Celene was a girl who often found herself Lost in thought. She Imagined herself flying away from her home where her dad would get drunk and beat her. She had long blonde hair and brown eyes just like her mother who passed away five years fa when she was ten. Her mother had also been a victim of her dads abuse. As Celene was walking to school one giorno she was so Lost in her mind that she didn't see the speeding car coming towards her as she crossed the street. All she heard was a loud screech and every thing went black. When a dim light lit up she saw a man with red skin and deep black eyes that would drown te soul if te looked to deeply in them. " Hello Celene " "Who who are you? ". " I am Lucifer and i am calling upon te to do my bidding, in return i will grant te powers and eternal life" " no this is wrong i can't i just can't" "Even if te get a chance to kill your father?" Celene was instantly filled with hatred for the man she feels is responsible for her mother's death. " i accept" " good very good, te must kill for me and with every kill te make te will gain a new ability your first ability will be wings as black as your fathers soul" " wha-" Celene's back instantly sprouted two black bird like wings. "Now i will send te back to the human world, after te kill your father te will meet your new teacher and my friend Slender man........
EJ: problem, how are we supposed to get there?
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello te have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need te to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: te and I both know te don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little più specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little più Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello te have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need te to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: te and I both know te don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little più specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little più Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
*2 weeks later*
Slender: breakfast is ready!
Johnny: awesome!... just because te don't trust me doesn't mean te have to stalk me...
Hoody: I'm not stalking you...
Johnny: bullshi*
Lucius: how the hell did te learn how to cook?
Slender: I had a daughter...
Lucius: cool
Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...
*swoosh*
Zalgo: ...
Lisa: ...
Zalgo: FUC-
*swoosh*
Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan
Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army o supporters of it
Johhny: and if te let me go I could get my guys to help you...
All but Lucius: NO!
Lucius: do we have a choice?
All but Lucius: NO...
Slender: breakfast is ready!
Johnny: awesome!... just because te don't trust me doesn't mean te have to stalk me...
Hoody: I'm not stalking you...
Johnny: bullshi*
Lucius: how the hell did te learn how to cook?
Slender: I had a daughter...
Lucius: cool
Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...
*swoosh*
Zalgo: ...
Lisa: ...
Zalgo: FUC-
*swoosh*
Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan
Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army o supporters of it
Johhny: and if te let me go I could get my guys to help you...
All but Lucius: NO!
Lucius: do we have a choice?
All but Lucius: NO...
????: hello my dear
???: *screaming*
???: te are a sick, sadistic, maniac!
????: to bad... I AM a killer now...
???: do te feel any guilt?
????: every single giorno I feel guilt... I killed my family, friends, and my first love!
???: but why did te kill them?
????: I was sick and tired of being the last guy that helps every one life's while mine gets miserable!... the wicked and the sinners had the good life... while what ever I did to help they laugh and think I'm the bad guy! so I decided, why be the little model student? be the guy that makes the problems instead of solving them!
???: te are crazy!
????: well thank te captain obvious!... now if te excuse me, I have to meet the devil! take care of the place for me... oh wait te can't, te are tied up! *sadistic laughing*
???: te are in better place Mr. snuggles...
???: *screaming*
???: te are a sick, sadistic, maniac!
????: to bad... I AM a killer now...
???: do te feel any guilt?
????: every single giorno I feel guilt... I killed my family, friends, and my first love!
???: but why did te kill them?
????: I was sick and tired of being the last guy that helps every one life's while mine gets miserable!... the wicked and the sinners had the good life... while what ever I did to help they laugh and think I'm the bad guy! so I decided, why be the little model student? be the guy that makes the problems instead of solving them!
???: te are crazy!
????: well thank te captain obvious!... now if te excuse me, I have to meet the devil! take care of the place for me... oh wait te can't, te are tied up! *sadistic laughing*
???: te are in better place Mr. snuggles...
Solonik: ok... its time to make my comeback
Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik
Solonik: what? how did te get in here?!
Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth
Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why te are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?
Henry: yes... WE would like te to rejoin, te are the weapons expert...
Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon
Henry: there will be none of that if te don't help!
