SL: thats it, im going to play on my DiPod
Zalgo: finally...
Grunt: SIRRRRRR!
Zalgo: shi*
SL: SIRRRRRR!
Zalgo: WHAT?
SL: the grunts are having a fight again
Zalgo: then go take care of it
SL: how can I when te only addressed only half of them of my rank!
Zalgo: its my giorno off
SL: its your kingdom!
Zalgo: its still my giorno off!
SL: ._.
Zalgo: ._.
SL :c
Zalgo: :c
SL: :P
Zalgo: :P
SL: :l
Zalgo: :l
SL: :[
Zalgo: :[
SL: :B
Zalgo: :B
SL: thats it, im going to play on my DiPod
Zalgo: finally...
Grunt: SIRRRRRR!
Zalgo: shi*
Porter: ciao guys *hanging from foot on tree*
Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?
Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, ciao HOW DID te NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!
Porter: well te were to busy chasing sonic te didn't listen to me when I detto I was blind
Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face
Porter: te don't have a face?
Slender: shi*
ToTheArk: where are we going to live?
Jeff: well...
Slender: no!
Jeff: he owes us!
Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!
Jeff: do we have any other options?
Slender: fine...
Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?
Slender: I will tell te later *unties rope*
Porter: *flop* ow...
Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?
Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, ciao HOW DID te NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!
Porter: well te were to busy chasing sonic te didn't listen to me when I detto I was blind
Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face
Porter: te don't have a face?
Slender: shi*
ToTheArk: where are we going to live?
Jeff: well...
Slender: no!
Jeff: he owes us!
Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!
Jeff: do we have any other options?
Slender: fine...
Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?
Slender: I will tell te later *unties rope*
Porter: *flop* ow...
cRYPT: Boots! Trevor! Caller!
Trevor: yes?
Caller: yes?
Boots: ... (yes?)
cRYPT: I have a task for you...
Trevor and Caller: what is it?
Boots: ... (like te can't do it)
cRYPT: I want te to take down the other Proxys
Trevor: but Zalgo says-
cRYPT: i d0NT cAR3 wHAT zALLG0 sAYS? i wANT sL3ND3R t0 sUFF3R?
Boots: ... (dam*it, he is going cryptic again)
Caller: we are on it sir!
All: *all leave*
cRYPT: Jane!
Jane: yes?
cRYPT: take down RED... we are having war on both sides...
Jane: bu-
cRYPT: g0?
Jane: yes sir! *teleports*
cRYPT: *sigh*
Trevor: yes?
Caller: yes?
Boots: ... (yes?)
cRYPT: I have a task for you...
Trevor and Caller: what is it?
Boots: ... (like te can't do it)
cRYPT: I want te to take down the other Proxys
Trevor: but Zalgo says-
cRYPT: i d0NT cAR3 wHAT zALLG0 sAYS? i wANT sL3ND3R t0 sUFF3R?
Boots: ... (dam*it, he is going cryptic again)
Caller: we are on it sir!
All: *all leave*
cRYPT: Jane!
Jane: yes?
cRYPT: take down RED... we are having war on both sides...
Jane: bu-
cRYPT: g0?
Jane: yes sir! *teleports*
cRYPT: *sigh*
Slender: LUCIUS! JEFFRY!
Both: *run in* yes?
Slender: we ran out of milk
Both: ._.
*intermission*
Lucius: ok... we got Slenderman the latte and te a toy
Jeff: yay!
Lucius: but due to me being broke we can't afford to even get on a bus
Jeff: aww
*crash*
Lucius: huh? who's there?!
Johnny: HAIL LUMAR! *charges at lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the right*
*flop*
Johnny: *stands up* oww... I shall kill te Zalgo demons!
Lucius: we don't work for Zalgo buddy
Johnny: LIES! *charges at Lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the left*
*flop*
Johnny: dam*it!
Both: *run in* yes?
Slender: we ran out of milk
Both: ._.
*intermission*
Lucius: ok... we got Slenderman the latte and te a toy
Jeff: yay!
Lucius: but due to me being broke we can't afford to even get on a bus
Jeff: aww
*crash*
Lucius: huh? who's there?!
Johnny: HAIL LUMAR! *charges at lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the right*
*flop*
Johnny: *stands up* oww... I shall kill te Zalgo demons!
Lucius: we don't work for Zalgo buddy
Johnny: LIES! *charges at Lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the left*
*flop*
Johnny: dam*it!
Slender: ciao can te tell me the plan again?
Lucius: aren't te the one that created it?
Slender: so is that a yes?
Lucius: why do te want a run through anyway?
Slender: I forgot?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Jeff bonked me on the head?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Zalgo wiped my memory?
Lucius: ...
Slender: I have amnesia?
Bro: he doesn't *walks away*
Lucius: te are fooling no one Targeter
???: no
Lucius: what?
Dolan: is actually Dolan
Lucius: da faq?
Dolan: bit*h pls
Lucius: aren't te the one that created it?
Slender: so is that a yes?
Lucius: why do te want a run through anyway?
Slender: I forgot?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Jeff bonked me on the head?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Zalgo wiped my memory?
Lucius: ...
Slender: I have amnesia?
Bro: he doesn't *walks away*
Lucius: te are fooling no one Targeter
???: no
Lucius: what?
Dolan: is actually Dolan
Lucius: da faq?
Dolan: bit*h pls
*ding dong*
EJ: ugh... I'll be right back *poof*
*opens door*
EJ: hello good sir! how may I help you?
Henry: hi, my name is Henry... im here to talk abou-
EJ: no *slams door*
Slender: what was that about?
EJ: Laughing Jack went out side and someone saw him
Slender: wow
EJ: yep
Lucius: that idiot
EJ: well... I'll go get jack
Lucius: and don't come back!
All: ...
