Just a little filk to conclude villain month...that's what happen when the female villains meet in afterlife


[Ursula]
Up!

[Evil Queen]
Cheat!

[Lady Tremaine]
Rip!

[Anastasia]
Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)

[Maleficent]
Simple fools (Smoke puffs)

[Gothel]
Slit it!

[Facilier]
And now the 6 vain villainesses of the Disney Princess Film in their rendition of the cell block tango

[Ursula]
Up!

[Evil Queen]
Cheat!

[Lady Tremaine]
Rip!

[Anastasia]
Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)

[Maleficent]
Simple fools (smoke puffs)

[Gothel]
Slit it!

[Ursula]
Up!

[Evil Queen]
Cheat!

[JUNE]
Rip!

[Anastasia]
Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)

[Maleficent]
Simple fools (smoke puffs)

[Gothel]
Slit it!

[Ursula]
Up!

[Evil Queen]
Cheat!

[Lady Tremaine]
Rip!

[Anastasia]
Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)

[Maleficent]
Simple fools (smoke puffs)

[Gothel]
Slit it!

[Ursula]
Up!

[Evil Queen]
Cheat!

[Lady Tremaine]
Rip!

[Anastasia]
Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)

[Maleficent]
Simple fools (smoke puffs)

[Gothel]
Slit it!

[ALL]
They had it coming
They had it coming
They only had themselves to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it

[Maleficent]
I betcha te would have done the same!

[Ursula]
Up!

[Evil Queen]
Cheat!

[Lady Tremaine]
Rip!

[Anastasia]
Uh Uh (squeezing collana

[Maleficent]
Simple fools (smoke puffs)

[Gothel]
Slit it!

[Ursula (Spoken)]
te know how people
have these silly dreams
te can use as a bait? Like Ariel.
The princess who wanted to swim free
No, not free. UP!
So I waited for this one giorno
when she was really broken up,
looking for a bit of sympathy
and I send my minions
to tell her that I can help her to
go free. No, not free.
Up!. So, I detto to her,
I said, "It doesn’t cost much...
just your voice"
and she signed.
So she got her legs and all
she dreamed of for three days...
...and then she was MINE!

[GIRLS]
She had it coming
She had it coming
She only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard her
I betcha te would
Have done the same!

[Evil Queen (Spoken)]
I had married Snow White’s father
just about twelve years fa
before she became a beauty
and I send out my hunter right away.
So, they left the castello together.
He took her to the meadow, he came home, gave me what I asked for in a box.
And then I found out,
"Her heart" he told me?
Her heart, my ass. Not only
was she still alive
...oh, no, she had seven helpers.
a bunch of dwarves, te know. So that
night, I went in my dungeon, and I prepared
a very special apple.
te know, some girls just can't hold
their arsenic.

[Ursula, Evil Queen,Lady Tremaine, Gothel]
Hah! She had it coming
She had it coming
She was a fiore
In her prime
And so I used her
And I abused her
It was an instinct
But not a crime!

[Maleficent and Anastasia]
Up, cheat, rip, uh-uh
Simple fools, Slit it!

[Lady Tremaine (Spoken)]
Now, we’re standing in the hall
minding our own business,
on the way with to the royal ball,
and in storms Cinderella. So I cause
a jealous rage.
"Those are my pearls,"
Drizella said. She ripped them off
and Anastasia started screaming,
"And this is my sash"
And then they ripped her dress a little bit.
The dress of her mother a little bit to sheds.

[ALL]
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha te would have done the same!

[Anastasia (crying into a pillow)]
mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble…..

[Drizella (Spoken)]
Yeah, but did te do it?

[Anastasia]
UH UH, too lazy

[Maleficent]
I had terrified the kingdom 16 years
with my little curse
and my trusty raven,
found the princess for me.
Now, for the last part of
my plan, we I managed to trick
the three foolish fairies...prick, sleeping beauty,
back to the hut,
one surprise came after the other.
Well, after I got Phillip I visited him in the dungeon,
told him my plans,
teased him and
had a few laughs and
I felt very tired.
So I went to get some sleep.
I heard noise, opened the door
and there's Merryweather flying away
after using spell Number Seventeen-
the stone raven.

Well, I was in such a state of rage,
I completely Lost control. I didn’t hold back a thing.
Not much later,
when Phillip reached my trap of thorns
he had to confront the powers of HELL.

They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could te tell me that I was wrong?

[Maleficent]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[Maleficent]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[Maleficent]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
We took a fiore
[Maleficent]
All along
[GIRLS]
In its prime
[Maleficent]
I didn't do it
[GIRLS]
And then we used it
[Maleficent]
But if I'd done it
[GIRLS]
And we abused it
[Maleficent]
How could te tell me
[GIRLS]
It was an instinct
[Maleficent]
That I was wrong?
[GIRLS]
But not a crime!

[Gothel]
I loved teasing Rapunzel
più than I can possibly say.
She was a real artistic girl...
sensitive... a painter.
But
She was always trying
to educate herself.
She obsessed over those lights
wanting to see them close up
and on the way
she found Thugs,
Guards,
Maximus and Rider.
I guess te can say she rebelled
because of artistic differences.
She saw Flynn as her new dream
and I saw him dead.

[ALL]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
[Ursula, Evil Queen, Gothel]
They had it comin'
[Maleficent, Tremaine, Anastasia]
They had it comin'
[Ursula, Evil Queen, Gothel]
They had it comin'
[Maleficent, Tremaine, Anastasia]
They had it comin'
[Ursula, Evil Queen, Gothel]
They had it comin'
[Maleficent, Tremaine, Anastasia]
They had it comin'
[Ursula, Evil Queen, Gothel]
All along
[Maleficent, Tremaine, Anastasia]
All along
'Cause if we used them
'Cause if we used them And we abused them
And we abused them
[Ursula, Evil Queen, Gothel]
How could te tell us
[Maleficent, Tremaine, Anastasia]
How could te tell us That we were wrong?
That we were wrong?

They had it coming
They had it coming
They only had themselves to blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha te would have done the same!

[Ursula (Spoken)]
"It doesn’t cost much... just your voice"


[Evil Queen (spoken)]
Her heart, my ass.

[Tremaine (Spoken)]
To shreds!

[Anastasia (Spoken)]
mumbled whine

[Maleficent (Spoken)]
Number seventeen-the stone raven.

[Gothel (Spoken)]
Artistic differences.

[Ursula]
Up!

[Evil Queen]
Cheat!

[Tremaine]
Rip!

[Anastasia]
Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)

[Maleficent]
Simple fools (smoke puffs)

[Gothel]
Slit it!