Would te like to see a world so unlike
Anything te have ever known before?
A realm where ghost stories woo fairy tales
And their offspring run amok
I offer free passage into this fascinating land
For those who accept this invitation.

Here te will find many incredible sights,
Experiences te will never find back home.
Werewolves who train in martial arts,
Catwomen who perform on stage and go to church.
Perhaps you'll meet the banana-loving yeti,
Or a zombie rocking out on electric guitar.
Maybe you'll even discover in a pyramid,
A sleeping robot as old as the dinosaurs.
All of this and più will be within...