Principesse Disney Article: What bugs me about the Princesses

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posted by DreamyGal

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Yes, te read it correctly...I'm Scrivere what I DO NOT like about them...I thought it would be a refreshing change of pace from all the other articoli I have written in the past couple of months. These aren't in any particular order...I just numbered them chronologically. Here we go...

**if te are easily offended, te might want to stop Leggere right here...ok, no turning back now...

Snow White

Someday her puberty will come...

The voice....oh poor Snow White. I wish te would have hit puberty at some point during your movie so your voice wouldn't come across so irritating. Not like Jessica Rabbits voice da any means, but te get my drift. And te pretty much waltz into a strangers house, clean it, and rearrange everything without their approval; that takes balls.

Cinderella

So this? Is love? Hmm mmm??

This one is a tough one, with her being my preferito Princess and all. Oh Cinderella...it irritates the shit out of me that te put up with those three bitches. If it were me, I would have poisoned them LONG ago, and even though I am a huge animal lover I probably would've snuck some antifreeze in Lucifer's latte as well...evil damn cat. I don't blame te for up and marrying the Prince without even knowing him...sheesh...how else were te to escape that hell hole? But I just wish, for you, that he wasn't such a major douche bag.

Aurora

I know you...you lurked with me once upon a dream...

Oh Aurora...you are so irritatingly perfect! Don't worry about listening to your three "Aunts" about talking to strangers...puh...what do THEY know? They can't even cook o clean the cottage. So, just walk around the forest, Canto at the superiore, in alto of your lungs as if te are Canto in an opera house, and maybe, JUST maybe, and stranger lurking nearby will hear you, and te two can break into song and dance with each other.

Ariel

Up where they walk, up where they run, up where they stay all giorno in the sun with global warming...

When I hear the term "rebellious teenager" I immediately think of te Ariel. When someone tells te to go left, te go right. te want everything that te can't have...like legs. So te go behind your Fathers back, put your life on the line all for some BOY te only saw once? Thats just freaking nuts if te ask me...but, I am amaro and guarded from being hurt da guys, so this should not come as a shock. I just can't really relate to her and this decision. I believe in going after your dreams and achieving them, yes...but she didn't even know him! It is romantic in a way, but in real life it's just plain stupid and potentially dangerous...but it IS just a movie, so I'm going to calm down and take a xanax now.

Belle

I want adventure in the great wide somewhere...well, I think I do anyways...

Poor Belle...stuck in a small town with nothing to do....this I can relate to. I grew up in a town with one redlight. The biggest thing to happen there in the past 50 years was when they built a McDonalds. I got bored, and wanted adventure...so what did I do? I MOVED. Belle, if te are SO miserable and sick of a hot muscular stud focaccina, muffin following te around, WHAT is stopping te sweet pea? Just leave. I did it, and it was the best thing I ever did for myself! I didn't sit around and complain...I made a move!

Jasmine

Maybe I don't wanna be a Princess anymore....wait...I changed my mind!

I thought I felt bad for Belle, but oh my! gelsomino has it SO much worse than she does. Stuck in a luxorious palace with servants and valets, and like the coolest pet EVER. Poor little rich girl. At least gelsomino did something about her unhappiness...she ran away...but without any money. Not so smart. If it weren't for Aladdin she would have gotten her sweet little hand chopped off.

Pocahontas

I'm needed here...to stand on cliffs and look all serious.

How is it that Pocahontas it totally a badass, like jumping off of cliffs, and canoing down waterfalls, before meeting John Smith, and then all of a sudden she's so stiff and serious (haha I detto stiff). One look at Smithy and she goes all twitter-pated on us. WTF. It's like she Lost her entire identity...all because of a hard on. Figures.

Mulan

We'll help you, wash and dry, just so later te can dress up as a guy.

Who doesn't like a good cross-dressing heroine? It's hard to pin point anything bad about Mulan. The only thing that gets to me is the lack of passion and Amore between her and Shang. But to his defense, he thought she was a he...but even after he finds out the truth he just leaves her in the snow to die *coughJERKcough*. Wow...he must really Amore her. Even after she saves China, he still can't tell her how he feels...basically it's Shang that bothers me, not Mulan!

Tiana

I'm almost there...just have to work my culo off for the successivo ten years...