Solonik: ...
Henry: fine then... *walks away*
Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik
Solonik: what? how did te get in here?!
Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth
Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why te are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?
Henry: yes... WE would like te to rejoin, te are the weapons expert...
Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon
Henry: there will be none of that if te don't help!
Solonik: ...
Henry: fine then... *walks away*
Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Guard: te have a visitor Lecter
Lecter: ...
Guard: te talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*
Lecter: hello Henry
Henry: hello Mr. Lecter
Lecter: so... what is your business here?
Henry: well... te are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...
Lecter: they broke the treaty?
Henry: exactly
Lecter: well then... may te open the door for me?
Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter
*opens door*
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Lecter: ...
Guard: te talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*
Lecter: hello Henry
Henry: hello Mr. Lecter
Lecter: so... what is your business here?
Henry: well... te are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...
Lecter: they broke the treaty?
Henry: exactly
Lecter: well then... may te open the door for me?
Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter
*opens door*
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
*meanwhile*
Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-
Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...
Henry: yes master... what is it?
Kagekao: gather the team...
Henry: yes sir!
*back to the story!*
Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?
Slender: I sent him to my brother
*TV mostra swoosh*
Splender: Toby, would te like some più tea?
Toby: yes!
Splender: Mr. Fluff, would te like some più tea?
Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!
Audience: *laughing*
* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *
Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-
Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...
Henry: yes master... what is it?
Kagekao: gather the team...
Henry: yes sir!
*back to the story!*
Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?
Slender: I sent him to my brother
*TV mostra swoosh*
Splender: Toby, would te like some più tea?
Toby: yes!
Splender: Mr. Fluff, would te like some più tea?
Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!
Audience: *laughing*
* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *
Zalgo: hmmmm...
Observer: hmmmm...
SL: hmmmm...
Lisa: hmmmm...
Targeter: hmmmm...
Pyris: hmmm...
BVRV: pika...
Zalgo: I got it!
All: what is it?
Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...
Observer: and?
Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...
Targeter: and?
Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!
Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?
Zalgo: ._.
All: ._.
Zalgo: fuc*
Observer: hmmmm...
SL: hmmmm...
Lisa: hmmmm...
Targeter: hmmmm...
Pyris: hmmm...
BVRV: pika...
Zalgo: I got it!
All: what is it?
Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...
Observer: and?
Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...
Targeter: and?
Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!
Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?
Zalgo: ._.
All: ._.
Zalgo: fuc*
Slender: Observer, te are in charge
Observer: yes sir...
Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*
*Ding Dong*
Masky: yes? *opens door*
???: contract for te sir
Masky: thanks seedy
SE: te are welcome masky
Masky: Who is your friend?
SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP
Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...
Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!
Lucius: *shoots tazer*
Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*
Lucius: I win
Observer: yes sir...
Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*
*Ding Dong*
Masky: yes? *opens door*
???: contract for te sir
Masky: thanks seedy
SE: te are welcome masky
Masky: Who is your friend?
SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP
Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...
Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!
Lucius: *shoots tazer*
Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*
Lucius: I win
???: Shadow Lurker... what the hell took te so long?
SL: I am greatly sorry, lord Zalgo... but I did get some info about the new proxy!
Zalgo: like?
SL: his name is Lucius and he has a smg...
Zalgo: and?
SL: thats all...
Zalgo: ._.
SL: sir?
Zalgo: ...
SL: ummmmmm...
Zalgo: THATS ALL
SL: im sorry sir! but Slenderman did tell me to say to meet him at the grave yard at 7:30
Zalgo: WHY te - wait, did te say slender wanted me to meet him at the grave yard?
SL: yeah?
Zalgo: take care of the Underworld for me!
*going through portal*
SL: wait what? don't te have to take care o-
Zalgo: sorry cant hear you, i'm going through a portal!
*portal closes*
SL: *sigh* time to play some League of Legends
SL: I am greatly sorry, lord Zalgo... but I did get some info about the new proxy!
Zalgo: like?
SL: his name is Lucius and he has a smg...
Zalgo: and?
SL: thats all...
Zalgo: ._.
SL: sir?
Zalgo: ...
SL: ummmmmm...
