Kid 2: I think were lost.
Fairy G: te now say something like that?
Kid 2: Yea.
Fairy G: Why didn't te say something sooner?
Kid 2: I don't know.
Kid 1: ciao old lady, are ya sure ya know where your going?
Fairy G: DON'T CALL ME AN OLD LADY YOU-
Kid 2: *Points at a direction* ciao LOOK, A GIANT TURTLE!!!
Fairy G and Kid 1: WHERE?
Kid 2: Never mind, it imploded out of nowhere...
Fairy G: How can it implode outta nowhere?
Kid 2: I don't know.
Fairy G: IS THAT ALL te CAN SAY BESIDES THE OTHER STUFF te HAD detto RIGHT NOW?!?!?
Kid 2: *Thinks for a while...* I don't know.
Fairy G: OH MY-
???????: Geez dude, te have issues, mental issues. te need to go see a doctor o something so he/she could see your brain o something.
Fairy G: GEEZ DUDE! WHY MUST te PEOPLE BE SO HARSH? I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING TO te YET!
Kid 1: I didn't say that.
???????: I detto it, idiot.
Everyone else: WHAT THE???
???????: Hey, ya now notice me?
Everyone else: Well, yea.
???????: Oh wow, te guys suck, literally.
Fairy G: How do we suck literally?
???????: I dunno, ya just do.
Fairy G: Wow, your the one who sucks balls dude.
Kid 1: Who are te anyway?
???????: I am the spritual... sprit who is going to help Slash make te feel like shit while in this crappy journey...
Kids: Oh that's nice.
Fairy G: But, why are te a turtle?
Turtle: I dunno, blame the creator of this articolo and ask her why I'm a turtle!
Everyone else: Who her?
Turtle: Never mind. I am one of the spirts that uh, take te guys to these random tests and if ya pass, good things will happen.
Everyone else: Really? Well, let's do it then! Oh, that sounded wrong on so many levels(Let's 'do it'?).
Turtle: I will assure te that these test won't be so easy, are te sure your-
Fairy G: Yea yea whatever, just start the goddamn tests already!
Turtle: Man te really are annoying, *Sighs* fine, we'll get started then. But once we start there's no turning back...
Everyone else: COME ON ALREADY!
Turtle: Pfft, come with me. I will mostra te to the chambers of craziness...
*The gang follow the sprit tartaruga into The Chambers of Craziness(At least it's better than The Holes of Hell, right?)...
To be continued(FINALLY!)...