I'm all for girl power, but this chick needs a chill pill (or one of my xanax!). It bothers me that she is so freaking uptight. Having a dream and a goal is one thing...but having it consume your entire being? Nah ah. Thank God for Naveen...no, really...THANK te God...for giving us that sexy man! He helped her to relax and have some fun, and made all of us swoon over a damn cartoon. Seriously, we all need some therapy for having the hots for a cartoon character. Another thing that bugged me about her is her accent. I'm from the south, and I don't sound near that bad as she does. They over-did that just a bit.

Anyways, hope I didn't piss anyone off. I'll be looking out my window now for torches and pitchforks!

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firegirl1515 @princesslullaby: It's a natural heating period. Now, I'm not saying we're not speeding it up, or that we shouldn't care about the Earth, but this is basically the opposite of the ice age. It's happened before. In fact, people are worried about the sea levels rising, but the sea levels used to be higher in colonial times.

Straggy I lol'd so hard. I loved your Mulan caption and the "THANK YOU GOD" for Naveen.

DreamyGal I don't know where I stand on global warming...I was just trying to be a smart ass, lol...and kenzieiscool, I probably suond like a hick in reality...I'm just so used to the way people talk down here.

Duncan_Courtney Bwhahah, Loved the Pocahontas caption and the whole "THANK GOD FOR NAVEEN"

ppgbelle4 This is a very well done article! :) Great work. I agree with your reasons.

dinavidscuitee Language! besides that I liked it , just remember this, these are kids movies, rated G. they are not meant to be so utterly romantic. O and Eric is better than naveen.

deathchick9 DreamyGal you have NEVER seen an anime have you?

madisonsavanna This is awesome :D

hrrypttrfn328 This was great. I loved to see something other than praise for these women and girls. The only thing I wonder is Belle: how is she supposed to, in good conscience, leave her presumably widowed father who does not seem to know how to take care of himself? I would not be able to live with myself if I left a father who relied so heavily on me. It WAS a different world after all. Otherwise, I was very amused by this article :)

ponyboyjohnny i agree with your point about snow white a 100 % but there's other reasons i hate her also than what you mentioned

DreamyGal No, deathchick9...I haven't!

TigerRanma ^ Ooh

disneygirl11 You mean it's a BAD thing to have hots for a caroon character? Uh oh.... ;) Anyways, really great article. You must be really brave to have written this when so many people could've attacked you with pitchforks (it would Gaston and the town all over again!)

lepetitsouris just got across looking at this article. :) after about 5 hours of nothing to do and no internet, this totally cheered me up xD

princesslullaby @deathchick9...lol...I don't think she'd be able to take it.

DreamyGal ^ You're probably right, lol

TigerRanma Oh, the bishounens (pretty boys) of anime.

hindaa Maybe I don't wanna be a Princess anymore....wait...I changed my mind! LOL, ur article is soooo funny :D and i agree with u in EVERYTHING

monkeyfan123 you got every single princess right and i just hate them but hey you said it in a nicer way then i would have done

firegirl1515 ^^If you hate them, WHY ARE YOU HERE?! *facepalm*

Candy77019 lol this article brightened my day XD

KaitouSamurai2 Your article is hilarious! Lots of Lolz for my favorites and least favorites.

magicfairydust HAHAHAHAHA this articles made me laugh so much! loved it! xD up where they walk, up where they run, up where they stay all day in the sun...with global warming lmaoo!

ladyhadhafang Had to LOL at the "antifreeze in Lucifer's food" thing. In all seriousness, poor Cinderella. *Hugs her tightly* If I were in her position, I would have gone crazy a long time ago. She has the patience of a saint, I tell you. I can sort of relate to Tiana, though, considering I'm sort of a work/school-a-holic -- but yeah. Poor girl is so wound tight. Granted, she relaxes a bit (and still manages to land her restaurant! :D), and she did have some reason to be wound that tight, but still, damn! And yeah, Snow White did have some serious cahones in terms of cleaning the Dwarves' cottage. I know if I came home to find my house suddenly cleaned and a stranger sleeping in my bed, I think my first instinct would be calling 9-1-1. Although I'm guessing back when Snow White lived, that wasn't really a big deal. If anything, hospitality was kind of serious business -- as BEAUTY AND THE BEAST will testify.

tiagih oh i love this article it made laugh esp Cindy's part

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The Disney Princesses fan Relate to the Most

posted by dimitri_

Looking at these results, I can understand why some Princesses appeal to the general public more. A total of 18 users took part in this countdown and I averaged out the rankings. I included Anna and Elsa because I think they are both such fun characters to analyze. Anyway, the titolo says it all, enjoy! :)

13. MERIDA

75 points

Some people have the same type of relationship Merida and Elinor share. I argue with my mom all the time, ALL THE TIME. Though I can't say I really relate to Merida's personality and I wouldn't do anything Merida does. I might think about wanting to change what's coming...

