1. te have a Bowie song set as your iphone ringtone.
2. te have him as your lock screen and home screen.
3. te go to Google, click immagini and type "Bowieporn" in the cerca box.
4. te imagine "the one" in your head constantly and he looks like an exact replica of David Bowie.
5. te really hate Morrissey and/or Elton John.
6. te can smell a poser a mile away...
7. Almost all the songs te know how to play on the chitarra are Bowie songs.
8. te dub January 8 as Bowie Appreciation Day.
9. te ship Dick Bagger.
10. watching the steamy Amore scene in The Fault in Our Stars with your friend te make a commento on how the Amore scene in The Man Who Fell To Earth is più steamier....
11. Your thoughts are Jareth and Sarah.....still a better Amore story than twilight....
12. te think The Hunger is a real vampire movie not that unacceptable Stephanie Meyers toro shit.
13. Everyone looks at a picture of Lady Gaga (the one with the lightning bolt drawn over her eye) and claims how "original" and "creative" she is. te laugh to yourself because te know David Bowie did it first.
14. te wasted a whole ora watching the SpongeBob special Atlantis SquarePantis just because David Bowie voiced the Lord royal Highness.
15. when your friend is talking shit about a girl in your class and te say to them "If te don't have anything nice to say, Come sit successivo to me,"
16. te hated bandslam but loved the David Bowie cameo at the end.
17. te get painfully turned on looking at "certain" pics of Bowie to the point where it's impossible to get turned off.
18. as soon as the announcement came out that David Bowie was going to release The successivo Day, te pre ordered it on iTunes.
19. Not only did te preorder the album on iTunes te also got a CD of the album.
20. You're not sick of me making più te know you're a David Bowie fan when...lists. ;)
2. te have him as your lock screen and home screen.
3. te go to Google, click immagini and type "Bowieporn" in the cerca box.
4. te imagine "the one" in your head constantly and he looks like an exact replica of David Bowie.
5. te really hate Morrissey and/or Elton John.
6. te can smell a poser a mile away...
7. Almost all the songs te know how to play on the chitarra are Bowie songs.
8. te dub January 8 as Bowie Appreciation Day.
9. te ship Dick Bagger.
10. watching the steamy Amore scene in The Fault in Our Stars with your friend te make a commento on how the Amore scene in The Man Who Fell To Earth is più steamier....
11. Your thoughts are Jareth and Sarah.....still a better Amore story than twilight....
12. te think The Hunger is a real vampire movie not that unacceptable Stephanie Meyers toro shit.
13. Everyone looks at a picture of Lady Gaga (the one with the lightning bolt drawn over her eye) and claims how "original" and "creative" she is. te laugh to yourself because te know David Bowie did it first.
14. te wasted a whole ora watching the SpongeBob special Atlantis SquarePantis just because David Bowie voiced the Lord royal Highness.
15. when your friend is talking shit about a girl in your class and te say to them "If te don't have anything nice to say, Come sit successivo to me,"
16. te hated bandslam but loved the David Bowie cameo at the end.
17. te get painfully turned on looking at "certain" pics of Bowie to the point where it's impossible to get turned off.
18. as soon as the announcement came out that David Bowie was going to release The successivo Day, te pre ordered it on iTunes.
19. Not only did te preorder the album on iTunes te also got a CD of the album.
20. You're not sick of me making più te know you're a David Bowie fan when...lists. ;)
