Creepypasta Article: Lucius: Jeff rip offs.EXE

posted by FrostyBlazer

Me: hi guys im home!

Jeff rip offs: hi!

Jeff: *mph*

Me: what the hell is going on?!

Jeef: Jeff killed my brother

Jef: i have RED eyes

Jeffy: I have two knifes!

Jake: Im his step-brother!

Lucius: *drops cigarette*

*10 minuets later*

Me: did te have to burn my house!?

Lucius: yes

Jeff: what the hell was that?

Lucius: your fan-base

Jeff: im screwed

Me: were the hell am I supposed to live!

Lucius: hey, just walk it off...

Me: I hate te guys so much...

Windwakerguy430 This was hilarious

FrostyBlazer yesh!

StolenPride XD

Devil resedence part 3

posted by yamishadow2001

I saw her behind me I ran away as jumped out off the swing and ran away as far as I could,but she appeared infront of me I thought I was dead but then a guy wearing a mask and a white cloack appeared and told me to get lord death amd then he opened a portal and pushed me on it I arrived therr fast and ran to the academy and warned lord death when he heard this he took me to a room and told me to learn two techniques.
I came out of the room after 45 minuti and told him Im ready and I summoned two glowing swords oro swords and teleported myself back to the forest and saw the man still fighting...

Lucius Chapter 5, Part 2.5

posted by FrostyBlazer

cRYPT: Boots! Trevor! Caller!

Trevor: yes?

Caller: yes?

Boots: ... (yes?)

cRYPT: I have a task for you...

Trevor and Caller: what is it?

Boots: ... (like te can't do it)

cRYPT: I want te to take down the other Proxys

Trevor: but Zalgo says-

cRYPT: i d0NT cAR3 wHAT zALLG0 sAYS? i wANT sL3ND3R t0 sUFF3R?

Boots: ... (dam*it, he is going cryptic again)

Caller: we are on it sir!

All: *all leave*

cRYPT: Jane!

Jane: yes?

cRYPT: take down RED... we are having war on both sides...

Jane: bu-

cRYPT: g0?

Jane: yes sir! *teleports*

cRYPT: *sigh*

Lucius Chapter 4, Part 1

posted by FrostyBlazer

Slender: LUCIUS! JEFFRY!

Both: *run in* yes?

Slender: we ran out of milk

Both: ._.

*intermission*

Lucius: ok... we got Slenderman the latte and te a toy

Jeff: yay!

Lucius: but due to me being broke we can't afford to even get on a bus

Jeff: aww

*crash*

Lucius: huh? who's there?!

Johnny: HAIL LUMAR! *charges at lucius*

Lucius: *steps to the right*

*flop*

Johnny: *stands up* oww... I shall kill te Zalgo demons!

Lucius: we don't work for Zalgo buddy

Johnny: LIES! *charges at Lucius*

Lucius: *steps to the left*

*flop*

Johnny: dam*it!

Lucius: The Who

posted by FrostyBlazer

Slender: ciao can te tell me the plan again?

Lucius: aren't te the one that created it?

Slender: so is that a yes?

Lucius: why do te want a run through anyway?

Slender: I forgot?

Lucius: ...

Slender: Jeff bonked me on the head?

Lucius: ...

Slender: Zalgo wiped my memory?

Lucius: ...

Slender: I have amnesia?

Bro: he doesn't *walks away*

Lucius: te are fooling no one Targeter

???: no

Lucius: what?

Dolan: is actually Dolan

Lucius: da faq?

Dolan: bit*h pls

Lucius Chapter 3, Part 3

posted by FrostyBlazer

*ding dong*

EJ: ugh... I'll be right back *poof*

*opens door*

EJ: hello good sir! how may I help you?

Henry: hi, my name is Henry... im here to talk abou-

EJ: no *slams door*

Slender: what was that about?

EJ: Laughing Jack went out side and someone saw him

Slender: wow

EJ: yep

Lucius: that idiot

EJ: well... I'll go get jack

Lucius: and don't come back!

All: ...

Me: sorry, my creative Scrivere kinda ran out today...

Lucius: te better be!

Jeff: I thought it was funny...

Lucius: oh hey! I forgot te were here...

Lucius Chapter 3, Part 2

posted by FrostyBlazer

Lucius: so... te live here alone with the other Jack?

EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided da SCP corp.

Lucius: cool

EJ: hey, where is masky?

Slender: he had a cuore attack

EJ: well... where is he?

Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk

*meanwhile*

49: I will cure you

ToTheArk: te know he is passed out and he can't hear te right?

49: oh... pass me the the medkit

173: ...

49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!

173: ...

49: its like i'm talking to a statue...

Lucius: what the villains do during their free-time

posted by FrostyBlazer

Observer: I fold

Zalgo: so... what happened?

Observer: He went kamikaze on my as*

SL: like a true wimp

Observer: says the guy that hides in the shadows for a living

SL: oh shut-up!

All: ...

Observer: so... whats up with the whole "when the world ends he lets out sigh" thing?

SL: I bet

Zalgo: its just a thing I created to scare slender

Observer: oh

Zalgo: honestly, if the world ended I would be dancing

SL: ciao it's your turn!

Lucius: i'm sorry, but i'm still trying to figure out how I got here

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Jeff the Killer

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Toby

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Lucius: Meahwhile at the SOK base

posted by FrostyBlazer

Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley!

All [singing]: way hey, bully alley!

Kage and Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley

All [singing]: bully down in shinbone al!

Henry: what should we do? Slender and his Friends are separated, and Zalgo and cRYPT are at war.

Vendetta: well... Johnny is working on bringing the proxys on the run to us... Once they are brought we will think of something...

Henry: until then?

Vendetta: we gather più members

Henry: yes sir

Vendetta: we get the pirate next

Henry: I can't go da myself sir... He is unstable

Vendetta: I will send Alex with you

Alex: what?

Vendetta: te two leave tomorrow

Henry: yes sir

Alex: what!?

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BEN Drowned

added by DisneyPrince88

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Bloody Painter

added by DisneyPrince88

They are watching

posted by Kazmotis

I am Kozmotis, bringer of news, ones that have been long awaited for this fandom.

I pubblica this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please orso with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.

So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch te if they think te know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.

The Russian Sleep Expirement

posted by Sonicfan67

Russian researchers in the late 1940s kept five people awake for fifteen days using an experimental gas based stimulant. They were kept in a sealed environment to carefully monitor their oxygen intake so the gas didn't kill them, since it was toxic in high concentrations. This was before closed circuit cameras so they had only microphones and 5 inch thick glass porthole sized windows into the chamber to monitor them. The chamber was stocked with books, cots to sleep on but no bedding, running water and toilet, and enough dried Cibo to last all five for over a month.

The test subjects were political...

SOK Member: Jean Grenier

posted by FrostyBlazer

*Screaming*

Jean: tonight we feast on the innocent my lupo friends! *howls*

Wolfs: *howls*

Henry: I thought te would be dead da now

Jean: I don't age since I'm not a puny human like you...

Henry: I think I would know since of your... large meal

Jean: what do te want?

Henry: we would like your brute strength to unisciti us again

Jean: why should I?! what makes te think I would unisciti again?!

Henry: they broke the treaty

Jean: what? let us feed on the souls of demons!

Henry: welcome back

Society of Killers

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Jeff the killer

added by worldblack555

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Ticci-toby

added by Mikkany

EJ Plushy 5

added by zutaradragon

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"Echoes and Pings" Creepy pasta

posted by BlondLionEzel

giorno #0

We had no idea what was coming to our quiet California town. It was something no one would no about. I live with a humongous amount of guilt after what has happened. I was a volunteer working with a small science museum, and I helped bring the end of my town.

Day #1

When bats started to appear in the bat-boxes that people put near the highway bypass, the people were ecstatic, especially the children who put up the bat-boxes. A group of teen volunteers had helped build the bat-boxes and do all the dangerous things the young kids couldn't do. All sorts of bats, from Pallid Bats to Big Brown...

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Plot Holes

posted by kittyluv57

The giorno I found my first hole was the giorno my best friend came back from the dead.

We were in high school and stupid. Jake was his name and we liked to go out to this old abandoned house in the woods after school to just screw around. We would do stupid teenage things. It was a pretty big place, to be honest. It was a two story house with a basement o three stories if te counted the small attic above it. The story is supposed to go that an old woman was building the house years and years fa in order to get away from the city life but, for some reason, she never finished it. She probably died....