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Which DP I think they look like

posted by fiina

Yeah so this is my opinion which DP some people here look like. And I admit that my opinion can be far away of what te think and my opinion which one they look isn't in any way "right"one. This is really.. eh.. simple articolo but well I tried to be simple.
Thanks to everyone who postato their picture(none of te are ugly!) and please don't get offended, from one picture it's really hard to create ful image of te and if te think something I wrote it's competely wrong it's just my stupidity. te know yourself the best :)

link Belle[/b]

Well sadly from this picture is hard to say much when...

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FrankenPunzel Part 1

posted by dclairmont

Chapter 1: Doing Mother's Deeds

I slipped into the door of the unknowing family. The door creaked as I shut it, da the family was so full of conversation and laughter they wouldn't be able to notice. Gothel had made this too easy for me. This was my secondo chore today, so I was naturally getting very tired, but I'd do anything for Mother, anything. I walked emotionless into the cucina where the family sat down for dinner.

They finally notice me. "Woah, how'd te get in here?" the father asks. "Are te lost?" Yes, I was quite lost, but not in the way he was implying.

"I'm sorry," I whispered,...

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My preferito Disney Princess lista (Updated)

posted by bluerose777

12. Tiana
Previous Position: 10 (Dropp two places)
I don't like Tiana even più than last time, because she's too serious and I hete it she kissed frog because she believe frog will turn into prince and help her with restaurant
Favorite hairstyle: bun with tiara
Favorite outfit: blue dress with gloves and tiara
Favorite song: When We're Human
Favorite Canto quote: I've work hard for everything I got
Favorite quote: My dream wouldn’t be complete without te in it

11. Mulan
Previous Position: 8 (Dropp three places)
I don't think Mulan it's great character o role model but I like her a little bit more...

Hacks that can save your life with Disney Princecses!

posted by elsafan1010

Hello! This articolo contains paragraphs about hacks with Disney Princesses! I don't want to make the introduction part long, because I am so excited to write this :) Hoping te enjoy <3!

Hack 1- Longer Essay with Merida

Merida is again sitting in front of her desk. Her mother is forcing her to 'home education' again and Merida has only 20 minuti left for the deadline. Merida types fast as she can, and writes an essay about nature with 1000 characters but the minimum is 1500 to publish. She has nothing coming to her mind!

Hack time! Merida picks the color white for the letters in Google documents...

Dungeons & Draghi & Disney Princesses - Raya

posted by MaidofOrleans

Dungeons & Draghi (or D&D for short) is a super fun tavolo, ripiano del tavolo roleplaying game that's been around since the 1970s but has recently gained a fair bit of popularity. I've been playing the game for around eight years at time of writing, and I strongly recommend te give it a try if te ever get the chance. It's really an absolute blast! D&D has always been one of my preferito hobbies, but within the last two years it's become an even bigger part of my life. Since I've been having so much fun with it recently, I decided it was finally time to try something I'd always wanted to do: turning...

Dungeons & Draghi & Disney Princesses - Elsa

posted by MaidofOrleans

Dungeons & Draghi (or D&D for short) is a super fun tavolo, ripiano del tavolo roleplaying game that's been around since the 1970s but has recently gained a fair bit of popularity. I've been playing the game for around eight years at time of writing, and I strongly recommend te give it a try if te ever get the chance. It's really an absolute blast! D&D has always been one of my preferito hobbies, but within the last two years it's become an even bigger part of my life. Since I've been having so much fun with it recently, I decided it was finally time to try something I'd always wanted to do: turning...

Dungeons & Draghi & Disney Princesses - Merida

posted by MaidofOrleans

Dungeons & Draghi (or D&D for short) is a super fun tavolo, ripiano del tavolo roleplaying game that's been around since the 1970s but has recently gained a fair bit of popularity. I've been playing the game for around eight years at time of writing, and I strongly recommend te give it a try if te ever get the chance. It's really an absolute blast! D&D has always been one of my preferito hobbies, but within the last two years it's become an even bigger part of my life. Since I've been having so much fun with it recently, I decided it was finally time to try something I'd always wanted to do: turning...

