My Greatest Physics Adventure

Greetings, adventure fans. It is I, Bernard Bernouli, physics major and part-time world saver here to relate another one of my amazing adventures. With the aid of the Nurse Edna Memorial Video biblioteca and re-creations da my faithful staff (Hoagie and Laverne), we are presenting a hair-raising adventure tonight that I like to call giorno of the Tentacle, or, It's Never to Early to Stop Pollution: Let's Start Yesterday.

It all started at maniac Mansion, home of the crazy Edison Family. You'd think Dr. Fred would have learned his lesson about responsible scientific experimentation...

Ben says "Charge it!", or, Hoagie learns that AC/DC isn't just a band name

Now Hoagie was ready to rock and roll. He took the battery ingredients down to the lab to Red and Red made the battery, leaving it on a convenient shelf for Hoagie to steal.

But there was still the domanda of how to charge the battery. Since Red was unavailable ("Hey, dude, how do I get the succo, succo di frutta to this bogus battery I ripped from you?" seemed unlikely even to Hoagie), it finally occurred to Hoagie to check with the only other eighteenth century scientist he knew – Ben Franklin.

Hoagie realized that the aquilone was the...