Narrator: Once upon a freekin time, there was a tall guy named Carl, and a little girl(that's her daughter) named Hella. They used 2 been happy 2gether doin alot of stuf, havin such great memories, talkin, playin, and laughin at other people injurin themselves on AFV. One day, the 2 of them were going 2 visit Carls new wife at her old,tall,wrinkly,ugly(AND EVIL!) house(shes Hella's stepmom), Along with her daughters Anabella and Denaji(but no one cares about them since they have no life).
Scene 2-Hospital(fast forwarding a few days).
It was a pity that Carl had gotten sick a few days later and died from it. And now Hella will B forced 2 stay with them 4 the rest of her life(until she met a guy, start going out, did sex, got married, did sex again, got kids, gotten old, and then died in peace(along with their children). But I doubt that will happen anytime soon).
Little Hella: *sobs* No daddy, Y did U have 2 go? *sobs some more* Y did U have 2 leave me wit these ugly sisters and their mom who is so old?!
Nurse: 1, their Ur stepsisters and Stella isnt old, she just doesnt put cream on properly and-
Little Hella: This is all UR fault! U couldnt save him on time and now hes dead and I have 2 live with-
Nurse: Hey, it wasnt our fault that some of these people were partying and drinking last night and they couldnt find a cure 4 him. No that many people can survive from a plague. How did he get one again?
Little Hella: I dont know.
Stella: Come on Bella, well B leavin then, theres nothing else they can do... *grabs her arm and drags her away*
Little Hella: NO! NEVER! I DONT AWAY GO WITH U, I WANNA LIVE, LIVE I TELL U! I WANT 2 LIVE!
*door closes then opens again*
Little Hella: LIVE!
Stella: SHUT UP!
* hits her with a rolling pin, which knocks her out momentarily and closes the door*
Nurse: Weird.
* Guy nurse walks in slowly and weirdly*
Guy nurse: Did I get called 2 th office yet?
Nurse: *Groans and slaps her hand on her head*
To B continued on part 2....
Almost everyone knows that Cenerentola is my preferito princess. I've dato my reasons for loving her many times before, but in this articolo I'll give a più detailled insight in why.
Cinderella is dreamy. I believe everybody, at some point of their lives, had a dream. A life without dreams is a sad one. Dreams brighten our giorno and give us something to believe in if life is suddenly unfair and cruel.
I admire Cenerentola so much for believing in her dreams that words cannot describe it.
Cinderella is strong. Many "feminists" (I'm talking about the ones whose visualizzazioni I don't agree with)...
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Cinderella is dreamy. I believe everybody, at some point of their lives, had a dream. A life without dreams is a sad one. Dreams brighten our giorno and give us something to believe in if life is suddenly unfair and cruel.
I admire Cenerentola so much for believing in her dreams that words cannot describe it.
Dreamy
Cinderella is strong. Many "feminists" (I'm talking about the ones whose visualizzazioni I don't agree with)...
This is my lista for preferiti order for these 10:
Snow White(1937), Cinderella(1950), Aurora(1959), Ariel(1989), Belle(1991), Jasmine(1992), Pocahontas(1995), Mulan(1998), Tiana(2009), and Rapunzel(2010).
Also, feel free to leave a commento if te disagree/agree with me o leave your preferito DP list! :)
10. Snow White
Snow White is kind to every person and creature she meets. She is also fair and beautiful above all the maidens in the land. animali and people alike share their Amore for this sweet princess.
9. Pocahontas
Pocahontas is brave, fearless, fun loving, and willing to stand up...
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Snow White(1937), Cinderella(1950), Aurora(1959), Ariel(1989), Belle(1991), Jasmine(1992), Pocahontas(1995), Mulan(1998), Tiana(2009), and Rapunzel(2010).
Also, feel free to leave a commento if te disagree/agree with me o leave your preferito DP list! :)
10. Snow White
Snow White is kind to every person and creature she meets. She is also fair and beautiful above all the maidens in the land. animali and people alike share their Amore for this sweet princess.
9. Pocahontas
Pocahontas is brave, fearless, fun loving, and willing to stand up...
Ladies of the Hour
I know using the phrase superiore, in alto ten doesn't make sense, because there's only ten but lets get on with it.
10.Aurora
The most feminine princess in the bunch but that really isn't saying much. Aurora is one of the più attractive, Barbie-esque, princesses which again isn't saying much, but the lista più o less based on personality and Aurora just doesn't cut it. Granted she didn't have much time for us to get to know her, the movie was mostly focused on the fairies. Let's just admit it Aurora really is just another pretty face, she's totally hot but that's about it.