Faux Disney Princesses

posted by PrincessXandra

I know what you’re thinking, “They’re not Disney Princesses,” but hear me out: They are from Shrek, which parodies Disney films. As such, it’s not much of a stretch to assume this group of princesses are a parody of the Disney Princess.

Here we have: Princess Fiona (of course), Snow White, Cenerentola (whose real name I think is Cynthia), Sleeping Beauty (whose real name I think is Princess Talia) and Rapunzel (who is really the villain).

Here are their stories:

Princess Talia - She was cursed da the evil fairy Carabosse to die on her 16th birthday, which happened, but her Prince gave...

Scar vs. Facilier

posted by elsafan1010

I postato a sondaggio two weeks ago, and the sondaggio was like this:

"Scar vs. Dr. Facilier who is a better villain?"

And the result was Scar. In fact, the two villains have a lot of similarities. So much so that te may be surprised. However, I watched the two Film back to back and now I see the incredible similarities between them.

SIMILARITY:

1- They both want to rule a place, Facilier is New Orleans and Scar is Pride Rocks.

2- Both do their evil da using someone else, Scar is the hyenas, and Facilier is his Friends on the other side.

3- Both of them died da their sidekicks. Scar was killed da hyenas,...

Some Heroes that that have the same powers as my preferito character, Elsa

posted by elsafan1010

Elsa is my preferito Disney character. She can create snow and ice. Elsa has a lot of wonderful and similar dispositions to me. Today I am Scrivere about characters who have similar snow powers to Elsa.

1- Om Nelle ( Cut the rope, super noms)
Om Nelle, who appears as Om Nom's wife in the Om Nom ( Cut the rope) cartoon, has powers similar to Elsa. Like Elsa, Om Nelle can create snow and, most of all, ice. But there are some changes. Elsa's powers are hers and they are innate. Om Nelle makes the ice with the stone of a tiara, the cintura of a superhero. Without the crown, Om Nelle has no powers. Also,...

Cenerentola with her actual colori

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Feminist to Most Feminist Disney Princesses

posted by Ninjago118

Here is a lista of all the Disney Princesses who are feminist to MOST in their movies.

Don’t need a man to save them (feminist):

1. Pocahontas

2. Mulan

3. Belle

4. Ariel

5. gelsomino

6. Tiana

7. Rapunzel

8. Moana

9. Raya

10. Merida

11. Anna and Elsa

Don’t end up with a man (non-hetero feminist):

1. Pocahontas

2. Merida

3. Raya

4. Moana

5. Elsa

Don’t need sexual o romantic Amore (ace/aro feminist):

1. Mulan

2. Pocahontas

3. Tiana

4. Rapunzel

5. Merida

6. Anna and Elsa

7. Moana

8. Raya

Needed a man to save them (anti-feminist):

1. Cenerentola

2. Snow White

3. Aurora

Needed a true Amore and romance (hopeless romantic anti-feminist):

1. Aurora

2. Cenerentola

3. Snow White

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Cenerentola 2015 - Anastasia and Drizella

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Ariel rosa dress

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Mulan: Review from the Orients

posted by deedragongirl

The poster

Hi guys, I just want to let te know that I got to see Mulan a few days fa and like Beauty and the Beast. I have mixed feeling about this live action reboot, so here is my review on the movie that was postpone on numerous occasions due to the COVID-19.

The Story

I was really quite happy with a number of changes in the film, like we get to see Mulan's childhood più like what we see in Cinderella. I am very happy that she has a sister to talk to, to which I will get to that part later on!
Secondly, she does provide comic relief while in the army along with the soldiers. Whom the latter did not...

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fan of the mese May 2020: cruella

posted by BB2010

1. Congrats on winning fan of the Month! How does it feel?
Thanks! It feels amazing and very surprising. I never would have guessed I'd win.

2. What was the last Disney movie te watched in theaters? (animated o live action)
I haven't been to the theaters much recently. So, I think it was Toy Story 4 last summer.

3. Who is your preferito Disney character? (live action o animated, Pixar o Disney)
Scrooge McDuck <333

4. Which Disney owned franchise do te like more? (The Simpsons, Marvel, stella, star Wars, etc) Why?
Of all the franchises they own my preferito would probably be Mickey topo, mouse and Friends....

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Cenerentola - My Fair Grand Duke

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Ariel

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