Me: sorry, my creative Scrivere kinda ran out today...
Lucius: te better be!
Jeff: I thought it was funny...
Lucius: oh hey! I forgot te were here...
EJ: ugh... I'll be right back *poof*
*opens door*
EJ: hello good sir! how may I help you?
Henry: hi, my name is Henry... im here to talk abou-
EJ: no *slams door*
Slender: what was that about?
EJ: Laughing Jack went out side and someone saw him
Slender: wow
EJ: yep
Lucius: that idiot
EJ: well... I'll go get jack
Lucius: and don't come back!
All: ...
Me: sorry, my creative Scrivere kinda ran out today...
Lucius: te better be!
Jeff: I thought it was funny...
Lucius: oh hey! I forgot te were here...
Lucius: so... te live here alone with the other Jack?
EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided da SCP corp.
Lucius: cool
EJ: hey, where is masky?
Slender: he had a cuore attack
EJ: well... where is he?
Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk
*meanwhile*
49: I will cure you
ToTheArk: te know he is passed out and he can't hear te right?
49: oh... pass me the the medkit
173: ...
49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!
173: ...
49: its like i'm talking to a statue...
EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided da SCP corp.
Lucius: cool
EJ: hey, where is masky?
Slender: he had a cuore attack
EJ: well... where is he?
Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk
*meanwhile*
49: I will cure you
ToTheArk: te know he is passed out and he can't hear te right?
49: oh... pass me the the medkit
173: ...
49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!
173: ...
49: its like i'm talking to a statue...
Zalgo: so... what happened?
Observer: He went kamikaze on my as*
SL: like a true wimp
Observer: says the guy that hides in the shadows for a living
SL: oh shut-up!
All: ...
Observer: so... whats up with the whole "when the world ends he lets out sigh" thing?
SL: I bet
Zalgo: its just a thing I created to scare slender
Observer: oh
Zalgo: honestly, if the world ended I would be dancing
SL: ciao it's your turn!
Lucius: i'm sorry, but i'm still trying to figure out how I got here
Slender: ZALGO!
Zalgo: hello old friend! how are the kids?
Slender: What the hell Zalgo!
Zalgo: what? I wanted to know who he was!
Slender: no te did not!
Zalgo: ok te caught me, I wanted him for my army...
Slender: this is the shi* that makes m-
Zalgo: on my defense I did tell Shadow to tell te after he got the info
Slender: thats it... THE TREATY IS BROKEN!
Zalgo: WHAT?
Slender: te back-stab and spy all the time!
Zalgo: do te realize what te are saying?
Slender: yes
Zalgo: *sigh* well then... shall we meet again?
Slender: not likely
*both teleport*
Zalgo: Observer, the treaty is broken... te know what to do
Observer: finally...
Zalgo: hello old friend! how are the kids?
Slender: What the hell Zalgo!
Zalgo: what? I wanted to know who he was!
Slender: no te did not!
Zalgo: ok te caught me, I wanted him for my army...
Slender: this is the shi* that makes m-
Zalgo: on my defense I did tell Shadow to tell te after he got the info
Slender: thats it... THE TREATY IS BROKEN!
Zalgo: WHAT?
Slender: te back-stab and spy all the time!
Zalgo: do te realize what te are saying?
Slender: yes
Zalgo: *sigh* well then... shall we meet again?
Slender: not likely
*both teleport*
Zalgo: Observer, the treaty is broken... te know what to do
Observer: finally...
Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley!
All [singing]: way hey, bully alley!
Kage and Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley
All [singing]: bully down in shinbone al!
Henry: what should we do? Slender and his Friends are separated, and Zalgo and cRYPT are at war.
Vendetta: well... Johnny is working on bringing the proxys on the run to us... Once they are brought we will think of something...
Henry: until then?
Vendetta: we gather più members
Henry: yes sir
Vendetta: we get the pirate next
Henry: I can't go da myself sir... He is unstable
Vendetta: I will send Alex with you
Alex: what?
Vendetta: te two leave tomorrow
Henry: yes sir
Alex: what!?
All [singing]: way hey, bully alley!
Kage and Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley
All [singing]: bully down in shinbone al!
Henry: what should we do? Slender and his Friends are separated, and Zalgo and cRYPT are at war.
Vendetta: well... Johnny is working on bringing the proxys on the run to us... Once they are brought we will think of something...
Henry: until then?
Vendetta: we gather più members
Henry: yes sir
Vendetta: we get the pirate next
Henry: I can't go da myself sir... He is unstable
Vendetta: I will send Alex with you
Alex: what?
Vendetta: te two leave tomorrow
Henry: yes sir
Alex: what!?
I am Kozmotis, bringer of news, ones that have been long awaited for this fandom.
I pubblica this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please orso with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch te if they think te know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.
I pubblica this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please orso with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch te if they think te know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.
*Screaming*
Jean: tonight we feast on the innocent my lupo friends! *howls*
Wolfs: *howls*
Henry: I thought te would be dead da now
Jean: I don't age since I'm not a puny human like you...
Henry: I think I would know since of your... large meal
Jean: what do te want?
Henry: we would like your brute strength to unisciti us again
Jean: why should I?! what makes te think I would unisciti again?!
Henry: they broke the treaty
Jean: what? let us feed on the souls of demons!
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Jean: tonight we feast on the innocent my lupo friends! *howls*
Wolfs: *howls*
Henry: I thought te would be dead da now
Jean: I don't age since I'm not a puny human like you...
Henry: I think I would know since of your... large meal
Jean: what do te want?
Henry: we would like your brute strength to unisciti us again
Jean: why should I?! what makes te think I would unisciti again?!
Henry: they broke the treaty
Jean: what? let us feed on the souls of demons!
Henry: welcome back
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