Zalgo: THATS ALL
SL: im sorry sir! but Slenderman did tell me to say to meet him at the grave yard at 7:30
Zalgo: WHY te - wait, did te say slender wanted me to meet him at the grave yard?
SL: yeah?
Zalgo: take care of the Underworld for me!
*going through portal*
SL: wait what? don't te have to take care o-
Zalgo: sorry cant hear you, i'm going through a portal!
*portal closes*
SL: *sigh* time to play some League of Legends
Porter: ciao guys *hanging from foot on tree*
Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?
Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, ciao HOW DID te NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!
Porter: well te were to busy chasing sonic te didn't listen to me when I detto I was blind
Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face
Porter: te don't have a face?
Slender: shi*
ToTheArk: where are we going to live?
Jeff: well...
Slender: no!
Jeff: he owes us!
Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!
Jeff: do we have any other options?
Slender: fine...
Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?
Slender: I will tell te later *unties rope*
Porter: *flop* ow...
Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?
Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, ciao HOW DID te NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!
Porter: well te were to busy chasing sonic te didn't listen to me when I detto I was blind
Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face
Porter: te don't have a face?
Slender: shi*
ToTheArk: where are we going to live?
Jeff: well...
Slender: no!
Jeff: he owes us!
Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!
Jeff: do we have any other options?
Slender: fine...
Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?
Slender: I will tell te later *unties rope*
Porter: *flop* ow...
cRYPT: Boots! Trevor! Caller!
Trevor: yes?
Caller: yes?
Boots: ... (yes?)
cRYPT: I have a task for you...
Trevor and Caller: what is it?
Boots: ... (like te can't do it)
cRYPT: I want te to take down the other Proxys
Trevor: but Zalgo says-
cRYPT: i d0NT cAR3 wHAT zALLG0 sAYS? i wANT sL3ND3R t0 sUFF3R?
Boots: ... (dam*it, he is going cryptic again)
Caller: we are on it sir!
All: *all leave*
cRYPT: Jane!
Jane: yes?
cRYPT: take down RED... we are having war on both sides...
Jane: bu-
cRYPT: g0?
Jane: yes sir! *teleports*
cRYPT: *sigh*
Trevor: yes?
Caller: yes?
Boots: ... (yes?)
cRYPT: I have a task for you...
Trevor and Caller: what is it?
Boots: ... (like te can't do it)
cRYPT: I want te to take down the other Proxys
Trevor: but Zalgo says-
cRYPT: i d0NT cAR3 wHAT zALLG0 sAYS? i wANT sL3ND3R t0 sUFF3R?
Boots: ... (dam*it, he is going cryptic again)
Caller: we are on it sir!
All: *all leave*
cRYPT: Jane!
Jane: yes?
cRYPT: take down RED... we are having war on both sides...
Jane: bu-
cRYPT: g0?
Jane: yes sir! *teleports*
cRYPT: *sigh*
Slender: LUCIUS! JEFFRY!
Both: *run in* yes?
Slender: we ran out of milk
Both: ._.
*intermission*
Lucius: ok... we got Slenderman the latte and te a toy
Jeff: yay!
Lucius: but due to me being broke we can't afford to even get on a bus
Jeff: aww
*crash*
Lucius: huh? who's there?!
Johnny: HAIL LUMAR! *charges at lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the right*
*flop*
Johnny: *stands up* oww... I shall kill te Zalgo demons!
Lucius: we don't work for Zalgo buddy
Johnny: LIES! *charges at Lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the left*
*flop*
Johnny: dam*it!
Both: *run in* yes?
Slender: we ran out of milk
Both: ._.
*intermission*
Lucius: ok... we got Slenderman the latte and te a toy
Jeff: yay!
Lucius: but due to me being broke we can't afford to even get on a bus
Jeff: aww
*crash*
Lucius: huh? who's there?!
Johnny: HAIL LUMAR! *charges at lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the right*
*flop*
Johnny: *stands up* oww... I shall kill te Zalgo demons!
Lucius: we don't work for Zalgo buddy
Johnny: LIES! *charges at Lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the left*
*flop*
Johnny: dam*it!