Belle had always considered herself to be a patient person. She was always able to calm her father down when he was complaining about his latest invention being a failure. She generally hid her disdain towards the arrogant Gaston da being courteous and polite, no matter how rude he was acting. Children from the village generally looked to her to help them solve their disagreements with one and other. Yes, it was true that Belle had the gift of patience. But as she had been locked up da a beast and was now waiting on a spoiled princess all in one day, Belle realized that sometimes gifts need to be replaced with something più suitable.
    "Princess Pea!" Belle raised her voice. "Don't te think you're being a little selfish? Your boyfriend is out there with that monster and you're lying on a letto napping!"
    "What do te care?" pisello hated maidens with attitude. Excluding herself of course. "You're the one who told me the Beast is harmless."
    "But still, te ought to do something!"
    Suddenly, there was a knock at the bedroom door. pisello jumped up and answered it. In the doorway stood the large, angry creature, who was holding Conrad da the camicia collar. "Who are te people? You're not welcome here!" yelled the Beast.
    "Just give me my boyfriend back, te big ape," pisello rolled her eyes. "Look, I've had a long giorno and I'm not in the mood to deal with your immature crap."
    "But...I..." the Beast stuttered. At a loss for words, he roared viciously in Pea's face. "JUST GET OUT OF MY HOME! NOOOOOOOOOW!"
    "Okay, first of all, te are in desperate need of a Tic-Tac," pisello handed the Beast a mint. "Second, I'm not going anywhere, te big brute. If te kick us out, I guarantee we'll find the nearest village and tell them about you. successivo thing te know, they'll come here chanting 'KILL THE BEAST.' te don't want that now do you?" The Beast stood there, perplexed. "That's what I thought. Anyway, Conrad go mostra yourself to one of the nice guest bedrooms. We'll be staying here a while."
    The Beast was so confused that he dropped Conrad, who scurried to a guest room. pisello turned to the Beast, "If anybody needs me, I'm just down the hall, soaking in the tub." She skipped down the corridor.
    While Conrad and pisello spent the rest of the evening hooking up in their room, Belle explored the castle. When she admitted being hungry, a candlestick holder and a bunch of plates did a Broadway number for her. But then it occured to the beautiful heroine, she really wondered what the Beast was hiding in the forbidden West Wing...
    Just then, pisello and Conrad heard a scream. When pisello peeked out her bedroom door, she saw Belle throwing on her cape and fleeing down a flight of stairs.
    "Promise o no promise, I can't stay here another minute!" Belle cried as she exited the castle.
    Pea stormed over to the West Wing, ignoring a petulant little clock that tried to stop her. "What did te do this time?" pisello yelled at the Beast as she entered the West Wing.
    "Excuse me?" the Beast seemed offended but his eyes had a hint of grief in them.
    "You scared the shit out of that poor girl. Are te just a big, mean asshole all the time o something?" pisello scolded.
    "It doesn't matter anyhow," the Beast sighed. "It makes no difference. She'll always think of me as a monster."
    "Well if te keep acting like one, damn straight!" pisello yelled. "You need to get your act together and stop living up to that hideous thing te call a face. I talked to Belle. She's not some shallow bimbo. I bet te she could actually learn to be cool with te if te would stop being a big prick."
    "Really? te think so?" Beast's eyes lit up. "And what about you? You're beautiful on the outside...do te think te could ever see past my appearance too?"
    Pea laughed at the superiore, in alto of her lungs for about fifteen seconds. "Oh my God, te are hilarious. No, sorry, I'm not into the covered-in-hair look. It didn't work for my last boyfriend and it doesn't work for you. Anyway, what are te still doing here?"
    "Huh?"
    "Get your culo outside and apologize to Belle," pisello yelled. "And I would hurry since there is a pack of hungry Lupi outside the castello gates."
    With that, the Beast hurried out of the castle.

(End Of Part 20)