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The Girly Girl
10.Aurora
The most feminine princess in the bunch but that really isn't saying much. Aurora is one of the più attractive, Barbie-esque, princesses which again isn't saying much, but the lista più o less based on personality and Aurora just doesn't cut it. Granted she didn't have much time for us to get to know her, the movie was mostly focused on the fairies. Let's just admit it Aurora really is just another pretty face, she's totally hot but that's about it.
The Bookworm...
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After seeing Tangled, I decided that I needed to update the ol' list. The last time I updated my lista was about 3 months ago. My lista has changed quite a bit since then. I've watched all of the Princess Film over the past week, and came up with a brand spankin' new list. To mix things up a bit, I've included my preferito scene from that Princess' movie. Hope te enjoy!
*Spoiler Alert* Skip over Rapunzel if te haven't seen Rapunzel - L'intreccio della torre yet!
10. Princess Aurora
Nothing has really changed my opinion about Aurora. She was #9 on my last...
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*Spoiler Alert* Skip over Rapunzel if te haven't seen Rapunzel - L'intreccio della torre yet!
10. Princess Aurora
"Oh, dear. Why do they still treat me like a child?"
Nothing has really changed my opinion about Aurora. She was #9 on my last...
Basically I'm going to address what people tend to think about the princesses, when it is indeed not true, o at least not entirely.
Snow White
Can't really say anything about Snow White. People are really dead on about her. She sweet, caring, joyful, old fashioned and kinda stupid. I wish I could defend her but I can't. All the negative stuff people say about Snow are completely true, as well as the positive. The only misconception I can come up with, is that everyone thinks she's happy all the time. But there's one scene where she's crying but she almost immediately bounces back. So,...
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Snow White
Can't really say anything about Snow White. People are really dead on about her. She sweet, caring, joyful, old fashioned and kinda stupid. I wish I could defend her but I can't. All the negative stuff people say about Snow are completely true, as well as the positive. The only misconception I can come up with, is that everyone thinks she's happy all the time. But there's one scene where she's crying but she almost immediately bounces back. So,...
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10. Mulan & Shang
This really shouldn't come to anybody's surprise. Throughout most of the film Shang believes that Mulan is actually a man. I don't doubt for one secondo that they don't Amore and respect each other, but we don't get to see any romance between them (not including the sequel). They never dance, never serenade each other with a romantic song.
"I like that Mulan's and Shang's Amore story starts with a friendship - not that we see much of the actual Amore story, but what's there...
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"True Amore begins when nothing is looked for in return." -Antoine de Saint-Exupery
This really shouldn't come to anybody's surprise. Throughout most of the film Shang believes that Mulan is actually a man. I don't doubt for one secondo that they don't Amore and respect each other, but we don't get to see any romance between them (not including the sequel). They never dance, never serenade each other with a romantic song.
"I like that Mulan's and Shang's Amore story starts with a friendship - not that we see much of the actual Amore story, but what's there...
I thought it would be good to see in which order are precedente hairstyles eliminated. I would specially like to thank to all people who were voting, because we had some issues, like rigging and that, so I have to redo half of this, but I hope that results are almost fair
40.Mulan’s soldier updo:
“It's not pretty, she looks like a guy which is kinda the point” (KataraLover)
This hairstyle was eliminated with 50% among 40 other hairstyles in the first round. No wonder, I mean, look at it
39. Ariel with hat:
“She looks like Icabod Crane” (founten)
Some people don't even remember...
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40.Mulan’s soldier updo:
“It's not pretty, she looks like a guy which is kinda the point” (KataraLover)
This hairstyle was eliminated with 50% among 40 other hairstyles in the first round. No wonder, I mean, look at it
39. Ariel with hat:
“She looks like Icabod Crane” (founten)
Some people don't even remember...
Mulan: "Hero" Mariah Carey
"Then a hero comes along
with the strength to carry on
And te cast your fears aside
Because te know te can survive
So when te feel like hope is gone,
Look inside te and be strong
Then te finally see the truth
That a hero lies in you"
Ariel: "A Place in this World" Taylor Swift
"I'm alone, on my own
And that's all I know
I'll be strong, I'll be wrong
Hey, but life goes on
Oh, I'm just a girl
trying to find a place in this world"
Snow White: "Perfect...
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Lyrics speak for themself
"Then a hero comes along
with the strength to carry on
And te cast your fears aside
Because te know te can survive
So when te feel like hope is gone,
Look inside te and be strong
Then te finally see the truth
That a hero lies in you"
Ariel: "A Place in this World" Taylor Swift
I chose this song for Ariel because how she feels how of place, and nobody is backing her up on it
"I'm alone, on my own
And that's all I know
I'll be strong, I'll be wrong
Hey, but life goes on
Oh, I'm just a girl
trying to find a place in this world"
Snow White: "Perfect...
